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July 31, 2009 • 2:03 pm 0
>OBAMA-BUSH-CHENEY UNO GAME TO FOLLOW OBAMA’S BEER WITH CAMBRIDGE COP
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July 28, 2009 • 9:53 pm 0
>HILLARY CLINTON MAINTAINS PROSPECT OF RUNNING AGAINST OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE SOMETHING SHE’LL CACKLE ABOUT
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July 27, 2009 • 4:49 pm 0
>PRISON GYM RAT BERNIE MADOFF SUCCESSFULLY FIGHTS OFF SHIV ATTACK
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July 26, 2009 • 9:53 pm 0
>THOUSANDS OF RECORD LOW JULY TEMPS SPARK AL GORE’S GLOBAL WARMING FEARS AGAIN SOMEHOW
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July 26, 2009 • 4:08 am 0
>IDI AMINS GENOCIDE RE-POSITIONED IN HISTORY AS TEACHABLE MOMENT
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July 25, 2009 • 3:08 am 0
>GOV: ‘PROJECT 666’ NAME FOR NATIONAL ID CHIP PROGRAM A ‘MERE COINCIDENCE’
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July 23, 2009 • 11:46 pm 0
>DEVALUED U.S. DOLLAR NOW ONLY WORTH SEVEN WHEELBARRELS OF IRAQI DINARS
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July 21, 2009 • 10:42 pm 0
>OBAMA URGES CONGRESS TO PASS HEALTHCARE BILL BY 2 A.M.
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July 21, 2009 • 3:17 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE DELAYS BUDGET REPORT THAT INCLUDES $5 MILLION LINT BRUSH
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July 20, 2009 • 11:26 am 0
>SLEEPLESS SPACE SHUTTLE CREW WISHES THEY HADN’T STAYED UP LATE WATCHING ALIEN
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July 18, 2009 • 4:04 pm 0
>ALEC BALDWIN, CARROT TOP, GALLAGHER CONSIDER FOLLOWING FRANKEN INTO SENATE
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July 17, 2009 • 11:41 pm 0
>SOTOMAYOR CORRECTS CRITICS: ‘I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU BELIEVE AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU AND I BELIEVE I SAID’
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July 17, 2009 • 8:10 pm 0
>COMMITTEE THAT GAVE GORE CLIMATE CHANGE PRIZE GRANTS MADOFF NOBEL PRIZE FOR FINANCE
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July 17, 2009 • 5:50 pm 0
>CNN: JAKARTA TERROR ATTACK ‘MOST LIKELY CARRIED OUT BY TIMOTHY McVEIGH TYPES’
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July 16, 2009 • 12:35 pm 0
>REPORT: LEGALIZING POT WILL INCREASE TAX REVENUES, BEN & JERRY’S ICE CREAM SALES
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July 15, 2009 • 11:18 pm 0
>JOE JACKSON SETS UP WEBSITE, ASKS L.A. TAXPAYERS TO HELP WITH NEW RECORD COMPANY COSTS
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July 15, 2009 • 2:10 pm 0
>DEMS SLIP SOCIAL SECURITY, WELFARE, AND NATIONAL DEFENSE REFORM INTO HEALTHCARE BILL
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July 15, 2009 • 11:15 am 0
>U.S. SET TO CELEBRATE 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF ALLEGED MOON LANDING
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July 14, 2009 • 11:22 am 0
>BIDEN DOWNPLAYS EXPECTATIONS FOR STIMULUS: SAYS ‘WE’LL MOST LIKELY ALL BE DEAD SOON’
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July 13, 2009 • 7:21 pm 0
>AT CONFIRMATION HEARINGS, SEN. FRANKEN CIRCLING SOTOMAYOR ON MINI CLOWN BIKE
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July 13, 2009 • 3:10 pm 0
>DEMS GRILL SOTOMAYOR OVER ICE CREAM FLAVOR PREFERENCE, PERFUME CHOICE
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July 12, 2009 • 7:12 pm 0
>400 XANAX-PILLS-PER-DAY HABIT REVEALED IN UNSOLVED MJ DEATH MYSTERY
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July 12, 2009 • 12:36 pm 0
>POST-MADOFF PALM BEACH REAL ESTATE MAG MISTAKEN FOR PHONE BOOK
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July 11, 2009 • 6:45 pm 0
>TRIGGER-SHY NASA DELAYS SHUTTLE LAUNCH, CITES WORN WIPER BLADES
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July 11, 2009 • 2:08 pm 0
>LARRY KING ALIVE, DESPITE RUMORS CIRCULATING AT LARRY KING FUNERAL
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July 10, 2009 • 11:32 am 0
>BUSY JESSE JACKSON SENDS CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF SELF TO INCITE RACIAL UNREST IN PHILLY
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July 9, 2009 • 4:01 pm 0
>HEALTHCARE BILL INCLUDES BILLIONS FOR VINTAGE BIG WHEELS, RAINBOW-COLORED PROPELLER HATS
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July 9, 2009 • 11:40 am 0
>NBC JOURNALIST: IT WAS ‘BITTERSWEET’ TO FINALLY WASH HAND OBAMA SHOOK LAST YEAR
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July 8, 2009 • 3:12 pm 0
>SHOCK: TALK OF ‘NEW STIMULUS’ IS THIRD; CONGRESS PASSED SECOND STIMULUS DURING MJ MEMORIAL
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July 8, 2009 • 12:19 pm 0
>CNN ATTACKS MICHELLE OBAMA FOR ‘NOT SHOWING MORE OF THOSE HEAVENLY ARMS’
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July 7, 2009 • 10:23 pm 0
>JACKSON-SATURATED MEDIA ANXIOUS TO RETURN TO ATTACKING PALIN
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July 7, 2009 • 3:32 pm 0
>JOE JACKSON ASKS TO COMBINE MICHAEL JACKSON EULOGY WITH NEW RECORD COMPANY IPO INFO
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July 7, 2009 • 2:46 pm 0
>MJ FUNERAL MOTORCADE PULLS OVER TO SPANK BICKERING AL SHARPTON AND JESSE JACKSON
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July 7, 2009 • 12:43 pm 0
>DAVID HASSELHOFF’S REQUEST TO PERFORM ‘HIT SONG’ AT JACKSON MEMORIAL DENIED
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July 7, 2009 • 12:22 am 0
>POLL: MOST STILL THINK FRANKEN SENATE ASCENDANCY IS A PRANK
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July 6, 2009 • 11:19 pm 0
>OBAMA OFFERS PUTIN SCALPED TICKET TO JACKSON MEMORIAL IN EXCHANGE FOR FRIENDSHIP
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July 6, 2009 • 7:22 pm 0
>MSNBC: FBI FAILS TO FIND FBI CORRUPTION CHARGES LEVIED AGAINST SCANDALOUS SARAH PALIN
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July 6, 2009 • 6:38 pm 0
>STATESMAN AL FRANKEN MANAGES TO CONTAIN HILARIOUS BUSH-THE-IRAQI-BABY-KILLER JOKE HE WROTE
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July 6, 2009 • 1:02 pm 0
>LEAK: OBAMA MAY SEIZE MORE INDUSTRIES WHILE NATION DISTRACTED BY MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL
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July 6, 2009 • 1:03 am 0
>NASA ALERT AS INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION CLIPS EDGE OF OBAMA BUDGET
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July 5, 2009 • 11:42 pm 0
>NORTH KOREA: WITH JUST ONE MORE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE, SOME TWINE AND A BIC LIGHTER, WOODEN ROCKET WILL ANNIHILATE U.S.
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July 4, 2009 • 9:21 pm 0
>LIQUID NAILS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD WOODEN NORTH KOREAN ROCKET TOGETHER; LAUNCH SCRUBBED
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July 3, 2009 • 8:35 pm 0
>FOX NEWS’ CARL CAMERON: SELFISH PALIN ATTEMPTING TO MONOPOLIZE NEWS CYCLE
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July 3, 2009 • 7:58 pm 0
>SARAH PALIN VACATING GOVERNOR’S POST TO ATTEND TO WHATEVER EVERYONE’S SPECULATING ABOUT
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July 3, 2009 • 4:12 pm 0
>COLIN POWELL EXPRESSES ‘A CERTAIN DEGREE OF NUANCED CONCERN’ OVER OBAMA AGENDA
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July 3, 2009 • 12:37 pm 0
>NASA: WEIGHT OF ADDITIONAL FED CASH THROWING EARTH’S ORBIT ASKEW
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July 2, 2009 • 10:27 pm 0
>JOE JACKSON OFFERING MICHAEL JACKSON AUTOPSY PHOTOS IN EXCHANGE FOR INTEREST IN STUPID NEW RECORD COMPANY
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