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January 30, 2009 • 4:59 pm 0
>OBAMA INSISTS ‘I WON’ TO GOP LAWMAKERS OPPOSING OBAMA LOGO ON REDESIGNED AMERICAN FLAG
January 29, 2009 • 10:53 pm 0
>SUBWAY RESPONDS TO DECREASED CONSUMER SPENDING WITH $1 FIVE-FOOT-LONGS
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January 29, 2009 • 7:07 pm 0
>BLAGO STATE SENATE PLEA INCLUDES WEIRD, BUT NOT SURPRISING DISAPPEARING HANDKERCHIEF TRICK
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January 28, 2009 • 5:53 pm 0
>’A BILLION OR SO’ EARMARKED TO BAIL OUT FAILED ‘TRILLION OR SO’ BANK BAILOUT PROGRAM
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January 28, 2009 • 5:45 pm 0
>OBAMA REQUESTS SUMMARY OF RUSH LIMBAUGH RADIO PROGRAM BE INCLUDED IN DAILY THREAT ASSESSMENT
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January 28, 2009 • 2:11 pm 0
>OBAMA TO RESTORE ‘THE ENTIRETY OF CIVIL LIBERTIES REMOVED BY BUSH’, WILL NOW ALLOW NAIL CLIPPERS ON PLANES
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January 27, 2009 • 6:35 pm 0
>FROSTBITE SENDS AL GORE TO ARIZONA HOSPITAL, GLOBAL WARMING SPEECH CANCELLED
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January 27, 2009 • 1:51 pm 0
>BLAGO CONTINUES MEDIA BLITZ, WILL NEXT APPEAR ON JERRY SPRINGER AND AMERICA’S MOST WANTED
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January 26, 2009 • 5:53 pm 0
>AMERICANS TURN TO STEVEN KING NOVELS, HORROR MOVIES TO BUOY SPIRITS IN MIDST OF CRUMBLING ECONOMY
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January 26, 2009 • 12:37 am 0
>RELEASED GITMO DETAINEE BECOMES AL QUEDA COMMANDER, ASPIRES TO U.S. PRESIDENCY
January 23, 2009 • 4:48 pm 0
>OBAMA BRISTLES AT MEDIA ‘PESTERING ME WITH QUESTIONS’
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January 23, 2009 • 3:15 pm 0
>OBAMA PARDONS CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS, TRASH-DROPPING ATTENDEES FOR INAUGURAL MISDEEDS
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January 22, 2009 • 8:11 pm 0
>OBAMA TO CLOSE GITMO, RELEASE DETAINEES INTO THE WILD
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January 22, 2009 • 12:48 pm 0
>CAROLINE KENNEDY DROPS SENATE BID; SAYS ‘IT’S FOR, YOU KNOW…PERSONAL, YOU KNOW…REASONS’
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January 22, 2009 • 12:16 am 0
>SECRET SERVICE: HILLARY CLINTON KEEPS ASKING ABOUT SECURITY DETAILS OF THOSE BEFORE HER IN PRESIDENTIAL LINE OF SUCCESSION
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January 21, 2009 • 1:31 pm 0
>FLORIDIANS REPORT ENCOUNTERING ‘COLD GLASS THAT BREAKS EASILY AND MELTS WHEN WARMED’
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January 20, 2009 • 11:56 pm 0
>GEORGE BUSH AT NEW TEXAS HOME, GETTING CAUGHT UP ON SEASON 4 OF ‘LOST’
January 20, 2009 • 11:33 pm 0
>UNSUSPECTING OBAMA HALFWAY THROUGH TWELVE HOUR PARADE PRANK
January 20, 2009 • 11:21 pm 0
>CNN: ‘YOUNG, ENERGETIC AND ANGELIC’ OBAMA CURRENTLY STANDING, WAVING
January 20, 2009 • 8:52 pm 0
>SEN. HILLARY CLINTON FORMERLY CONCEDES DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION TO OBAMA, CLOSES REMAINING CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTER
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January 20, 2009 • 8:16 pm 0
>CNN VOWS TO ‘AVOID SOILING THE SPIRIT OF THE DAY’, REMOVES DOW TICKER FROM HOMEPAGE
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January 20, 2009 • 6:49 pm 0
>NATION APPARENTLY STILL TRYING TO GRASP CONCEPT OF MINORITY IN HIGH LEADERSHIP POSITION
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January 20, 2009 • 6:41 pm 0
>MILLIONS DISMAYED AFTER OBAMA PRESIDENCY FAILS TO BRING HOPE, ANY CHANGE
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January 20, 2009 • 5:00 pm 0
>BIDEN LIMITS GAFFES TO 7 DURING INAUGURATION CEREMONY
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January 20, 2009 • 4:23 pm 0
>BIDEN RUINS MOMENT BY LETTING ‘THIS ALL SHOULD BE FOR ME’ SLIP IN FRONT OF OBAMA
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January 20, 2009 • 4:21 pm 0
>MILLIONS IN D.C. TO WISH BUSH A PEACEFUL, HEALTHY, AND MUCH-DESERVED RETIREMENT
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January 19, 2009 • 4:58 pm 0
>D.C. BRACES FOR HISTORIC INAUGURATION OF ‘ONE OF ONLY SEVERAL’ HALF-WHITE PRESIDENTS
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January 18, 2009 • 12:56 am 0
>COMMEMORATIVE COIN FEATUES OBAMA’S ALLEGED BIRTH STATE HAWAII
January 18, 2009 • 12:29 am 0
>D.C. CROWDS, CHRIS MATTHEWS APPROACHING ORGASMIC CLIMAX IN ANTICIPATION OF OBAMA INAUGURATION
January 16, 2009 • 5:15 pm 0
>OBAMA NIXES PLAN TO ENTER INAUGURAL STAGE BY ‘DESCENDING FROM HEAVEN WITH A SHOUT’
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January 16, 2009 • 3:25 pm 0
>FEDS TOSS BANK OF AMERICA ANOTHER BAZILLION DOLLARS
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January 16, 2009 • 2:29 pm 0
>NBC RESCINDS HUDSON RIVER PILOT’S ‘HERO’ STATUS AFTER CRAZY PRO-BUSH COMMENT
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January 16, 2009 • 3:14 am 0
>OBAMA TO REMOVE TROOPS FROM IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, AND U.S. TRAINING CAMPS
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January 15, 2009 • 10:46 pm 0
>AL SHARPTON RUSHES TO HUDSON CRASH SITE, JUMPS IN WATER FOR TV COVERAGE OPPORTUNITY
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January 15, 2009 • 9:25 pm 0
>OBAMA CONSIDERS SWAPPING CIA DIRECTOR-SELECT PANETTA WITH ‘TOUGHER, MORE MANLY’ MICHAEL JACKSON
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January 15, 2009 • 6:46 pm 0
>APPLE FOUNDER STEVE WOZNIAK STEPPING DOWN FROM DAY-TO-DAY OPERATIONS OF SILICON VALLEY 7-11
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January 14, 2009 • 10:13 pm 0
>BACKGROUND NOISE ANALYSIS INDICATES BIN LADEN AUDIO WAS TAPED AT KABUL’S CHUCK E. CHEESE
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January 13, 2009 • 11:23 pm 0
>OBAMA TO CLOSE ‘INHUMANE’ GITMO, MOVE DETAINEES TO RIKERS ISLAND GENERAL POPULATION
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January 12, 2009 • 10:49 pm 0
>BAILOUT FUNDS OVERSIGHT AGENCY RUNS OUT OF MONEY
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January 12, 2009 • 8:57 pm 0
>OBAMA CITES NEED TO DELAY CAMPAIGN PROMISES ‘HOPE’, ‘CHANGE’, AND ‘YES WE CAN’
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January 12, 2009 • 6:12 pm 0
>BERNIE MADOFF DENIED COMFORTS OF PRISON, WILL CONTINUE SUFFERING IN $7 MILLION NYC PENTHOUSE
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January 8, 2009 • 4:26 pm 0
>OBAMA: ECONOMY MAY ‘GET SO BAD, THE END OF THE WORLD MAY OCCUR WITHOUT NOTICE’
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January 8, 2009 • 1:11 pm 0
>OBAMA ASKS FOR ‘LOOSE CHANGE FROM UNDER ALL AMERICAN COUCH CUSHIONS’ TO FUND $2 TRILLION STIMULUS PACKAGE
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January 7, 2009 • 3:43 pm 0
>TRAINING WHEELS BEING FITTED ON CIA FOR DIRECTOR-SELECT PANETTA
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January 7, 2009 • 2:02 pm 0
>COVERAGE OF OPRAH WEIGHT BATTLES ECLIPSING NEWS OF ISRAELI-HAMAS WAR
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