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>VOTER FRAUD ALLEGED IN ELECTIONS 2004, 2008

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>DEMOCRATS CONCERNED ABOUT ‘POLL WORKERS MILLING AROUND’, CLAIM ‘INTIMIDATION’

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>EXCITEMENT AS NADER JUMPS TO "-1%"

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>’LACK OF SHOWERS WITH SOAP’ BLAMED FOR ARAFAT ‘ILLNESS’

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>BIN LADEN SENT TO HAWAII FOR LAST MINUTE SCARE-OUT-THE-VOTE EFFORT

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>JOHN MCENROE STILL ON CNBC FOR SOME REASON

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>EMINEM CLAIMS HARASSMENT AT EARLY-VOTE POLL ‘BECAUSE I’M BLACK’

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>NY TIMES BREAKING: BUSH HAD DUI IN 1976

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>NY TIMES: ‘TONS OF CREDIBILITY VANISHED FROM OUR PAPER’

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>JIMMY CARTER IN CRITICAL CONDITION OVER CONCERN ABOUT ARAFAT’S HEALTH

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>OUNCES OF VIETNAM-ERA INJURY REPORTS ‘VANISH’ FROM KERRY CAMPAIGN BUNKER

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>MICHAEL MOORE: ABC TERROR WARNING VIDEO PROVES THERE IS NO TERROR THREAT

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>WAL-MART ADMITTED TO U.N., MAY PETITION FOR SEAT ON SECURITY COUNCIL

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>BREAKING FROM NY TIMES: LIST OF FAILURES IN FIRST 100 DAYS OF 2ND BUSH TERM

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>’OCTOBER SURPRISE’: SEN. JOHN KERRY MAY POSSIBLY BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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>KERRY SHOWCASES FAITH, SLEIGHT-OF-HAND ILLUSIONS IN SOUTH FLORIDA

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>CROWD OF SPECTATOR APPLAUDS TESTOSTERONEY CHER/ROSIE SHOW

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>KERRY LANDS COMMANDING STRAW POLL VICTORY IN DARK UNDERBELLY OF NEW YORK’S SEEDY NIGHT SCENE

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>’REALLY TAN’ WHITE GUY ACCIDENTALLY DENIED RIGHT TO VOTE IN FLORIDA

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>KERRY IN BLACK CHURCH: DECRIES GOP ‘POLL BOUNCERS’ AND ‘WHITE PEOPLE MUSIC’

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>TED KENNEDY OFFER TO DONATE LIVER REJECTED BY LIVER DONATION ORG

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>ENTREPENEUR MARY-KATE OLSEN RUMORED RELAPSE SHAKES WORLD FINANCIAL MARKETS

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>10.22.04 :: KERRY/EDWARDS TRANSITION TEAM TO ANNOUNCE CABINET… DETAILS TO COME…

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>THIRD TRIMESTER PREGNANT CHAD PROMPTS CONCERN IN FLORIDA EARLY VOTE

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>BLACK PERSON ALLOWED TO VOTE IN REPUBLICAN STRONGHOLD OF ELMHURST

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>KERRY DENIES BARE-HANDED BOAR HUNT TODAY IS ATTEMPT TO PROVE ‘MANLINESS’

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>CHARGE: JIMMY CARTER ATTEMPTING TO STIFLE WHITE VOTE

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>WHITE HOUSE SERVANT STAFF ENDORSES BUSH – DEVELOPING…

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>$1000 FINE FOR DANNY RAMIREZ DIME BAG DEAL IN DUGOUT

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>TERESA HEINZ: ‘IF MY YEARS EMPLOYED AS AN HEIRESS HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT’S THAT BEING A TEACHER OR A LIBRARIAN IS NOT A REAL JOB’

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>HIGH TIMES MAG PROMOTES ‘SPAM-FOR-DATES’ STRATEGY FOR EMAIL-ENABLED LOSERS

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>KERRY: ‘NUKE NUISANCE’ DOES EXIST

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>Putin, a Big Important World Leader, Endorses Bush

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>Red Sox Fans Still Laughing About Kerry Pitch

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>Man of Faith’ Kerry Showcases ‘Religious’ Side by Appearing in ‘Church’ With ‘Reverend’ Jackson

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>American League Playoffs: Hideki Matsui Leads Boston Red Sox 3-0

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>Kerry: "I Never Said Bush ‘Lied’, Just That He Has Mislead Us, Not Told the Truth, and Lied to Us"

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>Procrastinating Undecideds Nervous About Forthcoming Global Test

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>Kerry/O’Reilly Debate Plans Stymied by O’Reilly Phone Sex Habit

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>Recovering Bill Clinton Reportedly ‘Not Happy’ With All Male Nurse Staff

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>Presidential Debate Pre-empted for Yankee Coverage

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>Bill O’Reilly is a Crazy Sex Fiend: Charge

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>Some Rock & Roll Guy to Deliver Major Foreign Policy Speech from Stage Tonight

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>Kerry: ‘I’m Fascinated by Gansta Rap’

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>Kerry Suggests ‘Sin Tax’ for Terrorism, Like Gambling and Prostitution

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>Bush Opposition to Federal Funding for Stem Cell Research Blamed of Course

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>People Mag Wins Debate With Entertainment Weekly Over Britney Spears Wedding Legitimacy

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>Kerry Plans to Release New Plan

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>Kerry Has Plans

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>Bush/Laura Leading Kerry/Teresa in Polls by Wide Margin

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