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October 31, 2004 • 3:27 pm 0
>DEMOCRATS CONCERNED ABOUT ‘POLL WORKERS MILLING AROUND’, CLAIM ‘INTIMIDATION’
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October 31, 2004 • 2:46 pm 0
>’LACK OF SHOWERS WITH SOAP’ BLAMED FOR ARAFAT ‘ILLNESS’
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October 31, 2004 • 2:45 pm 0
>BIN LADEN SENT TO HAWAII FOR LAST MINUTE SCARE-OUT-THE-VOTE EFFORT
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October 29, 2004 • 8:45 pm 0
>EMINEM CLAIMS HARASSMENT AT EARLY-VOTE POLL ‘BECAUSE I’M BLACK’
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October 29, 2004 • 5:24 pm 0
>NY TIMES: ‘TONS OF CREDIBILITY VANISHED FROM OUR PAPER’
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October 29, 2004 • 1:39 pm 0
>JIMMY CARTER IN CRITICAL CONDITION OVER CONCERN ABOUT ARAFAT’S HEALTH
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October 28, 2004 • 8:10 pm 0
>OUNCES OF VIETNAM-ERA INJURY REPORTS ‘VANISH’ FROM KERRY CAMPAIGN BUNKER
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October 28, 2004 • 8:04 pm 0
>MICHAEL MOORE: ABC TERROR WARNING VIDEO PROVES THERE IS NO TERROR THREAT
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October 27, 2004 • 6:41 pm 0
>WAL-MART ADMITTED TO U.N., MAY PETITION FOR SEAT ON SECURITY COUNCIL
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October 27, 2004 • 5:19 pm 0
>BREAKING FROM NY TIMES: LIST OF FAILURES IN FIRST 100 DAYS OF 2ND BUSH TERM
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October 26, 2004 • 4:32 pm 0
>’OCTOBER SURPRISE’: SEN. JOHN KERRY MAY POSSIBLY BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
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October 25, 2004 • 8:04 pm 0
>KERRY SHOWCASES FAITH, SLEIGHT-OF-HAND ILLUSIONS IN SOUTH FLORIDA
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October 25, 2004 • 6:58 pm 0
>CROWD OF SPECTATOR APPLAUDS TESTOSTERONEY CHER/ROSIE SHOW
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October 25, 2004 • 3:16 pm 0
>KERRY LANDS COMMANDING STRAW POLL VICTORY IN DARK UNDERBELLY OF NEW YORK’S SEEDY NIGHT SCENE
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October 25, 2004 • 2:19 pm 0
>’REALLY TAN’ WHITE GUY ACCIDENTALLY DENIED RIGHT TO VOTE IN FLORIDA
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October 25, 2004 • 12:41 pm 0
>KERRY IN BLACK CHURCH: DECRIES GOP ‘POLL BOUNCERS’ AND ‘WHITE PEOPLE MUSIC’
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October 25, 2004 • 2:33 am 0
>TED KENNEDY OFFER TO DONATE LIVER REJECTED BY LIVER DONATION ORG
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October 24, 2004 • 5:02 pm 0
>ENTREPENEUR MARY-KATE OLSEN RUMORED RELAPSE SHAKES WORLD FINANCIAL MARKETS
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October 22, 2004 • 8:43 pm 0
>10.22.04 :: KERRY/EDWARDS TRANSITION TEAM TO ANNOUNCE CABINET… DETAILS TO COME…
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October 22, 2004 • 6:54 pm 0
>THIRD TRIMESTER PREGNANT CHAD PROMPTS CONCERN IN FLORIDA EARLY VOTE
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October 22, 2004 • 5:00 pm 0
>BLACK PERSON ALLOWED TO VOTE IN REPUBLICAN STRONGHOLD OF ELMHURST
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October 22, 2004 • 12:56 pm 0
>KERRY DENIES BARE-HANDED BOAR HUNT TODAY IS ATTEMPT TO PROVE ‘MANLINESS’
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October 21, 2004 • 7:53 pm 0
>CHARGE: JIMMY CARTER ATTEMPTING TO STIFLE WHITE VOTE
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October 21, 2004 • 3:31 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE SERVANT STAFF ENDORSES BUSH – DEVELOPING…
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October 21, 2004 • 1:45 am 0
>$1000 FINE FOR DANNY RAMIREZ DIME BAG DEAL IN DUGOUT
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October 20, 2004 • 9:29 pm 0
>TERESA HEINZ: ‘IF MY YEARS EMPLOYED AS AN HEIRESS HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT’S THAT BEING A TEACHER OR A LIBRARIAN IS NOT A REAL JOB’
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October 20, 2004 • 7:11 pm 0
>HIGH TIMES MAG PROMOTES ‘SPAM-FOR-DATES’ STRATEGY FOR EMAIL-ENABLED LOSERS
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October 19, 2004 • 8:30 pm 0
>Putin, a Big Important World Leader, Endorses Bush
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October 19, 2004 • 8:28 pm 0
>Man of Faith’ Kerry Showcases ‘Religious’ Side by Appearing in ‘Church’ With ‘Reverend’ Jackson
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October 19, 2004 • 8:27 pm 0
>American League Playoffs: Hideki Matsui Leads Boston Red Sox 3-0
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October 19, 2004 • 8:26 pm 0
>Kerry: "I Never Said Bush ‘Lied’, Just That He Has Mislead Us, Not Told the Truth, and Lied to Us"
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October 19, 2004 • 8:23 pm 0
>Procrastinating Undecideds Nervous About Forthcoming Global Test
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October 19, 2004 • 8:21 pm 0
>Kerry/O’Reilly Debate Plans Stymied by O’Reilly Phone Sex Habit
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October 19, 2004 • 8:20 pm 0
>Recovering Bill Clinton Reportedly ‘Not Happy’ With All Male Nurse Staff
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October 19, 2004 • 8:19 pm 0
>Presidential Debate Pre-empted for Yankee Coverage
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October 19, 2004 • 8:18 pm 0
>Some Rock & Roll Guy to Deliver Major Foreign Policy Speech from Stage Tonight
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October 19, 2004 • 8:15 pm 0
>Kerry Suggests ‘Sin Tax’ for Terrorism, Like Gambling and Prostitution
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October 19, 2004 • 8:14 pm 0
>Bush Opposition to Federal Funding for Stem Cell Research Blamed of Course
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October 19, 2004 • 8:14 pm 0
>People Mag Wins Debate With Entertainment Weekly Over Britney Spears Wedding Legitimacy
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October 19, 2004 • 8:12 pm 0
>Bush/Laura Leading Kerry/Teresa in Polls by Wide Margin
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