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>GOV TURNS AWAY ARMADA OF NEW OIL VACS OVER EXPIRED LICENSE PLATE ON BARGE

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>OPRAH ON THE COVER OF HER STUPID MAGAZINE AGAIN

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>SECRETARY OF STATE CLINTON CALLS HILLARY CLINTON 2012 PRESIDENTIAL EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE ‘ONLY A FORMALITY’

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>REFLEX BOW TO G8 LEADER REVEALS, RIPS OBAMA’S ANTI-BOW CORSET

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>G8 LEADERS MARVEL AS OBAMA’S PORTABLE GOLF COURSE ASSEMBLED IN TORONTO

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>BILL CLINTON ‘DISGUSTED’ BY ‘MORALLY BANKRUPT’ GORE

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>GORE: ‘HOT, STEAMY POLICE REPORTS ABOUT ME CONTRIBUTE TO GLOBAL WARMING’

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>GUY FINDS IPHONE 5 PROTOTYPE AT LOS ANGELES BAR

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>OBAMA DIRECTS HOLDER TO FIND LAWSUIT TARGET IN McCRYSTAL DISASTER

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>OBAMA DUBS AL QUEDA, NORTH KOREA, IRAN ‘AXIS OF POTENTIAL ALLIES’

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>SECRET SERVICE STOPS McCHRYSTAL’S M1 ABRAMS TANK AT OVAL OFFICE DOOR

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>OBAMA ON BP DISASTER: I’LL WORK TIRELESSLY UNTIL THIS COMMUNITY IS ORGANIZED

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>SERBIA ANNIHILATES GERMANY IN BRUTAL 1-0 WORLD CUP BLOODBATH

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>BP CEO HAYWARD’S COOL BRITISH ACCENT FAILS TO SOOTHE RABID LAWMAKERS

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>RASMUSSEN LATEST: SOME GUY STRONGLY APPROVES OF OBAMA

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>LURID DETAILS OF GORE’S STEAMY RELATIONSHIP WITH MOTHER EARTH EMERGE

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>BP DETAILS PLAN TO ‘PUT SOME KIND OF THING ON OR IN THE OCEAN TO TRY TO MAKE THE OIL FLOW NOT AS BAD WE HOPE’

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>OBAMA SUGGESTS BEER SUMMIT WITH MILLIONS OF WORLD CUP HORN-BLOWERS

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>NEWS ORGS KEEP MISTAKENLY RUNNING LARRY KING OBITS

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>FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH EXCITED TO NOW BE ON ‘THE GOOGLE’S NEW SOFTWARE SYSTEM, FACEBOOKS’

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>JONATHAN EDWARDS LOSES BID TO BECOME ASSISTANT TO CITY COUNCILMAN’S ASSISTANT

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>NEW HELEN THOMAS MSNBC SHOW ECLIPSES RACHEL MADDOW WITH 173 VIEWERS ON FIRST NIGHT

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>AMERICANS FRAZZLED BY OBAMA’S ‘YOU’RE GOING DOWN – YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE’ FACEBOOK STATUS

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>APPLE’S CHIEF OF WWDC WI-FI CONNECTIVITY FOUND IN SILICON VALLEY LANDFILL

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>VISCIOUS ANTI-SEMITE HELEN THOMAS TO START REHABBING HER REPUTATION AS A REGULAR ANTI-SEMITE

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>IRAN OFFERS TO NUKE U.S. IN EFFORT TO PLUG GOLF OIL LEAK

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>BP LAUNCHES FL AD CAMPAIGN PROMOTING HAWAIIAN BEACHES

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>OBAMA LAUNCHES ‘FIRST PERSON TO PLUG THE PIPE GETS BP’ CONTEST

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>ARMANDO GALARRAGA UMP GETS SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION

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>BP EXEC SORRY HE OPTED FOR COOL ‘IMA BP EXEC’ VANITY PLATE

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>EXPERT: TODAY’S HELEN THOMAS TV APPEARANCE PROVES SHE’S STILL ALIVE

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>POTHEAD WHISTLEBLOWER FINALLY TELLS FEDS DEEPWATER HORIZON PLATFORM UNSAFE

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>BP HIRES JAMES CAMERON TO STOP OIL LEAK, MAKE DISASTER MOVIE

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