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April 30, 2005 • 12:16 am 0
>ZARQAWI MISSES OUT ON BEING CAPTURED, GETTING HOT MEAL FOR A CHANGE
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April 30, 2005 • 12:08 am 0
>DEMS: SOCIAL SECURITY PRIVATIZATION WOULD PUT TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY IN HANDS OF ‘IDIOT CITIZENS’
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April 25, 2005 • 2:54 pm 0
>EXPERTS: GOOGLE.COM SHARE PRICE ‘GETTING OUT OF HAND’
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April 22, 2005 • 12:50 pm 0
>OLD FOOD PYRAMID REPLACED BY NEW FAD DIET OBELISK
April 22, 2005 • 12:01 pm 0
>PLANET HOLLYWOOD RESTAURANT-SIZED HAIL ROCKS COLORADO
April 22, 2005 • 12:00 pm 0
>EXPERT: REDNECKS POISED TO BECOME 3RD MOST POPULATED MINORITY GROUP BY 2012
April 21, 2005 • 6:42 pm 0
>BEN AFFLECK, JENNIFER GARNER ANNOUNCE PLANS TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF MARRIAGE
April 20, 2005 • 11:47 pm 0
>NEW POPE TO ISSUE LIFETIME BAN ON KERRY COMMUNION ATTEMPTS
April 20, 2005 • 8:02 pm 0
>NEW PONTIFF PONDERS TOM DELAY PARDON FROM ‘THE INCOHERENT RAGE OF DESTRUCTIVE SECULARISTS’
April 19, 2005 • 8:28 pm 0
>BLACK SMOKE FROM VATICAN CHIMNEY INDICATES RATZINGER RECALL
April 19, 2005 • 5:04 pm 0
>CARDINAL JOSEPH RATZINGER TO ATTEND SEVEN INAUGURAL BALLS TONIGHT
April 19, 2005 • 4:08 pm 0
>DRUDGE REPORT MISSES WHITE SMOKE BOAT, READERSHIP DROPS TO ONLY HALF BILLION PER HOUR
April 19, 2005 • 12:37 pm 0
>CARDINAL SEQUESTERED IN SISTINE CHAPEL CAUGHT REFERRING TO DA VINCI CODE
April 18, 2005 • 6:52 pm 0
>GREY SMOKE FROM VATICAN CHIMNEY SENDS ST. PETER’S SQUARE INTO MASS CONFUSION
April 18, 2005 • 3:25 pm 0
>VATICAN OFFICIAL WARNS OF FALSE POPE VOTE SIGNAL, SAYS ‘SEVERAL OF THE CARDINALS SMOKE’
April 18, 2005 • 2:34 pm 0
>MEDIA DARLING ANN COULTER GRACES TIME COVER, PROVES MAG’S ‘FAIR AND BALANCED’ CLAIM
April 18, 2005 • 2:32 pm 0
>EXPERTS: PUBLIC CAN EXPECT ‘SEVERAL MORE WEEKS’ OF FILIBUSTER ANALYSIS
April 15, 2005 • 12:22 am 0
>DEPT OF JUSTICE ‘CRIMINAL DRAGNET’ SCOOPS UP 10,000 FUGITIVES, 7 KENNEDYS
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April 13, 2005 • 4:57 pm 0
>SHARON PRESENTS BUSH WITH SATELLITE IMAGERY OF IRANIAN NUDE SITES
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April 13, 2005 • 3:31 pm 0
>KEVIN FEDERLINE MULLS ‘NUCLEAR OPTION’ IN TEMPORARY WIFE’S PREGNANCY
April 12, 2005 • 9:58 pm 0
>WORLD BRACES FOR WAVE OF NEW WRIST-WORN MOVIE THEATERS
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April 7, 2005 • 9:49 pm 0
>VATICAN OFFICIALS CUT POPE VIEWING LINE OFF RIGHT BEFORE JIMMY CARTER’S SPOT
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April 7, 2005 • 1:42 pm 0
>DOMINOE’S NEW PIZZA DELIVERY CHARGE FORCES BUDGET REVISION FOR NEW MICHAEL MOORE MOVIE
April 6, 2005 • 10:25 pm 0
>CARTER-LESS DELEGATION OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTS ARRIVES TO PAY PAPAL RESPECTS
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April 5, 2005 • 10:38 pm 0
>GUARDS ON POPE DUTY TO UPGRADE WEAPONRY TO MORE MODERN SPEARS
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April 5, 2005 • 10:36 pm 0
>UP-CLOSE INTERVIEW WITH JANE FONDA REVEALS PAST, PRESENT, AND WRINKLES
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April 5, 2005 • 10:36 pm 0
>NETWORKS TO EXTEND POPE COVERAGE TO 27 HOURS/DAY CYCLES
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April 5, 2005 • 12:34 am 0
>NEW AL GORE CABLE PROGRAM TO BROADCAST OUT OF OLD ‘WAYNE’S WORLD’ STUDIO
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April 5, 2005 • 12:31 am 0
>PRINCE CHARLES’ WEDDING, POPE FUNERAL SCHEDULING CONFLICT THREATENS TO DESTABILIZE EUROPE
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April 4, 2005 • 3:09 pm 0
>CLINTON MULLS BOOK SIGNING POSSIBILITIES AT POPE FUNERAL
April 4, 2005 • 3:03 pm 0
>VATICAN SCRAMBLING FOR SUCCESSOR AFTER POPE’S UNEXPECTED DEATH
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