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March 31, 2010 • 11:34 am 0
>ENCLAVE OF GEORGIANS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT CIVIL WAR IS OVER
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March 31, 2010 • 1:42 am 0
>TOM CRUISE’S MOBILE SCIENTOLOGY TEMPLE FREAKS OUT NEW LEADING LADY
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March 30, 2010 • 12:39 am 0
>RICKY MARTIN CLAIMS TO NOT HAVE BEEN OPENLY-GAY UNTIL NOW
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March 29, 2010 • 10:09 pm 0
>GATORADE KEG FULL OF TOMATO SAUCE POURED ON LOSING COACH
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March 27, 2010 • 3:14 pm 0
>STONERS FEAR OBAMACARE WEED WONT BE AS GNARLY AS CURRENT STASH
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March 27, 2010 • 5:03 am 0
>INVESTIGATORS REASSEMBLE WOOD-CHIPPERED PIECES OF MAN TO DETERMINE CAUSE OF DEATH
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March 26, 2010 • 5:41 pm 0
>NEGLECTED WYOMING GETS SKYPED VISIT FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA
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March 26, 2010 • 2:03 pm 0
>OBAMA PUSHES LENDERS TO DO AWAY WITH MORTGAGES AND OTHER ENCUMBRANCES TO HOMEOWNERS
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March 24, 2010 • 9:13 pm 0
>AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR SECRETLY DISGUSTED BY ALL OF HER STUDENTS
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March 24, 2010 • 1:49 am 0
>POLL: IGNORANT REPUBLICANS DON’T WANT FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL
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March 23, 2010 • 8:16 pm 0
>COKE TO INTRODUCE NON-LETHAL VERSION OF ITS FAMOUS COLA
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March 21, 2010 • 3:47 am 0
>UNDER-REGULATED CANDY INDUSTRY ACCUSED OF TARGETTING CHILDREN
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March 20, 2010 • 9:34 pm 0
>GOV STUDY: HOMESCHOOLERS DELAYING SEX ED UNTIL ‘TOO LATE’ AGE 6
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March 19, 2010 • 5:06 pm 0
>AMERICANS COMPLAIN STUPID HEALTHCARE NEWS INTERFERRING WITH MICHELLE ‘BOMBSHELL’ McGEE COVERAGE
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March 19, 2010 • 12:18 pm 0
>HOMELESS SETTLEMENT IN MASTER BEDROOM RUINS HOUSE SALE
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March 18, 2010 • 12:20 pm 0
>OBAMA SCOLDS SECRET SERVICE BODYGUARDS FOR NOT JUMPING IN FRONT OF FOXNEWS QUESTIONS
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March 17, 2010 • 6:14 pm 0
>LEAK: KUCINICH OFFERED GLIMPSE OF ROSWELL ALIEN FOR HEALTHCARE VOTE
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March 13, 2010 • 8:35 pm 0
>CONCLUSIVE REPORT CONFIRMING TUPAC’S DEATH QUESTIONED
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March 13, 2010 • 6:11 pm 0
>NANCY PELOSI’S TANKS FLANK HAPLESS HEALTHCARE OPPONENTS
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March 12, 2010 • 1:01 pm 0
>DESPERATE DEMS: ‘ANTI-HEALTHCARE BACK-WAXERS WILL ATTACK YOUR GANDPARENTS NEXT’
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March 12, 2010 • 12:23 am 0
>EXPERT: AGING MADONNA WILL INEVITABLY BECOME LESS MANLY
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March 10, 2010 • 12:31 pm 0
>BARNEY FRANK ETHICS PROBE NOW INCLUDES MISSING SHOWER CURTAINS IN HOUSE GYM
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March 9, 2010 • 11:02 pm 0
>TRAVOLTA DITCHES SCIENTOLOGY, LEAVES CRUISE AS ONLY REMAINING NUT
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March 8, 2010 • 1:46 pm 0
>HACKER REDIRECT OF NYTIMES.COM TO PRAVDA SITE DOESN’T CONFUSE VISITORS
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March 6, 2010 • 6:58 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE TO PROMOTE GLOBAL WARMING, CITES COLD WEATHER’S RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT
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March 4, 2010 • 1:02 pm 0
>INCREASE IN REPO MEN AND TAX COLLECTORS IMPROVES NATIONAL EMPLOYMENT STATS
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March 2, 2010 • 6:29 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE: UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS DISTORTED BY WISHFUL THINKING
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March 2, 2010 • 1:02 pm 0
>NEW HEALTHCARE BILL INCLUDES DEATH PANELS FOR ITS CRITICS
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March 1, 2010 • 5:27 pm 0
>PRESS BEGINS VETTING FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN EDWARDS
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March 1, 2010 • 1:04 pm 0
>AL GORE RETURNS TO HIDING AFTER ADDRESSING GLOBAL WARMING CRITICS IN PRAVDA OP-ED
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March 1, 2010 • 1:50 am 0
>CELEBRITY BENEFIT CONCERT TO PROVIDE MUCH-NEEDED RELIEF TO U.S. MIDDLE CLASS
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