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February 25, 2011 • 12:45 pm 0
>NESCAFE SALES SURGE ON GADDAFI REVELATION THAT BIN LADED IS ADDING HALLUCINOGENS
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February 25, 2011 • 4:16 am 0
>MIAMI BANKS OFFER PHAT LIQUIDATION-PRICED CONDOS TO OUSTED MIDEAST DESPOTS
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February 25, 2011 • 3:42 am 0
>WHITE HOUSE: INCOHERENT LIBYA RESPONSE DUE TO FAULTY TELEPROMPTER APP
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February 25, 2011 • 3:16 am 0
>LINDSAY LOHAN HAVING DIFFICULTY ADAPTING TO LIFE OUTSIDE PRISON
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February 25, 2011 • 3:13 am 0
>OBAMA OFFERS GADDAFI TELEPROMPTER FOR RAMBLING MONOLOGUES
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February 23, 2011 • 11:40 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE EXPRESSES ‘DEEP CONCERN’ OVER MAKING STATEMENT ON LIBYAN BLOODBATH
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February 23, 2011 • 10:16 pm 0
>WISCONSIN UNIONS CLAIM CONSTRUCTION OF MONEY-PRINTING PRESS IS FOR ‘PEACEFUL PURPOSES ONLY’
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February 23, 2011 • 10:06 pm 0
>GADDAFI GRANTED ASYLUM IN RAHM EMANUEL’S MAYORAL CABINET
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February 23, 2011 • 1:10 am 0
>INSPIRED BY MIDEAST, WEST VIRGINIAN HOUSEWIFE STARTS OWN REVOLUTION AGAINST FAMILY
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February 23, 2011 • 12:32 am 0
>CHIRPING CRICKETS HIRED TO GIVE WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT ON LIBYAN UNREST
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February 20, 2011 • 1:32 am 0
>CLINTON OKAYS IRANIAN WARSHIPS TO PASS THROUGH STATE OF ISRAEL
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February 20, 2011 • 1:26 am 0
>CHINA OFFERS TO FUND TANKS FOR WISCONSIN REVOLUTION
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February 19, 2011 • 11:32 pm 0
>WISCONSIN UNIONS ENERGIZED BY MEDIA SUPERSTAR JESSE JACKSON
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February 19, 2011 • 12:30 am 0
>CONCERNS VOICED OVER GOOGLE LOGO ON WHITE HOUSE FACADE
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February 18, 2011 • 10:34 pm 0
>REINCARNATED L. RON HUBBARD FOUND SINGING IN MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR
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February 18, 2011 • 2:31 am 0
>ADVANCED LEVELS OF SCIENTOLOGY STILL NO MATCH FOR KIRSTIE ALLEY’S MASSIVE APPETITE
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February 16, 2011 • 12:34 am 0
>FACEBOOK UNVEILS ‘AUTOMATIC ANNOYING FRIEND DE-FRIENDER’
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February 14, 2011 • 8:45 pm 0
>TEHRAN UNVEILS CIA PLOT TO INSTALL OBAMA CLONE TO NEUTER IRAN
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February 14, 2011 • 1:07 am 0
>CHRISTINA AGUILERA ACCIDENTALLY SINGS MISTAKE-FREE GRAMMY SOLO
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February 13, 2011 • 7:26 pm 0
>NEW SPACE-SAVING KEYBOARD DITCHES RARELY-USED LETTER ‘Z’
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February 13, 2011 • 12:38 am 0
>OPRAH EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA CHANNELS RAMSES II FOR EGYPT POLICY
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February 13, 2011 • 12:30 am 0
>EGYPTIAN ARMY ORDERED TO STOP LAUGHING AT OBAMA, RESTORE ORDER
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February 11, 2011 • 4:50 pm 0
>CIA DIRECTOR PANETTA CITES ‘STRONG LIKELIHOOD THAT MUBARAK MAY STEP BACK UP THIS EVENING’
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February 11, 2011 • 2:11 am 0
>MUBARAK STEPS DOWN, HANDS PRESIDENTIAL POWER OVER TO CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF MUBARAK
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February 11, 2011 • 1:58 am 0
>LINDSAY LOHAN HELD ON DRUNKEN GRAND THEFT AUTO WRECKLESS DRIVING JEWELRY HEIST ASSAULT CHARGE
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February 11, 2011 • 1:25 am 0
>GUY IN JAR JAR BINKS COSTUME STILL WONDERING WHY AMERICAN IDOL JUDGES DIDN’T APPRECIATE HIS AWESOME VOICE
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February 11, 2011 • 12:10 am 0
>REHABBED SHEEN PLANS RETURN TO MULTI-DAY BENDERING
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February 10, 2011 • 12:54 pm 0
>INSTIGATOR JOHN BOEHNER CHAIN-SMOKING IN FRONT OF OBAMA
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February 9, 2011 • 1:39 am 0
>DETROIT REQUESTS FEDERAL AID: PLEAS FOR OBAMA VACATION
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February 8, 2011 • 6:01 pm 0
>CURRENT TV’S 93% NORTH KOREAN VIEWERSHIP APPLAUDS OLBERMANN ADDITION
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February 7, 2011 • 1:04 pm 0
>L.A. LAKERS FANS WONDERING WHY GREEN BAY HASN’T BEEN BURNED DOWN YET
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February 6, 2011 • 9:29 pm 0
>RITZ CRACKERS’ SUPER BOWL PIZZA HUT PREGAME SHOW SPONSORED BY NABISCO AND SOME OTHER CORPORATION FEATURES NON-STOP KEITH URBAN NOISE
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February 4, 2011 • 10:15 pm 0
>OBAMA RELEASES FOREIGN AID PLA, PROMISES MORE OVERSEAS VACATIONS
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February 4, 2011 • 4:44 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE DEFENDS TAXPAYER-FUNDED 45 MINUTE OBAMACARE COMMERCIAL FOR SUPERBOWL
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February 3, 2011 • 5:28 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE IGNORES AMERICANS’ CALL FOR QUICK AND PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER IN WHITE HOUSE
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February 1, 2011 • 6:08 pm 0
>MIDEAST UNREST INTERRUPTS OBAMA’S LASERLIKE FOCUS ON DECREASING EMPLOYMENT
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February 1, 2011 • 12:48 am 0
>ACORN BOASTS SHOVEL-READY PROJECT: CHICAGO CEMETARIES CULLED FOR VOTERS
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