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>CROATIA BUYS U.S. IN KILLER CYBER MONDAY DEAL

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>TSA GROPERS IN MASS EXODUS AFTER PELOSI COMMERCIAL FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT

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>HOMELAND SECURITY MOVES THREAT LEVEL TO RED ON POSSIBILITY OF BRISTOL PALIN DANCE WIN

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>TSA AGENT DEFENDS GROPING OF SUSPECTED TERRORIST PAMELA ANDERSON

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>OBAMA TO DEVOTE JANUARY, FEBRUARY TO DAILY BEER SUMMITS WITH AIRPORT GATE-RAPE VICTIMS

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>TSA TO OFFER MORNING AFTER PILLS TO PAT-DOWN VICTIMS

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>WHITE HOUSE PRESSROOM SECURITY TO START TSA-STYLE GROPING FOR FOX NEWS CREDENTIALS

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>BARNEY FRANK LASHES OUT AT TSA FOR AGENT’S FAILURE TO GROPE HIM

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>DEMOCRATS DEMAND ELECTORAL COLLEGE BE USED IN BRISTOL PALIN DANCE CONTEST

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>DISGUISED OBAMA ASKS FOR BUSH BOOK AUTOGRAPH, ADVICE ON BEING PRESIDENT

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>LADY GAGA TO OPEN FOR OBAMA’S STATE OF UNION ADDRESS IN ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE RATINGS

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>BILL CLINTON TAKES ON TSA GENITALIA GROPING ISSUE, SUBMITS EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION

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>OBAMA PAYS HOMAGE TO ‘THIS GREAT COUNTRY AND THE CONTRIBUTIONS TO IT BY THE VETERANS OF INDONESIA’

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>PENTAGON: CALIFORNIA MISSILE ‘MAY HAVE BEEN AN AIRPLANE, OR AN ATTEMPTED NUCLEAR ATTACK OR WHATEVER’

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>WHOLE FOODS MARKET FILES BANKRUPTCY IN WAKE OF ‘TWINKIE DIET’ CRAZE

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>OBAMA’S JAKARTA SPEECH SUCCESSFULLY STRENGTHENS AL QUEDA-ISLAMIC JIHAD RELATIONS

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>INDONESIAN ‘BIRTHERS’ QUESTION OBAMA’S KENYAN, U.S. BIRTHS

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>BUSH: ‘DAMN RIGHT’ ON DESIRE TO WATERBOARD KEITH OLBERMANN

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>EMBARRASSING U.S. FREE MARKET SYSTEM ENABLES ‘HIDE YER WIFE, HIDE YER KIDS’ GUY TO BUY BENZ

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>HAPLESS OBAMA REFERRING TO NEXT TWO YEARS AS ‘MY SECOND TERM’

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>NEW ‘IF YOU LIKE STARBUCKS, YOU’LL LOVE THIS CREAMER’ CREAMER A HIT AT 7-11

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>OBAMA WHITE HOUSE APOLOGIZES FOR $200 MILLION INDIA TRIP BEING $74.23 OVER INDIA TRIP BUDGET

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>LEMONADE STAND PROPRIETORS RAISED ON BABY EINSTEIN EARNING 13% MORE THAN NON-BABY EINSTEINERS

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>GORE CONCEDES 2000 ELECTION TO FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH

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>CHRIS MATTHEWS REPORTS ‘WARM, WET, TINKELING FEELING DOWN LEG’

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>BALLROOM FULL OF GRAYSON SUPPORTERS CLEAN UP VICTORY BALLOON, LEAVE IN CAB

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>BRICKS BEING PLUMBED FROM WEST WING TOILETS

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>DEMS MULL ‘OBAMA, AMERICA’S MULLIGAN’ FOR 2012 CAMPAIGN THEME

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