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October 29, 2012 • 10:20 pm Comments Off on JOE BIDEN BRIEFED ON HURRICANE SANDY, DECLARES STATE OF CONFUSION
JOE BIDEN BRIEFED ON HURRICANE SANDY, DECLARES STATE OF CONFUSION
October 29, 2012 • 10:11 pm Comments Off on NATIONAL EVENTS STRESS LIMITED NEWS CYCLE; OBAMA SUGGESTS FOX NEWS COVER STORM, MSNBC COVER ELECTION
NATIONAL EVENTS STRESS LIMITED NEWS CYCLE; OBAMA SUGGESTS FOX NEWS COVER STORM, MSNBC COVER ELECTION
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October 29, 2012 • 9:03 pm Comments Off on GAFFE-PRONE BIDEN PLEADS WITH RESIDENTS OF NYC AND NJ TO ‘PLEASE GO TO THE BEACH AND ENJOY THIS WEATHER’
GAFFE-PRONE BIDEN PLEADS WITH RESIDENTS OF NYC AND NJ TO ‘PLEASE GO TO THE BEACH AND ENJOY THIS WEATHER’
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October 28, 2012 • 11:07 pm Comments Off on OBAMA EXPRESSES CONCERN OVER EAST COAST MEGA STORM, SUGGESTS ROMNEY EVACUATE THE U.S.
OBAMA EXPRESSES CONCERN OVER EAST COAST MEGA STORM, SUGGESTS ROMNEY EVACUATE THE U.S.
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October 28, 2012 • 5:23 pm Comments Off on OBAMA: FAILED BUSH POLICIES TO BLAME FOR EAST COAST SUPERSTORM
OBAMA: FAILED BUSH POLICIES TO BLAME FOR EAST COAST SUPERSTORM
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October 24, 2012 • 12:35 pm Comments Off on OBAMA TO VISIT ALL 57 STATES IN DESPERATE TWO WEEK CAMPAIGN PUSH
OBAMA TO VISIT ALL 57 STATES IN DESPERATE TWO WEEK CAMPAIGN PUSH
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October 22, 2012 • 6:59 pm Comments Off on GOP SENDING CHUCK NORRIS TO MONITOR U.N. POLL MONITORS
GOP SENDING CHUCK NORRIS TO MONITOR U.N. POLL MONITORS
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October 18, 2012 • 12:16 pm Comments Off on OBAMA: ‘I HAVEN’T RULED OUT VOTING FOR ROMNEY’, CITES CONCERNS OVER HIS PERSONAL DEBATE PERFORMANCES
OBAMA: ‘I HAVEN’T RULED OUT VOTING FOR ROMNEY’, CITES CONCERNS OVER HIS PERSONAL DEBATE PERFORMANCES
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October 17, 2012 • 9:16 pm Comments Off on OBAMA TELLS VOTERS THAT HE NEEDS SECOND TERM TO ‘BECOME A BETTER DEBATER’
OBAMA TELLS VOTERS THAT HE NEEDS SECOND TERM TO ‘BECOME A BETTER DEBATER’
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October 17, 2012 • 3:49 am Comments Off on OBAMA WINS DEBATE BY BOMBING, BUT NOT ‘TOTALLY’ BOMBING DEBATE
OBAMA WINS DEBATE BY BOMBING, BUT NOT ‘TOTALLY’ BOMBING DEBATE
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October 17, 2012 • 2:28 am Comments Off on OBAMA FAILS TO BREAK BIDEN’S DEBATE INTERRUPTION RECORD
OBAMA FAILS TO BREAK BIDEN’S DEBATE INTERRUPTION RECORD
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October 17, 2012 • 1:27 am Comments Off on ROMNEY, LYING AND FLIP-FLOPPING, ACCORDING TO LYING AND FLIP-FLOPPING PRESIDENT
ROMNEY, LYING AND FLIP-FLOPPING, ACCORDING TO LYING AND FLIP-FLOPPING PRESIDENT
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October 16, 2012 • 1:09 pm Comments Off on PANERA SHOOTS DOWN STARBUCKS DRONE IN NJ
PANERA SHOOTS DOWN STARBUCKS DRONE IN NJ
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October 15, 2012 • 12:11 pm Comments Off on HOPES RIDING HIGH ON OBAMA NOT TOTALLY BOMBING TOMORROW’S DEBATE
HOPES RIDING HIGH ON OBAMA NOT TOTALLY BOMBING TOMORROW’S DEBATE
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October 14, 2012 • 2:33 am Comments Off on BACK-ALLEY MARKET FOR BUCKETS OF SODA THRIVING IN NYC
BACK-ALLEY MARKET FOR BUCKETS OF SODA THRIVING IN NYC
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October 14, 2012 • 12:33 am Comments Off on MADONNA TICKET SALES LAG DUE TO AGE, SENILITY
MADONNA TICKET SALES LAG DUE TO AGE, SENILITY
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October 13, 2012 • 2:37 pm Comments Off on PBS MOVES MUPPETS CLOSER TO ROMNEY BORDER IN APPARENT ACT OF AGGRESSION
PBS MOVES MUPPETS CLOSER TO ROMNEY BORDER IN APPARENT ACT OF AGGRESSION
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October 13, 2012 • 3:38 am Comments Off on FIRE MARSHALL CANCELS OBAMA PENNSYLVANIA CAMPAIGN EVENT DUE TO OVERFLOW CROWD FROM ROMNEY’S LAS VEGAS SPEECH
FIRE MARSHALL CANCELS OBAMA PENNSYLVANIA CAMPAIGN EVENT DUE TO OVERFLOW CROWD FROM ROMNEY’S LAS VEGAS SPEECH
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October 12, 2012 • 4:38 pm Comments Off on BIDEN’S DENTIST CLEAR WINNER IN VP DEBATE
BIDEN’S DENTIST CLEAR WINNER IN VP DEBATE
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October 12, 2012 • 1:49 am Comments Off on OBAMA CHEWS OFF LAST FINGERNAIL
OBAMA CHEWS OFF LAST FINGERNAIL
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October 10, 2012 • 8:33 pm Comments Off on CONFUSED BIDEN PREPPING TO DEBATE PALIN AGAIN FOR LAST 6 DAYS
CONFUSED BIDEN PREPPING TO DEBATE PALIN AGAIN FOR LAST 6 DAYS
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October 10, 2012 • 12:16 pm Comments Off on BIDEN DOWNPLAYS AHEAD OF DEBATE: SAY’S ‘I’M BY FAR THE WORST DEBATER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE’
BIDEN DOWNPLAYS AHEAD OF DEBATE: SAY’S ‘I’M BY FAR THE WORST DEBATER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE’
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October 8, 2012 • 4:56 pm Comments Off on PAUL RYAN IN DEBATE PREP AGAINST ‘MORE CHALLENGING’ CARDBOARD CUT-OUT OF JOE BIDEN
PAUL RYAN IN DEBATE PREP AGAINST ‘MORE CHALLENGING’ CARDBOARD CUT-OUT OF JOE BIDEN
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October 5, 2012 • 4:19 pm Comments Off on WHITE HOUSE: WHEN ALL VARIABLES CALCULATED CORRECTLY, UNEMPLOYMENT IS -3.7%
WHITE HOUSE: WHEN ALL VARIABLES CALCULATED CORRECTLY, UNEMPLOYMENT IS -3.7%
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October 5, 2012 • 12:36 pm Comments Off on OBAMA OVERHEARD TELLING VOTERS HE’ll HAVE ‘MORE FLEXIBILITY TO DEBATE’ AFTER ELECTION
OBAMA OVERHEARD TELLING VOTERS HE’ll HAVE ‘MORE FLEXIBILITY TO DEBATE’ AFTER ELECTION
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October 4, 2012 • 2:16 pm Comments Off on OBAMA DOC VISITS CONFLICT WITH NEXT TWO DEBATES; WHITE HOUSE SAYS ‘ONLY APPOINTMENT SLOTS AVAILABLE’
OBAMA DOC VISITS CONFLICT WITH NEXT TWO DEBATES; WHITE HOUSE SAYS ‘ONLY APPOINTMENT SLOTS AVAILABLE’
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October 3, 2012 • 7:47 pm Comments Off on BIDEN CLAIMS ‘ROMNEY WILL BURY OBAMA TONIGHT’ COMMENT WAS ONLY A BIDEN GAFFE
BIDEN CLAIMS ‘ROMNEY WILL BURY OBAMA TONIGHT’ COMMENT WAS ONLY A BIDEN GAFFE
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October 3, 2012 • 4:29 pm Comments Off on AMERICAN AIRLINES PLEDGES MORE SCOTCH TAPE TO ‘MORE ADEQUATELY SECURE’ CABIN SEATS
AMERICAN AIRLINES PLEDGES MORE SCOTCH TAPE TO ‘MORE ADEQUATELY SECURE’ CABIN SEATS
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October 3, 2012 • 2:26 pm Comments Off on RACHEL MADDOW BLASTS ROMNEY’S ‘PATHETIC PERFORMANCE’ IN TONIGHT’S DEBATE
RACHEL MADDOW BLASTS ROMNEY’S ‘PATHETIC PERFORMANCE’ IN TONIGHT’S DEBATE
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October 3, 2012 • 12:14 pm Comments Off on 11TH HOUR EXECUTIVE ORDER WILL ALLOW PRESIDENT TO USE TELEPROMPTER AT DEBATE
11TH HOUR EXECUTIVE ORDER WILL ALLOW PRESIDENT TO USE TELEPROMPTER AT DEBATE
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