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>SEN. CRAIG TO RESIGN, MOVE TO SAN FRANCISCO OR SOUTH BEACH

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>SEN. CLINTON BREAKS CONTRIBUTIONS RECORD AFTER ALLEYWAY FUNDRAISER

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>SEN. LARRY CRAIG: ‘I PLEADED GUILTY TO SOLICITING GAY SEX BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I WAS GAY’

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>HILLARY CLINTON: ‘I DRAGGED ON, BUT DIDN’T INHALE THE MARIJUANA CIGARETTE THAT BILL PASSED TO ME’

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>BUSH SHOCKED BY ATTACKS FROM CLINTON, HOLLYWOODERS AT MASSACHUSETTS EVENT

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>TERROR DRILL PREPS NYPD FOR EVENTUAL ATTACK BY WHITE SUPREMICIST TERROR GROUPS

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>FRED THOMPSON TO RELEASE WHITE HOUSE BID ANNOUNCEMENT ON BETAMAX TAPE

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>KENNEDY FAMILY CELEBRATES RECORD THIRD STRAIGHT ARREST-FREE DAY

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>SLOWDOWN IN USAGE OF MALE HORMONE REDUCER SENDS JOHN EDWARDS’ INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO TUMBLING

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>O.J. SIMPSON TO MICHAEL VICK: ‘YOU SHOULD HAVE PLEAD INNOCENT AND PROMISED TO SEARCH FOR THE REAL DOG ABUSERS IN MIAMI’S NIGHTCLUBS’

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>BARAK OBAMA ACCUSED OF PANDERING TO MINORITIES AFTER GIVING HARLEM SPEECH IN BLACK FACE

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>CONGRESS GIVES AMERICAN PUBLIC 10% APPROVAL RATING

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>DEMOCRATICUNDERGROUND.COM CRITICIZED FOR JOINING RUSSIA AND CHINA IN JOINT MILITARY EXCERCISES

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>DENNIS KUCINICH CELEBRATES FIRST SALE FROM SECOND LIFE CAMPAIGN BUTTON SHOP

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>POLL: CONGRESS’ APPROVAL RATING JUMPS UP TO ZERO

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>VIAGRA ERECTION CONCERN LIMIT INCREASED TO 40 HOURS

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>JOHN EDWARDS CHOKES ON POLLY POCKET DOLL, BLAMES BUSH

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>MATTEL RECALLS BARAK OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY ACUMEN

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>McCAIN OFFERS VEEP SPOT TO ROVE IN EXCHANGE FOR PLANNING WHITE HOUSE WIN

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>McDONALDS BOARD REJECTS PLAN TO KILL FEWER CUSTOMERS

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>SEN. BROWNBACK FINISHES THIRD IN STRAW POLL DESPITE BUSSING IN SUPPORTER

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>McCAIN PUTS SPINNERS ON CAMPAIGN BUS TO COURT MINORITY VOTE

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>STRICT ENFORCEMENT OF NEW FUEL EFFICIENCY STANDARDS MAY TRAP SHUTTLE IN SPACE

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>BUSH FINALLY GIVEN CREDIT FOR DOW PERFORMANCE

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>DENNIS KUCINICH TO DROP WHITE HOUSE BID, MOVE BACK INTO CAR

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>HURRICANE EXPERTS DROP STORM FORECASTS FROM 95 TO 3

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>BARRY BONDS ALLEGEDLY STEROID-FREE FOR RECORD BREAKING HOME RUN

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>MITT ROMNEY’S TAN GIVES HIM EDGE AT GOP DEBATE

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>DEMS, GOP BLAME EACH OTHER FOR BRIDGE COLLAPSE

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>JOHN EDWARDS: INCREASE IN MYSPACE FRIENDS PROVES CAMPAIGN’S VIABILITY

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>OBAMA: I WILL INVADE PAKISTAN IF ELECTED

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>CASTRO TURNS OVER REIGNS OF POWER TO PUPPET BROTHER

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