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February 28, 2007 • 10:22 pm 0
>SEN. McCAIN BLAMES SUNBURN ON ‘GIULIANI’S RADIANT CHARISMA’
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February 28, 2007 • 9:21 pm 0
>JOHN McCAIN LANDS INTERVIEW WITH ‘PETS, PETS, & MORE PETS’ MAGAZINE
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February 28, 2007 • 8:25 pm 0
>BARAK OBAMA GOES ON RECORD WITH FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR
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February 28, 2007 • 2:29 pm 0
>JAMES CAMERON IN HIDING AFTER THREAT FROM SOUTH BEND BAPTIST CHURCH CONGREGATION MEMBER
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February 27, 2007 • 11:25 pm 0
>BOBBY BROWN ENDS RECORD 24 CONSECUTIVE ARREST-FREE DAYS RECORD WITH ARREST
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February 27, 2007 • 2:52 am 0
>BOBBY BROWN ENDS RECORD 24 CONSECUTIVE ARREST-FREE DAYS RECORD WITH ARREST
February 26, 2007 • 11:03 pm 0
>AWARD FOR BEST ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW PRODUCTION GOES TO ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW AGAIN
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February 26, 2007 • 10:50 pm 0
>JAMES CAMERON CLAIMS TO FIND ADAM AND EVE’S PARENT’S TOMB
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February 26, 2007 • 1:33 am 0
>SECRET CASTRO DIARY REVEALS ‘BORN-AGAIN EVANGELICAL CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN SIDE’
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February 26, 2007 • 1:30 am 0
>LEWIS LIBBY JURORS ACCUSED OF ‘MILKING THEIR $5 A DAY SALARIES’
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February 25, 2007 • 4:18 am 0
>SECRET CASTRO DIARY REVEALS ‘BORN-AGAIN EVANGELICAL CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN SIDE’
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February 25, 2007 • 1:41 am 0
>LEWIS LIBBY JURORS ACCUSED OF ‘MILKING THEIR $5 A DAY SALARIES’
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February 22, 2007 • 9:39 pm 0
>BRITNEY SPEARS FIGHTS TO HAVE CUSTODY OF CHILDREN ON DAYS SHE’S NOT IN REHAB
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February 22, 2007 • 9:08 pm 0
>CLINTON CAMP ROCKED AS CHELSEA CLINTON FOLLOWS GEFFEN IN ENDORSING OBAMA
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February 22, 2007 • 1:15 pm 0
>OBAMA FUELS CLINTON FEUD WITH ‘X-BOYFRIEND VINCE FOSTER’ COMMENT
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February 21, 2007 • 5:34 pm 0
>RIC KELLER CLEARS UP LAWNMOWING ANALOGY
>CONGRESSMAN SAYS IRAQ WAR IS 'MORE LIKE WEEDING A PUMPKIN GARDEN IN THE FALL… IN A THONG'
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February 21, 2007 • 5:34 pm 0
>HECKLER QUESTIONS SEN. CLINTON’S ALLEGIANCE TO MAO
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February 21, 2007 • 5:34 pm 0
>CELEBS EMBRACING NEW SCIENTOLOGISLAMIC HYBRID RELIGION
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February 21, 2007 • 2:43 am 0
>SURGE IN PUBLIC SCHOOL ATTENDENCE BLAMED FOR INCORRECT WIKIPEDIA EDITS
February 21, 2007 • 2:42 am 0
>NORTH KOREA: NATIONAL DEITY KIM JONG IL SCORES 18 HOLES-IN-ONE DURING GOLF ROUND
February 20, 2007 • 8:58 pm 0
>02.20.07 UPDATE: JET BLUE’S FEB 9 FLIGHT FROM LA GUARDIA TO NEWARK ARRIVES SAFELY
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February 20, 2007 • 12:05 am 0
>HILLARY DITCHES CARGO PANTS, WIFE BEATER, AND JOCK STRAP FOR ‘MORE FEMININE-LOOKING’ ATTIRE
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February 20, 2007 • 12:05 am 0
>CUBAN GOV: FIDEL CASTRO ‘ALIVE AND DOING JUST FINE" ON VACATION AT HAVANA MORGUE
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February 20, 2007 • 12:02 am 0
>KEVIN HARVICK’S DAYTONA 500 WIN REVERSED FOR ILLEGAL ‘NEW CAR SCENT’ AIR FRESHENER
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February 18, 2007 • 8:06 pm 0
>TAYLOR HICKS TO OPEN FOR 1ST PLACE 4-H JUNIOR BLUES HARMONICA WINNER IN QUIOXBOROUGH, SC
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February 18, 2007 • 1:01 am 0
>CHINATOWN KNOCKOFF ROLEX VENDOR BUYS AIR AMERICA
February 17, 2007 • 3:34 am 0
>CORONER CITES NATURAL CAUSES IN GREAT WHITE SHARK DIVER DEATH
February 17, 2007 • 3:22 am 0
>EMAIL PROBLEMS DELAY SEN. CLINTON’S VALENTINE GREETING TO FORMER PRESIDENT HUSBAND’S OFFICE
February 17, 2007 • 3:17 am 0
>TRIMPSA TAPS SEN. TED KENNEDY AS NEW SPOKESMODEL
February 16, 2007 • 9:05 pm 0
>SENATE REPUBLICANS PUSH FOR ‘SUPER-BINDING RESOLUTION’ TO REJECT HOUSE’S NON-BINDING RESOLUTION
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February 15, 2007 • 7:18 pm 0
>BARAK OBAMA COUNTS ‘A GOOD WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF THE SENATE CAFETERIA’S TABLE ARRANGEMENT’ AMONG HIS CONGRESSIONAL EXPERIENCES
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February 15, 2007 • 5:53 pm 0
>MONEY CLIPS, WALLETS, G-STRINGS BEING REVISED TO HANDLE NEW $1 COINS
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February 15, 2007 • 3:38 pm 0
>ALLEGED SMOKING HABIT TARNISHES BARAK OBAMA’S ‘CLEAN BLACK’ IMAGE
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February 14, 2007 • 10:09 pm 0
>AUDIENCE FROM OBAMA SPEECH APOLOGIZE FOR MISINTERPRETING ‘WASTED’ COMMENT
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February 14, 2007 • 9:13 pm 0
>SENATE DEMS DEMAND BUSH PULL TROOPS OUT OF 2007 IRAN WAR
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February 13, 2007 • 10:39 pm 0
>DNC CHIEF HOWARD DEAN: ‘THIS RESOLUTION REMOVES ALL DOUBT THAT WE APPEAR TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS’
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February 13, 2007 • 8:26 pm 0
>AL GORE’S GLOBAL WARMING SPEECH CANCELLED AFTER SUVS BURIED UNDER MOUNTAIN OF SNOW
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February 13, 2007 • 6:42 pm 0
>OBAMA FLIP-FLOPS ON ‘WASTED LIVES’ COMMENT ABOUT TROOPS, SAYS JOKE WAS ‘BOTCHED’
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February 13, 2007 • 5:16 pm 0
>IRAQ’S NEW SECURITY PLAN CLOSES BORDERS TO SYRIA, IRAN, U.N.
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February 13, 2007 • 5:16 pm 0
>ANNA NICOLE AUTOPSY FINGERS SCOOTER LIBBY TRIAL COVERAGE FOR DEATH
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February 13, 2007 • 4:24 pm 0
>LYNDON LAROUCHE DROPS OUT OF ’08 WHITE HOUSE RACE, CITES POSSIBLE FATHERHOOD OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH BABY
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February 13, 2007 • 3:48 pm 0
>MIT ROMNEY LAUNCHES PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, DISTANCES SELF FROM ‘LIBERALS LIKE GIULIANI AND McCAIN’
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February 13, 2007 • 1:01 pm 0
>N. KOREA TO CREATE TREASURY DEPT AFTER ‘AID FOR BEHAVIOR’ OFFER
>DEPT WILL FACILITATE INCOMING $164.32 IN AID TO 'NEEDY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS'
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February 12, 2007 • 7:12 pm 0
>FEWER DEAD IN GAZA TODAY REPRESENTS BREAKTHROUGH IN FATAH-HAMAS UNITY GOVERNMENT
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February 12, 2007 • 6:59 pm 0
>AIR AMERICA SOLD FOR 50 GALLON DRUM OF INSECTICIDE AND BUCKET OF ROOFING NAILS
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February 12, 2007 • 1:06 pm 0
>DIXIE CHICKS GRAMMYS WINFALL PROMPTS APOLOGY FROM BUSH, WITHDRAWAL OF TROOPS FROM IRAQ
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