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February 28, 2005 • 9:30 pm 0
>POPE’S RELATIVES ALREADY QUARRELLING OVER POPEMOBILE INHERITANCE
February 26, 2005 • 9:18 am 0
>THREAT OF ‘MUTUALLY ASSURED DISSATISFACTION’ LOOMS FOR J-LO AND LATEST HUSBAND
February 26, 2005 • 4:20 am 0
>POPE STILL CLINGING TO LEADERSHIP OF WORLDWIDE CATHOLIC CHURCH DESPITE INABILITY TO TALK, SEE, BREATHE, LEAD
February 26, 2005 • 1:08 am 0
>WILLIE NELSON BLAMES POOR RECORD SALES ON POOR DENNIS KUCINICH
February 25, 2005 • 2:34 pm 0
>AL GORE LEAVES UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA PROFESSORSHIP TO MANAGE BLUTH’S FROZEN BANANA STAND
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February 25, 2005 • 9:47 am 0
>DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION SECURITY COUNCIL TO PONDER PUNISHMENT FOR RUBBER BAND WEAPON BOY
February 25, 2005 • 5:35 am 0
>WARD CHURCHILL TO LEAD ‘PEACE PARADE’ CALLING FOR THERMONUCLEAR ANNIHILATION OF THE WORLD
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February 25, 2005 • 4:39 am 0
>IRAN, NORTH KOREA AGREE U.S., RUSSIA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
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February 25, 2005 • 2:53 am 0
>VATICAN ISSUES DECREE BANNING POPE JOKES ‘UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE’
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February 25, 2005 • 1:14 am 0
>EXTRATERRESTRIALS RELISH ‘MAINSTREAM MEDIA ATTENTION’ AFTER PETER JENNINGS UFO SPECIAL
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February 25, 2005 • 12:31 am 0
>DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION SECURITY COUNCIL TO VOTE ON PUNISHMENT FOR RUBBER BAND WEAPON BOY
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February 25, 2005 • 12:30 am 0
>VATICAN ISSUES DECREE BANNING POPE JOKES ‘UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE’
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February 25, 2005 • 12:30 am 0
>AMERICANS DISTRAUGHT, PANIC-STRICKEN OVER QUEEN’S DECISION TO NOT ATTEND CHARLES’ WEDDING
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February 25, 2005 • 12:29 am 0
>IRAN, NORTH KOREA AGREE U.S., RUSSIA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
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February 25, 2005 • 12:09 am 0
>AMERICANS DISTRAUGHT, PANIC-STRICKENED OVER QUEEN’S DECISION TO NOT ATTEND PRINCE CHARLES’ WEDDING
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February 24, 2005 • 4:51 pm 0
>REMBRANDT’S LAZY EYE DISCOVERY THREATENS TO DEVALUE PREVIOUSLY PRICELESS ART
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February 24, 2005 • 1:13 pm 0
>’AIR AMERICA’ SOUNDBOARD GUY GETS RAISE: PACKET OF KETCHUP ADDED TO BI-WEEKLY REAM OF PRINTER PAPER
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February 24, 2005 • 12:35 pm 0
>NASA ORGASMS AT DISCOVERY OF MOLECULAR-SIZED LIFEFORM IN FOOTPRINT ON MARS
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February 24, 2005 • 4:43 am 0
>TSUNAMI AID TOUR CLIMAXES IN CLINTON BOOK SIGNING EVENT
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February 24, 2005 • 1:17 am 0
>FIDEL CASTRO EMBARKS ON ‘FENCE MENDING TRIP’ TO U.S., CUBA
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February 24, 2005 • 12:16 am 0
>MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM CONSIDERED FOR FLORIDA COAST AS THREAT FROM BAHAMAS LOOMS
February 23, 2005 • 5:24 pm 0
>’TOM DASCHLE’ REMOVED FROM OFFICIAL COMPILATION OF HOUSEHOLD NAMES
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February 23, 2005 • 3:13 pm 0
>MOTEL 6 ‘NEAR’ VEGAS STRIP LOSES BID TO HOST NEW CIRQUE DU SOLEIL SHOW
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February 23, 2005 • 12:09 am 0
>GORE, KERRY LAMENT LACK OF ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ON THEIR LIVES
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February 23, 2005 • 12:00 am 0
>CANSECO FINGERS SEN. KENNEDY FOR INJECTING ‘UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF NOURISHMENT’
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February 22, 2005 • 9:42 pm 0
>RUSH LIMBAUGH KEEPS EGO IN CHECK DURING TROOP VISIT
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February 22, 2005 • 5:15 pm 0
>MALE DEMOCRAT SENATORS HILLARY CLINTON AND JOHN MCCAIN TRAVEL TO IRAQ
February 22, 2005 • 3:10 pm 0
>BUSH SECRETLY TAPES CBS EVENING NEWS, THREATENS TO ‘SHOW IT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE’
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February 21, 2005 • 3:28 am 0
>’OBSCENE HOME MAKEOVER’ BUILDS $20 MILLION MEGAMANSION FOR FORMER DOT-COM MILLIONAIRE
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February 21, 2005 • 12:36 am 0
>FOUL-MOUTHED COMEDIAN CHRIS ROCK BRACES FOR ‘F-WORD’ BARRAGE FROM OSCAR CROWD
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February 21, 2005 • 12:29 am 0
>JEFF GORDON WIN OVER DALE JR. AT DAYTONA 500 THREATENS TO RE-IGNITE TENSIONS BETWEEN HATFIELDS AND McCOYS
February 16, 2005 • 8:05 pm 0
>NHL HOCKEY SEASON REPORTEDLY ‘UNDER WAY’ BEFORE BEING CANCELED
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February 16, 2005 • 4:39 pm 0
>EXPERT: IRAN 1 YEAR, 4 MONTHS, 13 DAYS, 4 HOURS AWAY FROM FIRST NUCLEAR BOMB
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February 16, 2005 • 2:26 pm 0
>WHACKO JACKO TRIAL: BUBBLES THE CHIMP CALLED TO ‘VOUCH FOR MICHAEL’S NORMALITY’
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February 16, 2005 • 12:53 am 0
>INTERNAL DNC PANEL ENDS ELECTION INVESTIGATION, BLAMES KERRY LOSS ON BUSH
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February 15, 2005 • 11:34 am 0
>REALITY RESEMBLES SATIRE: BILL CLINTON WINS GRAMMY FOR READING HIS OWN BOOK OUT LOUD
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February 14, 2005 • 11:20 pm 0
>REALITY RESEMBLES SATIRE: BILL CLINTON WINS GRAMMY FOR READING HIS OWN BOOK OUT LOUD
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February 14, 2005 • 3:26 am 0
>PRINCE CHARLES’ MARRIAGE TO LONG-TIME LIVE-IN FORNICATOR SET TO ROCK ENGLISH TABLOID INDUSTRY
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February 11, 2005 • 11:22 pm 0
>PRINCE CHARLES WEDDING THREATENS TO SEND ENGLAND INTO ‘FRENZIED STATE OF TABLOIDING’
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February 11, 2005 • 12:05 am 0
>INTERNAL DNC PANEL ENDS ELECTION INVESTIGATION, BLAMES KERRY LOSS ON BUSH
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February 11, 2005 • 12:03 am 0
>PRINCE CHARLES WEDDING THREATENS TO SEND ENGLAND INTO ‘TABLOID EXPLOSION’
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February 8, 2005 • 8:59 pm 0
>COREY FELDMAN CHARGED WITH MOLESTING MICHAEL JACKSON
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February 8, 2005 • 8:16 pm 0
>PALESTINIAN SUICIDE BOMBERS REJECT ABBAS CEASE-FIRE OFFER
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February 3, 2005 • 2:46 am 0
>STATE OF UNION: DEMOCRATS SUPPRESS ‘TRUE COLORS’ BY FORCING SELVES TO STAND, APPLAUD
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February 2, 2005 • 2:12 pm 0
>CAPTIVE TOY SOLDIER’S BROTHER TO SIT WITH LAURA BUSH AT STATE OF UNION
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February 1, 2005 • 9:46 pm 0
>PAT CADDELL: ‘THE CAPTURE OF HOWARD DEAN WILL MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SAFER’
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