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August 31, 2009 • 1:34 pm 0
>INDIA ENDS PLAN TO COLONIZE MARS AFTER WICK ON WOODEN ROCKET FAILS TO IGNITE
August 29, 2009 • 11:33 pm 0
>PROPOSED 110% TAX ON TOP INCOME EARNERS RUFFLES RICH FEATHERS
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August 28, 2009 • 6:24 pm 0
>PACE AND FLAVOR OF OBAMA INITIATIVES MAKING SATIRE IRRELEVANT
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August 26, 2009 • 12:44 am 0
>BILL O’REILLY AND BARNEY FRANK CANCEL CAMPING TRIP TOGETHER DUE TO ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH LEVEL OF EXTREME MUTUAL HATRED
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August 25, 2009 • 2:26 am 0
>OBAMA RELAXES INTERROGATION RULES, WILL ALLOW DETAINEES TO TORTURE
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August 23, 2009 • 10:06 pm 0
>OBAMA COMMITS ADDITIONAL 5K TROOPS TO COMBAT RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW
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August 23, 2009 • 3:30 am 0
>NATION DISTRACTED FROM PENDING APOCALYPSE BY MICHELLE OBAMA’S LEGS
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August 20, 2009 • 11:23 am 0
>POLITICIANS TO BE PROTECTED FROM NAZI PROTESTERS WITH NEW ‘TOWN HALLS BY TEXT MESSAGING’ FORMAT
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August 19, 2009 • 2:46 pm 0
>OBAMA ASKS CLINTON TO EXPLAIN ‘HILLARY 2012’ BUMPER STICKERS SPILLING FROM HER BRIEF CASE
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August 17, 2009 • 7:40 pm 0
>OBAMA DROPS PUBLIC DEATH CAMPS FROM HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
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August 16, 2009 • 11:06 pm 0
>Y.E. YANG WINS KLCI 106.1 FM RADIO CONTEST FOR SPOT AT PGA CHAMPIONSHIP, BEATS TIGER
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August 16, 2009 • 6:27 pm 0
>WEATHER CHANNEL PLANS HOUR-LONG ‘ANA: THE STORM THAT MAY OR MAY NOT ANNIHILATE FLORIDA AND KILL MANY’
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August 16, 2009 • 3:10 am 0
>MICHAEL VICK APOLOGIZES FOR FREUDIAN ‘I’LL KILL YOU DOG’ SMACK-TALK TO OPPOSING TEAM MEMBER
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August 15, 2009 • 3:13 pm 0
>40 YEARS AFTER WOODSTOCK, ATTENDEES STRUGGLE TO REMEMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL
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August 13, 2009 • 11:16 pm 0
>JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS TO CLINTONING MISTRESS, FATHERING CHILD
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August 13, 2009 • 10:40 pm 0
>JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS TO CLINTONING MISTRESS, FATHERING CHILD
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August 12, 2009 • 12:38 am 0
>REPORT: 7 OF 10 CARS CURRENTLY ON SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA HIGHWAYS ARE BEING CHASED BY COPS
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August 11, 2009 • 11:58 am 0
>GOP PAYS RECORD SALARY, BENEFITS, AND 401K TO TOWN HALL RABBLE-ROUSER
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August 10, 2009 • 8:08 pm 0
>NAZI MOBSTERS BRUTALLY ATTACK CONGRESSMAN WITH VISCIOUS REQUEST TO RECONSIDER HEALTHCARE VOTE
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August 10, 2009 • 2:36 pm 0
>PELOSI: RADICAL UN-AMERICAN TERRORISTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO QUESTION CONGRESS IN TOWN HALLS
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August 9, 2009 • 5:25 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE REVISES OUTLOOK: ECONOMY ‘NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS OUR WORST-CASE SCENARIOS’
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August 8, 2009 • 1:11 pm 0
>CELEBS STOCKPILE ‘PICK-ME-UPS’ AND ‘TAKE-ME-DOWNS’ IN ADVANCE OF MJ AUTOPSY RESULTS
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August 7, 2009 • 3:50 pm 0
>AUTO DEALER DENIES AREA MAN’S ‘CASH FOR CLUNKER WIFE’ REQUEST
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August 6, 2009 • 6:44 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE: PROTESTS AGAINST HEALTHCARE BILL PROVES ‘JUST HOW MANY SICK PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE’
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August 5, 2009 • 5:04 pm 0
>RUSSIAN SUBS LURKING IN NYC SEWER SYSTEM ‘TOOK WRONG TURN’ DURING ATLANTIC TRAINING EXCERCISE
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August 5, 2009 • 2:27 am 0
>OBAMA SHARES BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WITH 146 YR OLD HELEN THOMAS
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August 4, 2009 • 11:02 pm 0
>FREED FEMALE JOURNALISTS REQUEST CHAPERONE FOR CLINTON MEETING
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August 4, 2009 • 5:33 pm 0
>KIM JONG IL ADVISORS WARN OF PUBLIC BACKLASH AFTER ‘ASSOCIATING WITH THE LIKES OF BILL CLINTON’
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August 3, 2009 • 8:56 pm 0
>OBAMA DEFENDS ‘SPENDING MONEY TO SAVE MONEY’, CITES PONZI, MADOFF, BOOKIE BEHIND 7-11 DUMPSTER
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August 2, 2009 • 5:20 pm 0
>JON & KATE BEER SUMMIT ENDS IN SCREAM CONTEST, BROKEN BOTTLES AND A BLACK EYE
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