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November 29, 2008 • 8:57 pm 0
>MAN IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT WHILE TYPING ON CELL PHONE; ACCIDENTALLY ‘REPLIED ALL’ TO BOSS WITH INAPPROPRIATE EMAIL
November 28, 2008 • 8:36 pm 0
>BUSH NIXES OBAMA’S REQUEST TO WORK FROM SECOND DESK IN THE OVAL OFFICE UNTIL JAN 20
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November 28, 2008 • 7:24 pm 0
>SOMALI PIRATES MANAGE TO HIJACK LAST ‘Wii FIT’ IN COASTAL TARGET STORE
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November 28, 2008 • 2:01 pm 0
>BLOODBATH OVER Wii AVAILABILITY AT TARGET MISTAKEN FOR EUROPEAN SOCCER MATCH
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November 28, 2008 • 12:58 pm 0
>35 DEAD IN WAL-MART RIOT OVER 5 A.M. BUY-1-GET-1-HALF-OFF AAA BATTERY OFFER
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November 28, 2008 • 4:05 am 0
>ROGUE WAVE ERUPTS IN STANDS DURING THANKSGIVING DAY COWBOY’S GAME; 2 DEAD, 74 INJURED
November 27, 2008 • 3:25 am 0
>OBAMA TO INHERIT WARS, ECONOMIC CHAOS, AND NEGLECTED WHITE HOUSE HEDGE ROW FROM BUSH
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November 26, 2008 • 4:08 pm 0
>CRAPPY DRIVE-THRU SPEAKER BLAMED FOR CUSTOMER’S ORDER OF McDONALD’S EXIT SIGN AND MEDIUM AIRCRAFT CARRIER
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November 24, 2008 • 4:02 pm 0
>FEDS SUGGEST CITIZENS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NIGERIAN GET-RICH-QUICK EMAILS
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November 24, 2008 • 12:22 pm 0
>STUDY: CONSUMERS STILL REFUSING TO USE STARBUCKS’ STUPID CUP SIZE NAMES
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November 23, 2008 • 12:49 am 0
>INCOMING PRESIDENT OBAMA ASKS TO BE SHOWN THE MAGIC ‘FIND BIN LADEN’ WAND
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November 22, 2008 • 6:23 pm 0
>CONFUSED LIBERALS WONDERING WHY BUSH IS WAITING SO LONG TO REVEAL SELF AS THE ANTI-CHRIST
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November 21, 2008 • 8:03 pm 0
>CONSUMERS SEEK FEDERAL ASSISTANCE ON $600 BLACKBERRY STORM COST
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November 21, 2008 • 7:50 pm 0
>BUSH REQUESTS VACATION TIME ‘FROM NOW UNTIL JAN 20’
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November 21, 2008 • 6:34 pm 0
>NY TIMES TO LAY OFF 10,000 OBAMA CAMPAIGN WORKERS
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November 21, 2008 • 4:03 pm 0
>OBAMA TO MAKE ED McMAHON CABINET-LEVEL, DOOR-TO-DOOR ‘BAILOUT DISTRIBUTOR’
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November 21, 2008 • 1:07 pm 0
>ASHLEE SIMPSON GIVES BIRTH TO A SPOILED CELEBRITY KID
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November 20, 2008 • 7:56 pm 0
>APPLE’S NEXT iPHONE RUMORED TO BE iPHONE KILLER
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November 20, 2008 • 6:43 pm 0
>AUTOMAKER CEO ADDS PALM BEACH ESTATE MORTGAGE TO BAILOUT FUNDS REQUEST
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November 20, 2008 • 5:20 pm 0
>SAUDI PRINCE EMPTIES POCKET, BUYS CITIGROUP WITH CASH, 2 MARBLES AND SOME LINT
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November 20, 2008 • 12:29 pm 0
>FLORIDA GOV PETITIONS CONGRESS FOR BAILOUT AFTER TEMPS DIVE BELOW BEARABLE
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November 20, 2008 • 1:21 am 0
>OBAMA DISASSOCIATES SELF FROM AL-ZAWAHRI AFTER ‘HOUSE NEGROE’ COMMENT
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November 19, 2008 • 8:56 pm 0
>BAILOUT PLAN CHANGES AGAIN; CONGRESS TO BUY $700 BILLION WORTH OF PENNY WHISTLES AND MOON PIES
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November 19, 2008 • 5:01 pm 0
>SHUTTLE CREW DROPS, LOSES SHUTTLE IGNITION KEYS IN SPACE
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November 19, 2008 • 1:19 pm 0
>D.C. REQUESTS BAILOUT FUNDS FOR INAUGURATION; CALLS EVENT ‘TOO BIG TO FAIL’
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November 18, 2008 • 7:22 pm 0
>OBAMA TOLD HE CAN’T SEE ROSWELL ALIEN UNTIL JAN 20
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November 18, 2008 • 4:45 pm 0
>McCAIN OFFERS TO HELP PALIN IN 2012 IF HE’S ‘STILL UP AND AROUND’
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November 18, 2008 • 3:00 pm 0
>SPACE SHUTTLE CREW REPORTS ABILITY TO SEE ENORMOUS U.S. ECONOMIC PROBLEM FROM SPACE
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November 18, 2008 • 1:51 pm 0
>TOWN FULL OF MOM & POP SHOPS ON EDGE AS WAL-MART TROOPS EDGE CLOSER TO BORDER
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November 18, 2008 • 12:37 pm 0
>’PREOCCUPIED’ OBAMA FINDS NBC OUTSIDE WINDOW HOLDING BOOMBOX
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November 18, 2008 • 2:25 am 0
>HILLARY CLINTON ACCEPTS SECRETARY OF STATE OFFER; BACKGROUND CHECKS ‘CLEAN’ FOR HUSBAND, MISTRESSES
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November 17, 2008 • 10:32 pm 0
>RACIAL TENSIONS BROIL IN REV. WRIGHT’S CONGREGATION OVER OBAMA’S WHITE HALF
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November 17, 2008 • 7:27 pm 0
>OBAMA, McCAIN MEET FACE TO FACE TO SWAP ‘LOST’ THEORIES
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November 17, 2008 • 3:11 pm 0
>FLORIDA TEMPS PLUMMET INTO SIXTIES, STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED
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November 17, 2008 • 11:23 am 0
>FL STATE GOV OFFICES, PUBLIC SCHOOLS CLOSE AS TEMPS PLUMMET INTO SIXTIES
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November 16, 2008 • 4:57 pm 0
>NEWLY-FOUND BEATLES SOUNDTRACK INCLUDES ‘LESS MIND-NUMBINGLY HORRIBLE’ YOKO ONO CONTRIBUTION
November 16, 2008 • 1:34 pm 0
>EXPERT: WATER GUNS SAFE FROM OBAMA’S ANTI-GUN AMBITIONS
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November 15, 2008 • 5:34 pm 0
>VENUS WILLIAMS SPRAINS WRIST IN WII TENNIS MATCH
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November 14, 2008 • 9:10 pm 0
>OBAMA OFFERS HILLARY CLINTON OPPORTUNITY TO MANAGE STATE DEPARTMENT’S SECOND LIFE AVATARS
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November 14, 2008 • 5:59 pm 0
>PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA TRADES BASKETBALL GYM FOR ‘LESS TIME-CONSUMING AND MORE COMPACT’ Wii FIT
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November 14, 2008 • 3:33 pm 0
>REV. WRIGHT, FARRAKHAN, AYERS, AND OPRAH UNLEASHED IN WAKE OF OBAMA WIN
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November 14, 2008 • 2:28 pm 0
>RAHM EMANUEL STABS REPUBLICAN IN STOMACH, OFFERS TO MAKE ‘BIPARTISAN’ CALL TO 911
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November 14, 2008 • 12:28 pm 0
>OBAMA FACES ‘FIRST TOUGH QUESTIONS’ FROM MEDIA OVER WHITE HOUSE PUPPY PREFERENCES
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November 13, 2008 • 8:26 pm 0
>VICTIMS OF 2004 ASIAN TSUNAMI OFFER FINANCIAL RELIEF TO EMBATTLED U.S.
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November 13, 2008 • 3:42 pm 0
>’CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT McCAIN’ SIGNMAKING INDUSTRY SEEKS $57 BAILOUT
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November 12, 2008 • 7:48 pm 0
>MINNESOTA SENATE RACE GAP NARROWS; FRANKEN FINDS ‘A DOZEN OR SO’ MORE VOTES MIXED IN WITH LAUNDRY
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November 12, 2008 • 12:29 pm 0
>JOHN McCAIN MULLS CUSTOMARY POST-ELECTION-LOSS PROFESSORSHIP, BEARD, AND WEIGHT GAIN
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November 10, 2008 • 10:54 pm 0
>REPUBLICANS CALL FOR OBAMA IMPEACHMENT, CITE ‘LEFTWINGAGENDAGATE’
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November 10, 2008 • 9:17 pm 0
>GOP: NEXT CANDIDATE NEEDS TO ‘HARNESS THE POWER OF SOCIAL FROLICKING SITES LIKE MYFACE AND SPACEBOOK’
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