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>AFTERNOON UPDATE: MITT ROMNEY STILL PRO-LIFE

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>SEN. McCAIN BLAMES SUNBURN ON ‘GIULIANI’S RADIANT CHARISMA’

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>JOHN McCAIN LANDS INTERVIEW WITH ‘PETS, PETS, & MORE PETS’ MAGAZINE

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>BARAK OBAMA GOES ON RECORD WITH FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR

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>CONGRESS MULLS KYOTO-TYPE TREATY WITH AL GORE

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>JAMES CAMERON IN HIDING AFTER THREAT FROM SOUTH BEND BAPTIST CHURCH CONGREGATION MEMBER

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>CHENEY ASSASSIN GETS MOVEON.ORG MEDAL OF HONOR

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>BOBBY BROWN ENDS RECORD 24 CONSECUTIVE ARREST-FREE DAYS RECORD WITH ARREST

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>BOBBY BROWN ENDS RECORD 24 CONSECUTIVE ARREST-FREE DAYS RECORD WITH ARREST

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>AWARD FOR BEST ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW PRODUCTION GOES TO ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW AGAIN

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>JAMES CAMERON CLAIMS TO FIND ADAM AND EVE’S PARENT’S TOMB

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>SECRET CASTRO DIARY REVEALS ‘BORN-AGAIN EVANGELICAL CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN SIDE’

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>LEWIS LIBBY JURORS ACCUSED OF ‘MILKING THEIR $5 A DAY SALARIES’

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>SECRET CASTRO DIARY REVEALS ‘BORN-AGAIN EVANGELICAL CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN SIDE’

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>LEWIS LIBBY JURORS ACCUSED OF ‘MILKING THEIR $5 A DAY SALARIES’

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>BRITNEY SPEARS FIGHTS TO HAVE CUSTODY OF CHILDREN ON DAYS SHE’S NOT IN REHAB

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>CLINTON CAMP ROCKED AS CHELSEA CLINTON FOLLOWS GEFFEN IN ENDORSING OBAMA

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>OBAMA FUELS CLINTON FEUD WITH ‘X-BOYFRIEND VINCE FOSTER’ COMMENT

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>RIC KELLER CLEARS UP LAWNMOWING ANALOGY

>CONGRESSMAN SAYS IRAQ WAR IS 'MORE LIKE WEEDING A PUMPKIN GARDEN IN THE FALL… IN A THONG'

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>HECKLER QUESTIONS SEN. CLINTON’S ALLEGIANCE TO MAO

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>CELEBS EMBRACING NEW SCIENTOLOGISLAMIC HYBRID RELIGION

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>SURGE IN PUBLIC SCHOOL ATTENDENCE BLAMED FOR INCORRECT WIKIPEDIA EDITS

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>NORTH KOREA: NATIONAL DEITY KIM JONG IL SCORES 18 HOLES-IN-ONE DURING GOLF ROUND

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>02.20.07 UPDATE: JET BLUE’S FEB 9 FLIGHT FROM LA GUARDIA TO NEWARK ARRIVES SAFELY

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>HILLARY DITCHES CARGO PANTS, WIFE BEATER, AND JOCK STRAP FOR ‘MORE FEMININE-LOOKING’ ATTIRE

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>CUBAN GOV: FIDEL CASTRO ‘ALIVE AND DOING JUST FINE" ON VACATION AT HAVANA MORGUE

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>KEVIN HARVICK’S DAYTONA 500 WIN REVERSED FOR ILLEGAL ‘NEW CAR SCENT’ AIR FRESHENER

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>TAYLOR HICKS TO OPEN FOR 1ST PLACE 4-H JUNIOR BLUES HARMONICA WINNER IN QUIOXBOROUGH, SC

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>CHINATOWN KNOCKOFF ROLEX VENDOR BUYS AIR AMERICA

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>CORONER CITES NATURAL CAUSES IN GREAT WHITE SHARK DIVER DEATH

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>EMAIL PROBLEMS DELAY SEN. CLINTON’S VALENTINE GREETING TO FORMER PRESIDENT HUSBAND’S OFFICE

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>TRIMPSA TAPS SEN. TED KENNEDY AS NEW SPOKESMODEL

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>SENATE REPUBLICANS PUSH FOR ‘SUPER-BINDING RESOLUTION’ TO REJECT HOUSE’S NON-BINDING RESOLUTION

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>MASSACHUSETTS THREATENS UNDERGROUND NUKE TEST

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>BARAK OBAMA COUNTS ‘A GOOD WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF THE SENATE CAFETERIA’S TABLE ARRANGEMENT’ AMONG HIS CONGRESSIONAL EXPERIENCES

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>MONEY CLIPS, WALLETS, G-STRINGS BEING REVISED TO HANDLE NEW $1 COINS

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>ALLEGED SMOKING HABIT TARNISHES BARAK OBAMA’S ‘CLEAN BLACK’ IMAGE

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>AUDIENCE FROM OBAMA SPEECH APOLOGIZE FOR MISINTERPRETING ‘WASTED’ COMMENT

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>SENATE DEMS DEMAND BUSH PULL TROOPS OUT OF 2007 IRAN WAR

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>DNC CHIEF HOWARD DEAN: ‘THIS RESOLUTION REMOVES ALL DOUBT THAT WE APPEAR TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS’

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>AL GORE’S GLOBAL WARMING SPEECH CANCELLED AFTER SUVS BURIED UNDER MOUNTAIN OF SNOW

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>OBAMA FLIP-FLOPS ON ‘WASTED LIVES’ COMMENT ABOUT TROOPS, SAYS JOKE WAS ‘BOTCHED’

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>IRAQ’S NEW SECURITY PLAN CLOSES BORDERS TO SYRIA, IRAN, U.N.

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>ANNA NICOLE AUTOPSY FINGERS SCOOTER LIBBY TRIAL COVERAGE FOR DEATH

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>LYNDON LAROUCHE DROPS OUT OF ’08 WHITE HOUSE RACE, CITES POSSIBLE FATHERHOOD OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH BABY

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>MIT ROMNEY LAUNCHES PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, DISTANCES SELF FROM ‘LIBERALS LIKE GIULIANI AND McCAIN’

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>N. KOREA TO CREATE TREASURY DEPT AFTER ‘AID FOR BEHAVIOR’ OFFER

>DEPT WILL FACILITATE INCOMING $164.32 IN AID TO 'NEEDY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS'

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>FEWER DEAD IN GAZA TODAY REPRESENTS BREAKTHROUGH IN FATAH-HAMAS UNITY GOVERNMENT

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>AIR AMERICA SOLD FOR 50 GALLON DRUM OF INSECTICIDE AND BUCKET OF ROOFING NAILS

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>DIXIE CHICKS GRAMMYS WINFALL PROMPTS APOLOGY FROM BUSH, WITHDRAWAL OF TROOPS FROM IRAQ

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