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March 29, 2011 • 12:42 am 0
>NATION SHIFTS WEIGHT UNEASILY DURING OBAMA’S MID-SPEECH ARGUMENT WITH TELEPROMPTER
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March 28, 2011 • 5:28 pm 0
>OBAMA TO ADDRESS NATION ON ‘NEW WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS’
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March 26, 2011 • 4:10 am 0
MICKEY ROONEY OPTS FOR LABORIOUS CAREER REVIVAL OVER PEACEFUL PASSING IN THE NIGHT
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March 26, 2011 • 4:10 am 0
>MICKEY ROONEY OPTS FOR LABORIOUS CAREER REVIVAL OVER PEACEFUL PASSING IN THE NIGHT
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March 26, 2011 • 3:00 am 0
CBS TAPS NYC MOB TO MANAGE COURIC UNEMPLOYMENT PROJECT
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March 26, 2011 • 2:57 am 0
>CBS TAPS NYC MOB TO MANAGE COURIC UNEMPLOYMENT PROJECT
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March 26, 2011 • 2:52 am 0
SYRIA SET TO BECOME THIRD OR FOURTH IN OBAMA’S WAR COLLECTION
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March 26, 2011 • 2:36 am 0
>SYRIA SET TO BECOME THIRD OR FOURTH IN OBAMA’S WAR COLLECTION
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March 25, 2011 • 2:27 am 0
>OBAMA CLARIFIES LIBYAN MISSION IN EYE LINER ON KRISPIE KREME NAPKIN
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March 24, 2011 • 2:57 pm 0
>RUBBER BAND BALL PROJECT ENDS UP NOT BEING MONEY-MAKER FOR UNEMPLOYED LOSER
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March 24, 2011 • 3:04 am 0
>DEATH OF THREE-NEIGHBORHOOD NEWSPAPER DELIVERY ROUTE MAGNATE ECLIPSED BY PASSING OF FILM ACTRESS ELIZABETH TAYLOR
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March 23, 2011 • 5:08 pm 0
>OBAMA CUTS VACATION SHORT AS U.S. IS KINDA SORTA AT WAR
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March 23, 2011 • 2:20 pm 0
>LATEST ELIZABETH TAYLOR DEATH RUMOR APPEARS TO BE GRIMLY TRUE
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March 23, 2011 • 1:59 pm 0
>NEW YORK TIMES PASSES ON PICS OF OBAMA TORTURING LIBYAN PRISONERS OF WAR
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March 22, 2011 • 8:13 pm 0
>CONGRESS RECONVENES IN D.C. TO FINALLY GET TO WORK ON CONGRESSIONAL PAY RAISE
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March 20, 2011 • 11:28 pm 0
>WARMONGERING WHITE HOUSE TO FOLLOW LIBYA WITH INVASION OF BERMUDA
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March 20, 2011 • 1:17 am 1
>NEWS FROM JAPAN INTERRUPTS FINALIZATION OF OBAMA’S FINAL FOUR PICKS
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March 19, 2011 • 3:14 am 0
>DAVID BLAINE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT CRISS ANGEL LUXOR LEVITATION
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March 18, 2011 • 2:20 am 0
>BURGER KING TO FINALLY DITCH CRAPPY FRIES FOR ONES MORE LIKE McDONALDS’
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March 16, 2011 • 1:41 am 0
>CHARLIE SHEEN MARKS 100TH ‘TIGER’S BLOOD’ TEE SALE WITH WEEK-LONG HEROIN BINGE
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March 13, 2011 • 8:22 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE CAREFULLY COACHING BIDEN ON NEXT WEEK’S ONE-WORD STATEMENT ON LIVE MIC
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March 13, 2011 • 4:39 pm 0
>OBAMA EXTENDS ‘DEEPEST CONDOLENCES’ TO JAPAN FROM NINTH TEE
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March 12, 2011 • 12:38 pm 0
>NORTON’S NEW ANTIVIRUS INCLUDES FEATURE TO STOP SHEENWARE
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March 11, 2011 • 11:31 pm 0
>DONALD TRUMP COMPLETES DAVE RAMSEY’S ‘BABY STEP 27’, NOW HAS $750 MILLION EMERGENCY FUND
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March 11, 2011 • 6:32 pm 0
>NEW 290-PROOF DRINKABLE GASOLINE MAKES PRICE REASONABLE TO RAGING ALCOHOLICS
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March 11, 2011 • 12:40 pm 0
>GEORGE W. BUSH PRODUCES ALIBI IN ADVANCE OF WHITE HOUSE PRESSER ON JAPANESE QUAKE
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March 10, 2011 • 12:43 pm 0
>MSNBC HIRES CHARLIE SHEEN; PROMOTES AS ‘STABLE, MORE INTELLIGENT AND SANE KEITH OLBERMANN’
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March 8, 2011 • 10:09 pm 0
>’SAY NO TO CHARLIE SHEEN’S DRUGS’ CAMPAIGN UNVEILED IN FIVE CITIES
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March 5, 2011 • 1:27 am 0
>STUXNET II TARGETS IRANIAN NUKE SITES, CHARLIE SHEEN TWITTER ACCOUNT
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March 3, 2011 • 2:51 am 0
>’WINNING’ SHEEN SUFFERING FROM EMERGENCY ROOM WITHDRAWAL
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March 2, 2011 • 5:34 pm 0
>SHEEN KIDS SENT TO LIBYA FOR ‘MORE KID-FRIENDLY’ ENVIRONMENT
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