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April 29, 2011 • 12:39 am Comments Off on TRUMP MOVES ON, PUSHES OBAMA TO RELEASE IDENTITY OF ‘AUDACITY OF HOPE’ AUTHOR
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April 28, 2011 • 11:06 pm Comments Off on BIRTHERS QUESTION ‘MADE IN CHINA’ STAMP ON OBAMA BIRTH DOCUMENT
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April 26, 2011 • 4:42 pm Comments Off on PRESIDENT CARTER RETURNING HOME TO NORTH KOREA
PRESIDENT CARTER RETURNING HOME TO NORTH KOREA
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April 26, 2011 • 12:18 pm Comments Off on DENNIS KUCINICH MULLING PRESIDENTIAL BID TO OPPOSE ‘RIGHT-WINGER’ OBAMA
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NEW HOMELAND SECURITY TERROR ALERTS INCLUDE ‘UNDER ATTACK’ AND ‘SUCCESSFUL ATTACK COMPLETE’
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TIME TRAVELER: TRUMP RULING IN NINTH TERM FROM WHITE HOUSE’S 35TH FLOOR PENTHOUSE
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OBAMA’S APPROVAL RATING JUMPS TO 48% AMONG IMMEDIATE FAMILY
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April 19, 2011 • 4:29 pm Comments Off on SEN. SCHUMER SINGLE-HANDEDLY MOVES SPACE SHUTTLE TO NYC ON HOMEMADE TRAILER
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April 18, 2011 • 12:03 pm Comments Off on OBAMA ANNOUNCES INTENTION TO BATTLE BIRTHERS’ CLAIMS IN 2012
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PRESIDENT OBAMA REFORMS IMMIGRATION, GRANTS SELF AMNESTY, CITIZENSHIP
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April 13, 2011 • 12:51 am Comments Off on STOCKS DIVE ON MIDEAST UNREST, GLENN BECK MONOLOGUE FEARS
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NASA SET TO ANNOUNCE BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS FOR SPACE SHUTTLE
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April 12, 2011 • 12:21 pm Comments Off on HOMELESS GUY WALKING PAST CBS HEADQUARTERS TAPPED TO ANCHOR ‘EVENING NEWS’
HOMELESS GUY WALKING PAST CBS HEADQUARTERS TAPPED TO ANCHOR ‘EVENING NEWS’
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April 11, 2011 • 11:41 pm Comments Off on SEN. BOEHNER TO PUSH FOR ANOTHER $18 IN BUDGET CUTS
SEN. BOEHNER TO PUSH FOR ANOTHER $18 IN BUDGET CUTS
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April 10, 2011 • 3:21 am 0
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April 10, 2011 • 3:15 am 0
TIGER REFLECTS ON CHALLENGES OF AUGUSTA AND LEGACY BEING TORCHED IN INFERNO OF PERKINS WAITRESSES AND HOOKERS
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April 9, 2011 • 9:47 pm 0
BUDDHA NOT ANSWERING TIGER’S PRAYER THAT MASTERS’ LEADERS START PLAYING CRAPPY
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April 9, 2011 • 3:31 am 0
AMERICANS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING GOV SHUTDOWN SO THEY CAN GET ON WITH REBUILDING LIVES
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April 9, 2011 • 3:07 am 0
POLL: MAJORITY OF OBAMA VOTERS THINK GEORGE W. BUSH OR HILLARY CLINTON IS ‘STILL THE PRESIDENT’
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April 9, 2011 • 1:04 am 0
TRUMP NOW LEADS GOP HOPEFULS AFTER SUCCESSFUL TRIP TO LIBYA TO OUST QADDAFI
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