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February 27, 2010 • 7:08 am 0
>WINTER OLYMPICS HAMPERED BY OVERLY-SNOWY CONDITIONS
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February 25, 2010 • 2:05 pm 0
>DEMS PROVIDE HANNIBAL LECTER GURNEYS TO REPUBLICANS FOR HEALTHCARE SUMMIT
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February 24, 2010 • 10:31 pm 0
>SHINY PLASTIC RIMS MAKE KIA OWNER LOOK FILTHY RICH
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February 23, 2010 • 3:07 pm 0
>RACHEL MADDOW STRUGGLING TO INCREASE VIEWERSHIP BACK UP TO TRIPLE DIGITS
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February 22, 2010 • 10:33 pm 0
>GOVERNOR SECRETLY HOPES PHILANDERING PRESENT DOESN’T CATCH UP TO OTHERS
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February 20, 2010 • 3:16 pm 0
>NATION’S BANKS TEAM UP TO SHUT DOWN GOVERNMENT REGULATORS
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February 20, 2010 • 12:47 pm 0
>PAULY SHORE MEETS WITH ADVISORS TO PLOT ANOTHER FAILED COMEBACK
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February 20, 2010 • 1:09 am 0
>TIGER WOODS RESERVES DAY AT ‘SPARKY’S PUTT-PUTT, GO-CARTS & BALL PIT’ TO EASE TRANSITION BACK INTO COMPETITIVE GOLF
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February 20, 2010 • 12:22 am 0
>ASTRONAUTS MISTOOK MEDIA LINE FOR TIGER PRESS CREDENTIALS FOR CHINA’S GREAT WALL
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February 19, 2010 • 5:24 pm 0
>SELFISH OLYMPIANS CRITICIZED FOR OVERSHADOWING TIGER WOODS PRESS STATEMENT
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February 19, 2010 • 12:50 pm 0
>JOHN EDWARDS CALLS PRESS CONFERENCE TO APOLOGIZE, ANNOUNCE RETURN TO LOSING POLITICAL ELECTIONS
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February 18, 2010 • 12:41 pm 0
>CRAZY MAN GETS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO INSANE BIDEN AT OLYMPICS
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February 17, 2010 • 8:04 pm 0
>TIGER WOODS TO ADMIT ‘I DID HAVE SEX WITH THAT HUGE CROWD OF WOMEN’ DURING FRIDAY PRESSER
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February 17, 2010 • 12:53 pm 0
>DEADLIEST CATCH CONSIDERS FEATURING ‘BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY’ TO BOOST RATINGS
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February 16, 2010 • 6:48 pm 0
>SARAH PALIN DENIES McCAIN REQUEST FOR FUTURE VEEP TAP
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February 16, 2010 • 2:23 pm 0
>SECOND PLACE OLYMPIAN RESOLVES TO FADE INTO OBLIVION
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February 15, 2010 • 5:59 pm 0
>STUFFY RIGHT-WINGERS RUIN MOOD OF PRESIDENT’S DAY REENACTMENT OF OBAMA BIRTH
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February 9, 2010 • 9:09 pm 0
>DC GLOBAL WARMING PANEL CANCELS MEETING, DISCUSSES LACK OF SNOW BY PHONE
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February 8, 2010 • 5:59 pm 0
>RARE AL GORE SIGHTING TURNS OUT ONLY TO BE A COMMON SASQUATCH
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February 7, 2010 • 6:58 pm 0
>WEST WING BURIED IN SNOW; GLOBAL WARMING MEETING MOVED TO WHITE HOUSE ROOF
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February 4, 2010 • 12:37 pm 0
>TARGET CLAIMS TO BE ‘VERSACE-ISH’ ALTERNATIVE TO WAL-MART
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February 3, 2010 • 7:37 pm 0
>IRS ACQUIRING PENCILS, SHOTGUNS, B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS FOR TAX-COLLECTING PROJECTS
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February 2, 2010 • 2:03 am 0
>TIMES SQUARE NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK MAINTENANCE GUY DIES FROM EXHAUSTION
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