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March 31, 2009 • 11:09 pm 0
>JANET NAPOLITANO SWAPS ‘WAR ON TERROR’ WITH ‘WAR ON OTHERWISE WELL-INTENTIONED FREEDOM FIGHTERS’
March 31, 2009 • 8:18 pm 0
>CONCERN GROWS AS GOOGLE QUIETLY GOBBLES UP SKYNET AND ECHELON
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March 30, 2009 • 7:59 pm 0
>FEDERAL GOV TO GUARANTEE AUTO WARRANTIES AND PROVIDE 720-HOUR ‘WHILE-YOU-WAIT’ OIL CHANGES
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March 30, 2009 • 12:23 am 0
>HOSPITAL STAFF UNPLUG PATIENTS’ LIFE SUPPORT MACHINERY FOR EARTH HOUR; 26 DEAD
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March 29, 2009 • 10:18 pm 0
>OBAMA DEMANDS GM CEO’S AND D.C. BURGER KING REGISTER GIRL’S RESIGNATIONS
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March 29, 2009 • 8:04 pm 0
>BARACK OBAMA MAKES SIXTH APPEARANCE ON COVER OF ‘BETTER HOMES & GARDENS’
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March 28, 2009 • 3:08 pm 0
>PEACE PROTESTERS VOW TO ‘RAIN HELLFIRE, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION’ ON G20 SUMMIT
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March 28, 2009 • 1:46 am 0
>CNN TANKS IN RATINGS, BEGS VIEWERSHIP LOYALTY FROM REMAINING FAMILY MEMBERS
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March 27, 2009 • 7:38 pm 0
>CANDID CAMERA INSISTS OBAMA PRESIDENCY IS NOT ONE HUGE PRANK
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March 27, 2009 • 4:41 am 0
>U.N. PUSHES ‘CASHLESS, MORE MARK OF THE BEAST-ISH’ GLOBAL CURRENCY
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March 27, 2009 • 2:40 am 0
>OUTRAGED ANGELINA JOLIE MISTAKEN FOR ‘THAT HOT OCTOMOM’
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March 26, 2009 • 7:18 pm 0
>ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE ATTACK ON U.S. THREATENS CONTINUITY OF FUNNY SATIRE HEADLINES
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March 26, 2009 • 1:47 pm 0
>INCREASING VOLUMES OF SPAM CROWDING OUT LEGITIMATE NIGERIAN GET-RICH-QUICK OFFERS
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March 26, 2009 • 2:27 am 0
>SURI CRUISE REACHES SCIENTOLOGY’S LEVEL 3, WILL LEARN ABOUT ALIEN WARLOCK XENU SOON
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March 26, 2009 • 1:02 am 0
>FOX NEWS REPORTER: I DITCHED ASSIGNED QUESTION ABOUT OBAMA’S PUPPY CHOICE
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March 25, 2009 • 5:24 pm 0
>U.S. FOLLOWS GOOGLE, LAUNCHES 5 HR ‘OOPS’ BUTTON FOR CONGRESSIONAL LEGISLATION
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March 24, 2009 • 11:29 pm 0
>REPORTERS CAUGHT TRADING ASSIGNED QUESTIONS PRIOR TO OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE
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March 24, 2009 • 6:55 pm 0
>LIBERAL GROUPS PUSH TO REVERSE WATERBOARDING BAN FOR AIG BONUS RECIPIENTS
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March 24, 2009 • 6:38 pm 0
>NANCY PELOSI’S BOOK JUMPS FROM 184,354TH TO 184,355TH ON AMAZON
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March 24, 2009 • 4:34 pm 0
>OBAMA DOWNLOADS TELEPROMPTER APP FOR MOBILE PHONE THAT’LL BE SITTING ON PRESSER PODIUM TONIGHT
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March 24, 2009 • 1:31 am 0
>APPROXIMATELY 23.5 HOURS UNTIL THE LAUNCH OF THE NEW PREVENTTRUTHDECAY.COM. APPROXIMATELY I SAY.
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March 24, 2009 • 12:28 am 0
>BANKS GROUP TOGETHER TO COUNTER-PROPOSE TOXIC GOVERNMENT BAILOUT PLAN
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March 23, 2009 • 11:46 pm 0
>GEITHNER SETS STAGE FOR STOCK MARKET DROP BY SCHEDULING SPEECH WITH LIVE MIC
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March 22, 2009 • 10:37 pm 0
>OBAMA SKIPS CABINET MEETING FOR BOWLING COACH’S PROMISE TO HELP IMPROVE SCORE
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March 22, 2009 • 7:01 pm 0
>WASHINGTON D.C. MARCH AGAINST NEW FACEBOOK DRAWS THOUSANDS
March 22, 2009 • 4:28 pm 0
>ECONOMIC STRUGGLES FORCE U.S. POOR TO GIVE UP CELL PHONES, SECOND VEHICLES
March 22, 2009 • 4:41 am 0
>IRANIAN PRESIDENT REMAINS COMMITTED TO NUKE PLANS, SAYS OBAMA’S WORDS, GREETING CARDS, PHONE CALLS, AND GIFTS ARE ‘INSUFFICIENT’
March 22, 2009 • 2:03 am 0
>TENS OF THOUSANDS FLOCK TO PAY HOMAGE TO IMAGE OF OBAMA ON OIL-SLICKED BRICK WALL IN PERU
March 21, 2009 • 11:49 pm 0
>EMPLOYEES ASKED TO RETURN $50 BURGER KING BONUSES AS AIG OUTRAGE SPREADS
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March 21, 2009 • 7:37 pm 0
>SARAH PALIN’S EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE UNCOVERS ‘QUESTIONABLE CIRCUITRY’ IN OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER
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March 21, 2009 • 2:16 pm 0
>BANKING INDUSTRY FIGHTS BACK, CREDIT UNIONS COLLABORATE IN ATTEMPT TO SEIZE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
March 21, 2009 • 12:55 pm 0
>POLL: ECONOMY CONCERNS SURPASSED BY WORRIES OVER NEW FACEBOOK FORMAT
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March 21, 2009 • 2:50 am 0
>INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION BUMPED BY OUTER EDGE OF OBAMA BUDGET
March 21, 2009 • 1:25 am 0
>PROTECTIVE WHITE HOUSE MEDIA PR MACHINE BARS PRESS FROM PRESS CONFERENCE
March 21, 2009 • 12:26 am 0
>WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN DISMISSES CRITICISM OF OBAMA’S LENO APPEARANCE, SAYS CONSERVATIVES WILL ‘PROBABLY WINE ABOUT HIS JUNE APPEARANCE ON MTV’S JACKASS TOO’
March 20, 2009 • 2:41 am 0
>TELEPROMPTER-LESS OBAMA MAKES FUN OF SPECIAL OLYMPICS, HOMELESS PEOPLE ON LENO SHOW
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March 19, 2009 • 2:26 pm 0
>LINCOLN GHOST MOVES OUT OF WHITE HOUSE, CITES BEING ‘HAUNTED BY WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE’
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March 18, 2009 • 5:25 pm 0
>OBAMA IN ATTENDANCE AS TELEPROMPTER DELIVERS ROSE GARDEN SPEECH
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March 18, 2009 • 3:12 pm 0
>GEITHNER DROPS TREASURY SECRETARY GIG FOR JOB AT FRANK’S CHICKEN HOUSE
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March 17, 2009 • 8:35 pm 0
>DEMS MULL BAILOUT FOR AUTO OWNERS HIT WITH RISING SPINNER RIMS COST
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March 17, 2009 • 7:42 pm 0
>MISCALCULATING OBAMA INSISTS VETERANS CAN ‘WASH DISHES OR MAKE LICENSE PLATES’ TO AFFORD HEALTHCARE
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March 17, 2009 • 7:08 pm 0
>POLL: MOST REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT BARNEY FRANK IS ACTUAL CONGRESSMAN
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March 16, 2009 • 3:36 pm 0
>AIG ASKS FOR MORE BAILOUT FUNDS TO RESOD EMPLOYEE DRIVING RANGE
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March 15, 2009 • 7:36 pm 0
>HILLARY CLINTON SECRETLY RUNNING 2012 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN FROM STATE DEPARTMENT BROOM CLOSET
March 15, 2009 • 4:43 am 0
>RIHANNA SWOONS OVER I-SWEAR-TO-NOT-MURDER-YOU PROMISE RING FROM CHRIS BROWN
March 15, 2009 • 2:02 am 0
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