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October 31, 2008 • 6:18 pm 0
>OBAMA CLARIFIES SLOGAN: ‘GIVE ME YOUR CHECK AND I’LL GIVE YOU SOME CHANGE’
October 31, 2008 • 2:20 pm 0
>SARAH PALIN WARDROBE EXPENSES APPROACH JOHN EDWARDS’ HAIR CARE BUDGET NUMBERS
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October 30, 2008 • 8:48 pm 0
>REPORT: PRESUMPTIVE ELECTION WINNER OBAMA BORROWED FROM 2009 DEFENSE BUDGET FOR HALF-HOUR AD
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October 30, 2008 • 5:01 pm 0
>HARD TIMES: GOOGLE EMPLOYEES FORCED TO SUFFER WITH FEWER COTTON CANDY MACHINES
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October 29, 2008 • 8:41 pm 0
>SEN. OBAMA BUYS GUN, GETS CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT; CITES FEAR OF McCAIN ELECTION LOSS
October 29, 2008 • 3:24 pm 0
>SECRET SERVICE ESCORTS MICHELLE OBAMA AND INTERIOR DESIGNER OUT OF WHITE HOUSE RESIDENCE
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October 29, 2008 • 11:53 am 0
>L.A. TIMES TO COMPLY WITH AVALANCHE OF REQUESTS, WILL RELEASE OBAMA-KHALIDI TAPE IN MID-NOVEMBER
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October 28, 2008 • 12:23 pm 0
>REVISED OBAMA TAX PLAN TARGETS ‘OBSCENELY WEALTHY’ TAXPAYERS MAKING OVER $50K
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October 27, 2008 • 9:43 pm 0
>SOCIALIST IDEOLOGY REVEALED IN BACKMASKED OBAMA SPEECH
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October 27, 2008 • 8:57 pm 0
>REP. JOHN MURTHA: ‘MY CONSTITUENCY, AS RECENT AS ONLY WEEKS AGO, WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL WHITE TRASH’
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October 27, 2008 • 4:10 pm 0
>WILLIAM AYERS: ‘I HAVE NEVER HAD ASSOCIATIONS WITH THAT UNREPENTENT MARXIST BARACK OBAMA’
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October 27, 2008 • 2:31 pm 0
>MAN RELIEVED TO SEE DOW UP 12 POINTS UNTIL BROWSER REFRESH REVEALED MORE RECORD LOSSES
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October 24, 2008 • 10:20 am 0
>RALPH NADER SPENDS $84 ON STAGE FOR ELECTION NIGHT CELEBRATION ‘JUST IN CASE’
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October 23, 2008 • 7:33 pm 0
>AL GORE BRAVES RECORD FREEZE TO DELIVER GLOBAL WARMING SPEECH
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October 23, 2008 • 3:04 pm 0
>RECENT ‘VOTERS’ REGISTERED BY ACORN INCLUDE INANIMATE OBJECT AND PIECE OF BELLY BUTTON LINT
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October 22, 2008 • 5:27 pm 0
>McCAIN ROLLS OUT ‘HOLD YOUR NOSE AND VOTE FOR ME’ CAMPAIGN TO COURT RELUCTANT CONSERVATIVES
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October 22, 2008 • 3:33 pm 0
>EXPERT: DOW SET FOR RECORD HIGH OR CATASTROPHIC COLLAPSE
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October 21, 2008 • 6:01 pm 0
>MSNBC: INDEPENDENTS AND MODERATES ‘LIKE CINDY SHEEHAN’ SUPPORTING OBAMA
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October 21, 2008 • 5:07 pm 0
>NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK, BIDEN GAFFE COUNTER RUN OUT OF DIGITS
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October 21, 2008 • 11:40 am 0
>SARAH PALIN TAKES BREAK FROM CAMPAIGNING TO VISIT AILING AND AGING JOHN McCAIN
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October 21, 2008 • 2:50 am 0
>BERNANKE: ZILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE ‘MIGHT WORK’
October 21, 2008 • 1:57 am 0
>FORMER SEN. JOHN EDWARDS (D-RIELLE HUNTER) PLANNING 2024 COMEBACK
October 20, 2008 • 5:42 pm 0
>JOE THE PLUMBER AMASSING TROOPS AT OBAMAN BORDER
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October 20, 2008 • 2:56 pm 0
>FORWARD-THINKING OBAMA LAUNCHES ‘DISENFRANCHISED VOTERS’ AND ‘STOLEN ELECTION’ LAWSUITS
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October 19, 2008 • 12:49 am 0
>WILLIAM AYERS’ REQUEST FOR REUPHOLSTERY OF DEFENSE SECRETARY CABINET SEAT RAISES QUESTIONS
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October 18, 2008 • 8:00 pm 0
>McCAIN TO OBAMA: I WAS SWAPPING WAR STRATEGIES WITH CHURCHILL WHEN YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS PLAYING PENNY WHISTLES AND PLAYING MARBLES
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October 18, 2008 • 3:37 pm 0
>INSIDER: ‘NEW, MORE ENERGETIC’ JOHN McCAIN SPONSORED BY RED BULL
October 17, 2008 • 6:50 pm 0
>KEITH OLBERMANN SET TO EXPOSE PLUMBER JOE FOR 1972 PEEK AT SCHOOLMATE’S TEST ANSWERS
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October 17, 2008 • 4:41 pm 0
>OBAMA TELLS AMERICAN FLAG REDESIGNER TO ‘HANG TIGHT’ ON NEWS OF TIGHTENING POLLS
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October 17, 2008 • 12:51 pm 0
>JOE THE PLUMBER FAILS INVOLUNTARY MSNBC ANAL EXAM
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October 17, 2008 • 2:30 am 0
>McCAIN QUIETLY CELEBRATES 93RD BIRTHDAY DURING SLOW OVERNIGHT NEWS CYCLE
October 16, 2008 • 4:45 pm 0
>OBAMA PLANS NOV 3 PARTY TO CELEBRATE ELECTORAL SUCCESS
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October 16, 2008 • 4:21 pm 0
>BIDEN TURNS CAMPAIGNING FOCUS TO ‘FOUR LETTER WORD E-M-P-L-O-Y-M-E-N-T’
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October 16, 2008 • 3:19 pm 0
>McCAIN NOW WITHIN MARGIN OF ERROR IN INTERNAL McCAIN FAMILY POLL
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October 16, 2008 • 1:36 pm 0
>McCAIN CITES EVIDENCE OF ‘A SLOWER-PACED SLIDE IN POLLS’ AS PROOF HE WON DEBATE
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October 16, 2008 • 4:05 am 0
>JOE THE PLUMBER RACES PAST RALPH NADER IN POLLS AS WRITE-IN FAVORITE
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October 16, 2008 • 2:39 am 0
>OBAMA CITES LIE IN McCAIN ACCUSATION, SAYS CAREER WAS LAUNCHED IN AYERS’ JACUZZI, NOT LIVING ROOM
October 16, 2008 • 2:03 am 0
>SNL SKIT WRITERS OVERWHELMED BY McCAIN FACIAL EXPRESSION PARODY CHOICES
October 15, 2008 • 9:30 pm 0
>PALIN STRATEGIST SUGGESTS COMEBACK BY ‘SWAPPING OUT THE TOP OF THE TICKET’
October 15, 2008 • 9:09 pm 0
>CLOSE-PROXIMITY MIND CONTROL DEVICE CONFISCATED FROM HILLARY CLINTON IN ADVANCE OF DEBATE ATTENDANCE
October 15, 2008 • 1:56 pm 0
>JOHN McCAIN OFFICIALLY ENDORSES SELF TO IMPROVE POLLING POSITION
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October 15, 2008 • 2:02 am 0
>OBAMA CALLS FOR MID-NOVEMBER INVESTIGATION OF ACORN VOTE FRAUD ALLEGATIONS
October 14, 2008 • 11:50 pm 0
>NADER TAKES WEEK OFF TO CELEBRATE CLOSING IN ON 1% MARK’ IN NATIONAL HEAD-TO-HEAD-TO-HEAD POLL
October 14, 2008 • 10:45 pm 0
>HAMAS TO SERVE AS POLL WATCHERS IN JIMMY CARTER’S DISTRICT
October 14, 2008 • 9:47 pm 0
>BIDEN PULLS OUT HAIR PLUG OVER FRUSTRATING INTERVIEW
October 14, 2008 • 5:10 pm 0
>CONGRESS REQUESTS $500 BAILOUT FROM BANK BUYOUT BILL
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October 13, 2008 • 11:21 pm 0
>McCAIN DENIES NEED TO PULL OUT OF McCAIN CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS, FOCUS RESOURCES ELSEWHERE
October 13, 2008 • 9:58 pm 0
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