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June 30, 2010 • 9:19 pm 0
>GOV TURNS AWAY ARMADA OF NEW OIL VACS OVER EXPIRED LICENSE PLATE ON BARGE
June 28, 2010 • 10:20 pm 0
>SECRETARY OF STATE CLINTON CALLS HILLARY CLINTON 2012 PRESIDENTIAL EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE ‘ONLY A FORMALITY’
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June 27, 2010 • 2:29 pm 0
>REFLEX BOW TO G8 LEADER REVEALS, RIPS OBAMA’S ANTI-BOW CORSET
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June 26, 2010 • 6:56 pm 0
>G8 LEADERS MARVEL AS OBAMA’S PORTABLE GOLF COURSE ASSEMBLED IN TORONTO
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June 25, 2010 • 3:04 pm 0
>GORE: ‘HOT, STEAMY POLICE REPORTS ABOUT ME CONTRIBUTE TO GLOBAL WARMING’
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June 23, 2010 • 5:31 pm 0
>OBAMA DIRECTS HOLDER TO FIND LAWSUIT TARGET IN McCRYSTAL DISASTER
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June 23, 2010 • 11:58 am 0
>OBAMA DUBS AL QUEDA, NORTH KOREA, IRAN ‘AXIS OF POTENTIAL ALLIES’
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June 22, 2010 • 5:43 pm 0
>SECRET SERVICE STOPS McCHRYSTAL’S M1 ABRAMS TANK AT OVAL OFFICE DOOR
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June 18, 2010 • 5:13 pm 0
>OBAMA ON BP DISASTER: I’LL WORK TIRELESSLY UNTIL THIS COMMUNITY IS ORGANIZED
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June 18, 2010 • 1:55 pm 0
>SERBIA ANNIHILATES GERMANY IN BRUTAL 1-0 WORLD CUP BLOODBATH
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June 17, 2010 • 6:04 pm 0
>BP CEO HAYWARD’S COOL BRITISH ACCENT FAILS TO SOOTHE RABID LAWMAKERS
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June 16, 2010 • 10:15 pm 0
>RASMUSSEN LATEST: SOME GUY STRONGLY APPROVES OF OBAMA
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June 15, 2010 • 9:38 pm 0
>LURID DETAILS OF GORE’S STEAMY RELATIONSHIP WITH MOTHER EARTH EMERGE
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June 15, 2010 • 12:05 pm 0
>BP DETAILS PLAN TO ‘PUT SOME KIND OF THING ON OR IN THE OCEAN TO TRY TO MAKE THE OIL FLOW NOT AS BAD WE HOPE’
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June 14, 2010 • 1:17 pm 0
>OBAMA SUGGESTS BEER SUMMIT WITH MILLIONS OF WORLD CUP HORN-BLOWERS
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June 11, 2010 • 3:06 pm 0
>FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH EXCITED TO NOW BE ON ‘THE GOOGLE’S NEW SOFTWARE SYSTEM, FACEBOOKS’
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June 10, 2010 • 12:21 pm 0
>JONATHAN EDWARDS LOSES BID TO BECOME ASSISTANT TO CITY COUNCILMAN’S ASSISTANT
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June 8, 2010 • 5:10 pm 0
>NEW HELEN THOMAS MSNBC SHOW ECLIPSES RACHEL MADDOW WITH 173 VIEWERS ON FIRST NIGHT
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June 8, 2010 • 11:51 am 0
>AMERICANS FRAZZLED BY OBAMA’S ‘YOU’RE GOING DOWN – YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE’ FACEBOOK STATUS
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June 7, 2010 • 11:29 pm 0
>APPLE’S CHIEF OF WWDC WI-FI CONNECTIVITY FOUND IN SILICON VALLEY LANDFILL
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June 7, 2010 • 8:41 pm 0
>VISCIOUS ANTI-SEMITE HELEN THOMAS TO START REHABBING HER REPUTATION AS A REGULAR ANTI-SEMITE
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June 5, 2010 • 7:19 pm 0
>IRAN OFFERS TO NUKE U.S. IN EFFORT TO PLUG GOLF OIL LEAK
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June 3, 2010 • 10:24 pm 0
>OBAMA LAUNCHES ‘FIRST PERSON TO PLUG THE PIPE GETS BP’ CONTEST
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June 3, 2010 • 1:15 am 0
>BP EXEC SORRY HE OPTED FOR COOL ‘IMA BP EXEC’ VANITY PLATE
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June 2, 2010 • 11:29 pm 0
>EXPERT: TODAY’S HELEN THOMAS TV APPEARANCE PROVES SHE’S STILL ALIVE
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June 2, 2010 • 1:56 pm 0
>POTHEAD WHISTLEBLOWER FINALLY TELLS FEDS DEEPWATER HORIZON PLATFORM UNSAFE
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June 1, 2010 • 10:06 pm 0
>BP HIRES JAMES CAMERON TO STOP OIL LEAK, MAKE DISASTER MOVIE
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