Prevent Truth Decay

The Funny Side of Horribly Depressing News

>FRANKEN TO SENATE, U.S. CONGRESS NOW OFFICIALLY A CRAPPY SNL SKIT

Filed under: Satire

>TROOPS PULLED FROM IRAQ FOR MICHAEL JACKSON LA FUNERAL DUTY

Filed under: Satire

>BLANKET USES FATHER’S TRAGIC DEATH TO ASK FOR NEW NAME

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA PICKS CELEBRITY HEALTH CZAR, CITES RECENT ‘CRISES’

Filed under: Satire

>INVESTIGATION REVEALS WHINING GOP HAD ‘MORE THAN TEN MINUTES’ TO READ SHORT 300 PAGE GREEN TAX BILL ON iPHONE KINDLE APPS

Filed under: Satire

>BERNIE MADOFF SENTENCED TO WALK PALM BEACH STREETS UNARMED

Filed under: Satire

>MICHAEL JACKSON’S WILLED REQUEST TO BURY DEBT WITH HIM DENIED

Filed under: Satire

>BET AWARDS CENSOR COLLAPSES FROM EXHAUSTION

Filed under: Satire

>HOLLYWOOD ASKS OBAMA TO APPOINT ‘A CZAR OF SOME SORT’ TO PREVENT MORE CELEB DEATHS

Filed under: Satire

>ENERGY TAX BILL SLIPPED THROUGH HOUSE WHILE CONCERNED AMERICANS BREATHLESSLY AWAIT JACKO TOX RESULTS

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA: IT’S TIME FOR THE NATION TO RETURN TO MOURNING MY LEGACY

Filed under: Satire

>NORTH KOREA USES MICHAEL JACKSON DIVERSION AS OPPORTUNITY TO ANNIHILATE HAWAII

Filed under: Satire

>MICHAEL JORDAN ALIVE AND WELL IN CHICAGO

Filed under: Satire

>MARK SANFORD PROMISES TO WEAR MONITORING BRACELET IF HE’S ALLOWED TO STILL BE GOVERNOR

Filed under: Satire

>SHAQ TRADED TO CAVS FOR BEN WALLACE AND SEASON TICKETS TO CAVS GAMES

Filed under: Satire

>RACY ‘THREESOME’ EMAILS REVEALED BETWEEN CHRIS MATTHEWS, KEITH OLBERMANN, AND OBAMA

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA RESCINDS IRANIAN DIPLOMATS’ INVITE TO SPECIAL OLYMPICS BOWL-A-THON AT WHITE HOUSE

Filed under: Satire

>SC GOVERNOR ADMITS TO CLINTONING ARGENTINIAN WOMAN

Filed under: Satire

>CNN CONFIRMS OBAMA-TO-AHMADINEJAD INBOX MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK

Filed under: Satire

>FOX NEWS’ MAJOR GARRETT DISINVITED FROM OBAMA’S MEDIA SLUMBER PARTY

Filed under: Satire

>CRAIGSLIST INSISTS IT SHED ‘MOST OF THE MASS MURDERERS’ ON ITS SITE

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA MOVES JOURNALISTS FROM ROSE GARDEN TO ‘MORE FAMILIAR’ WHITE HOUSE JACUZZI FOR PRESSER

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA SCHEDULED TO ATTEND TELEPROMPTER’S ROSE GARDEN SPEECH

Filed under: Satire

>’JON & KATE PLUS 8′-OBSESSED HAWAIIANS ‘DON’T HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT’ PENDING NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

Filed under: Satire

>NORTH KOREA DELAYS NUKE ATTACK ON HAWAII; CITES NEED FOR SPOOL OF TWINE, BIC LIGHTER

Filed under: Satire

>ARROGANT CHRIS BROWN REFUSES TO PLEAD ‘NOT A MAN, GUILTY OF BEING A TOTAL ASS’

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA MULLS OVAL OFFICE REALITY SHOW TO PULL RATINGS OUT OF TOILET

Filed under: Satire

>HONOLULU LOCAL POLICE ASK WHITE HOUSE FOR PERMISSION TO ANNIHILATE NORTH KOREA

Filed under: Satire

>TIGER WOODS BUYS COMPANIES EMPLOYING DRUNKEN U.S. OPEN HECKLERS, FIRES THEM

Filed under: Satire

>MOON ROVER EXPECTED TO DELIVER PHOTOSHOPPED PROOF OF U.S. MOON LANDINGS

Filed under: Satire

>JIMMY CARTER TO OBAMA: ‘YOU’RE WORSE THAN I WAS, AND AM’

Filed under: Satire

>JOHN McCAIN SWIMS OUT TO INTERCEPT NORTH KOREAN SHIP

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA CAUTIONS U.S. NAVY AGAINST ‘MEDDLING IN NORTH KOREA’S NUCLEAR EFFORTS’

Filed under: Satire

>AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI CALLS IRANIAN ELECTION ‘DEFINITIVE VICTORY’, SAYS PERSONALLY COUNTED VOTES BEFORE SPEECH

Filed under: Satire

>MICHAEL MOORE HIJACKED BY SOMALI PIRATES, SAILED TO DEEP WATER BERTH AFTER RANSOM DEMAND

Filed under: Satire

>OBAMA ASKS U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL TO TAKE HARDER STANCE ON FOX NEWS

Filed under: Satire

>WAL-MART CREATING ITS OWN CIVILIAN DEFENSE FORCE ON NATIONALIZATION FEARS

Filed under: Satire

>IRANIAN MULLAHS THREATEN TO ‘UNPLUG EVERY ELECTRIC INTERNET MACHINE AND TWITTER BOX’

Filed under: Satire

>SPRAWLING ADDITION TO ROBERT GIBBS’ OFFICE TO HOUSE NY TIMES EDITORIAL STAFF

Filed under: Satire

>MEDIA BARRED FROM OBAMA’S IRAN COMMENTS

Filed under: Satire

>CARTER NARROWLY ESCAPES ROADSIDE BEARHUG EMBRACE FROM HAMAS MILITANTS

Filed under: Satire

>AMERICANS DISTRACTED FROM SLIDE INTO OBLIVION BY NEW MICHELLE OBAMA DRESS

Filed under: Satire

>AHMADINEJAD AGREES TO PERSONALLY RECOUNT VOTES IN CONTESTED IRANIAN ELECTION

Filed under: Satire

>BROKE CA OFFERS TO THROW PARTY FOR LAKERS AT L.A. JACK IN THE BOX

Filed under: Satire

>WHITE HOUSE: IRAN, NORTH KOREA WILL JOIN U.S. IN ‘AXIS OF EVOLVING CONCERNS’

Filed under: Satire

>FANS CELEBRATE LAKERS’ CHAMPIONSHIP BY BURNING DOWN, BOMBING, LOOTING L.A.

Filed under: Satire

>WHITE HOUSE: IF U.S. LEVELS PYONYANG DURING SEC. CLINTON’S TRIP THERE, IT WILL BE AN INNOCENT ERROR

Filed under: Satire

>TEHRAN SHOPS BURN AS FURIOUS IRANIANS PROTEST PRO-KOBE REF CONSPIRACY IN NBA FINALS

Filed under: Satire

>FORMER U.S. PEANUT FARMER JIMMY CARTER CERTIFIES AHMADINEJAD ‘WIN’ IN IRANIAN ELECTION

Filed under: Satire

>CZAR APPOINTMENT CZAR MULLS NEED FOR TOBACCO CZAR

Filed under: Satire

Visit Main Site: Prevent Truth Decay
Get a random satire news headline from our archive
%d bloggers like this: