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December 31, 2004 • 5:25 pm 0
>MYSTERIOUS INCREASE IN ILLEGITIMATE BABIES EXPECTED 9 MONTHS FROM TONIGHT
December 31, 2004 • 5:19 pm 0
>BUSH ESTABLISHES COALITION TO MONITOR U.N. TSUNAMI AID DISTRIBUTION
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December 31, 2004 • 2:16 pm 0
>LACK OF DEAD ANIMALS IN WAKE OF TSUNAMI GIVES WEIGHT TO THEORY THAT SOME POSSESS ‘SPIDEY SENSE’
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December 31, 2004 • 2:39 am 0
>U.N. PLEDGES TO DIRECT ‘MOST’ OF TSUNAMI RELIEF AID TO VICTIMS
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December 31, 2004 • 1:19 am 0
>PEPSICO, INC. ATTEMPTS MARKET SHARE GRAB WITH RE-RELEASE OF ‘NEW COKE’
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December 30, 2004 • 4:43 pm 0
>O.J. CATCHES REAL KILLER WAVE IN MIAMI DURING FUN-IN-THE-SUN SURF SESSION
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December 29, 2004 • 10:41 pm 0
>U.S. INDUSTRIAL IRRESPONSIBILITY BLAMED FOR ASIAN TSUNAMI DISASTER
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December 28, 2004 • 10:55 pm 0
>STATE DEPT: U.N. IS BEING ‘STINGY’ WITH DISPLAYS OF LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE
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December 27, 2004 • 8:54 pm 0
>DICK MORRIS DECLARES VICTORY IN UKRAINIAN ELECTION, HIRES FOOD TASTER
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December 27, 2004 • 3:43 pm 0
>SAUDI ARABIA CELEBRATES 400TH YEAR IN THE DARK AGES
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December 27, 2004 • 3:38 pm 0
>EXPERTS: 2005 HURRICANE SEASON WILL BE ‘MUCH CALMER’ WITH ONLY 130 NAMED STORMS
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December 27, 2004 • 1:29 am 0
>ANTI-KERRY WEBSITES SUFFERING FROM UNEXPLAINED SLOWDOWN IN TRAFFIC
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December 22, 2004 • 2:24 pm 0
>ACLU: INTOLERANT BIGOTS TRYING TO INSERT JESUS INTO CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY
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December 22, 2004 • 1:37 am 0
>SEAN HANNITY RADIO SHOW TO PLAY ‘BEST OF CLINTON IMPEACHMENT DAYS’ THROUGH HOLIDAYS
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December 22, 2004 • 12:07 am 0
>MAN PLUMMETS TO HIS DEATH FROM TOP OF JOHN HANCOCK BUILDING’S FRONT STEPS
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December 21, 2004 • 8:23 pm 0
>KERRY ORDERS STAFF TO CANCEL TIME MAG SUBSCRIPTIONS
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December 21, 2004 • 12:17 am 0
>CHANUKWANZAAMAS TREES TO REPLACE ‘INTOLERANT’ CHRISTMAS TREES ON FEDERAL PROPERTY
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December 21, 2004 • 12:15 am 0
>STATE OF EMERGENCY: FLORIDA SCHOOLS AND GOVERNMENT OFFICES CLOSED AS TEMPERATURES PLUMMET BELOW 60
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December 21, 2004 • 12:14 am 0
>SPAM EMAIL EXPOSES MAN TO SALACIOUSLY EXOTIC WORLD OF MORTGAGE REFINANCING
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December 20, 2004 • 4:54 pm 0
>NEW CIALIS COMMERCIAL RECOMMENDS MEDICAL ASSISTANCE FOR ERECTIONS LASTING LONGER THAN 240 HOURS
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December 19, 2004 • 1:51 pm 0
>PLASTIC SURGERY GIVES BEAUTY QUEEN ‘HORRIFYING MONSTER-LIKE APPEARANCE WITH NO REFUND’
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December 17, 2004 • 8:41 pm 0
>SAN QUENTIN DEATH ROW INMATES LINE UP TO BE MUCH-ADMIRED SCOTT PETERSON MURDERER
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December 17, 2004 • 4:38 pm 0
>ACLU WARNS OF HOLIDAY SEASON DANGERS: CARJACKINGS, PICK-POCKETS, AND CHRISTMAS CAROLERS
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December 17, 2004 • 5:29 am 0
>REAL CANDLES USED BY MAN TO DECORATE CHRISTMAS TREE; FUNERAL TO BE HELD ON SATURDAY
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December 17, 2004 • 5:07 am 0
>KOFI ANNAN LEAVES CHARGES OF U.S. HUMAN-RIGHTS ATROCITIES OUT OF PATHETIC PLEA FOR HELP DURNG D.C. TRIP
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December 17, 2004 • 4:22 am 0
>CHEVY CHASE APOLOGIZES FOR BUSH COMMENTS, SAYS HE WAS ‘JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT MOTHER F—ER’
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December 16, 2004 • 1:25 pm 0
>SWIFT BOAT VETERANS FOR TRUTH LAUNCH AD CRITICIZING BIN LADEN’S MILITARY RECORD
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December 15, 2004 • 3:50 am 0
>SAN QUENTIN DEATH ROW INMATE ‘LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING SCOTT PETERSON’S BABY’
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December 15, 2004 • 2:49 am 0
>SENATE TO DEBATE CONTROVERSIAL ‘CHILDREN IN COMBAT’ ISSUE
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December 14, 2004 • 12:13 am 0
>SADDAM STILL HOBBLING AROUND IN CELL, PERFORMING DAILY DUTIES AS ‘PRESIDENT OF IRAQ’
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December 11, 2004 • 9:21 pm 0
>SUPERMARKET TABLOID STORY ABOUT TWO-FACED SENATOR TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE
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December 10, 2004 • 11:44 pm 0
>U.N. SECRETARY GENERAL ANNAN UNDER FIRE FOR ‘UPHOLDING THE VALUE SYSTEM THE U.N. HAS BECOME INFAMOUSLY KNOWN FOR’
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December 10, 2004 • 9:08 pm 0
>MOVEON.ORG PLANTS QUESTION WITH REPORTER TO ASK DNC: ‘YOU KNOW MOVEON OWNS YOU, DON’T YOU?’
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December 10, 2004 • 2:33 am 0
>RUMSFELD PLANTS QUESTION WITH SOLDIER TO ASK MEDIA: ‘WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING OUR EFFORTS IN IRAQ?’
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December 9, 2004 • 7:15 pm 0
>RUMSFELD FIELDS TOUGH QUESTIONS FROM WIFE ABOUT ‘LEAVING SOCKS ON THE FLOOR’
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December 9, 2004 • 1:44 pm 0
>’HARSH’ NEW LAW LIMITS XBOX PLAYTIME IN FEDERAL PRISONS’ SOLITARY CONFINEMENT CELLS
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December 9, 2004 • 3:43 am 0
>SEN. BIDEN MULLS WHITE HOUSE BID IN ’08; CAMPAIGN WILL FOCUS ON ‘WINNING ISSUES LIKE FAMILY MORALS AND RELIGIOUS STUFF’
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December 8, 2004 • 11:10 pm 0
>MARINE LOBS TOUGH QUESTION AT DEMOCRATS: ‘WHY DO WE HAVE TO DIG THROUGH LANDFILLS FOR SCRAPS OF YOUR SUPPORT?’
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December 8, 2004 • 5:26 pm 0
>POLICE WALKING BEAT IN LOS ANGELES COMPLAIN TO RUMSFELD THEY ‘DON’T HAVE THE GUNS OUR TROOPS HAVE’
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December 8, 2004 • 4:29 pm 0
>’NBA 2K6′ XBOX GAME TO INCLUDE DRINK THROWING GUY
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December 8, 2004 • 3:28 pm 0
>SEN. McCAIN THREATENS TO ‘PERSONALLY TAKE THINGS UP WITH BARRY BONDS IN THE PARKING LOT’
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December 6, 2004 • 3:52 pm 0
>GROUP BANS SNOWFLAKES FROM HOLIDAY DISPLAYS: THEIR COMPLEXITY MAKES THEORY OF EVOLUTION ‘LOOK BAD’
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December 6, 2004 • 3:07 pm 0
>BIDDING FRENZY ERUPTS ON eBAY FOR PLASTIC BAGGY FULL OF AIR
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December 6, 2004 • 6:08 am 0
>SUPERMODEL HEIDI KLUM RELEASES BOOK FOR MEN TO ‘READ’
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December 6, 2004 • 3:28 am 0
>SWAB OF WHACKO JACKO’S MOUTH REVEALS BRAND OF LIPSTICK USED BY FORMER POP STAR
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December 4, 2004 • 2:31 pm 0
>POLICE LAUNCH NEW SEARCH OF ‘KIDS AND CAMERAS ONLY’ WING OF JACKSON’S NEVERLAND RANCH
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December 3, 2004 • 9:22 pm 0
>HURRICANE FORECASTERS PREDICT FEWER LOOTING OPPORTUNITIES FOR 2005 SEASON
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December 3, 2004 • 9:01 pm 0
>QUAGMIRE UNFOLDING AT MICHAEL JACKSON’S NEVERLAND RANCH… DEVELOPING…
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December 3, 2004 • 2:52 pm 0
>ISLAMIC SUICIDE BOMBER STRIKES MOSQUE ‘IN THE NAME OF ISLAM’
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