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>NADER PLEDGES VESPA-MADE PRESIDENTIAL LIMO IF ELECTED

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>MAN LOSES HOUSE AND 401K WITH ACCIDENTAL MID-GRADE SELECTION AT PUMP

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>REPORT: CLIMATE CHANGE DEBATE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING

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>FED-UP CARIBOU TO START OWN DRILLING OPERATION IN ALASKA

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>VOTERS SPLIT OVER OBAMA, McCAIN, SAY DIFFICULT CHOICE ‘IS NOT BLACK AND WHITE’

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>MARS ROVER COLLIDES WITH UPPER EDGE OF OBAMA’S EGO

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>GAS PRICES HOLD STEADY AT A MEASLY 35 CENTS/DAY RISE

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>NEW McCAIN-DEAN BILL TO DEFINE NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING AS ‘TORTURE’

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>McCAIN AIMS TO PUT A MAN ON MERCURY BY 2065

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>CLINTON SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN TO ‘SUPPORT OBAMA FOR THE TIME BEING’

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>HILLARY TO BELMONT LOSER BIG BROWN: I FEEL YOUR PAIN

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>BLACK PASTORS LINE UP TO EMBARRASS OBAMA WITH THEIR ‘ENTHUSIASTIC’ SUPPORT

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>CLINTON TO END 3 MONTH CAMPAIGN IMPLOSION

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>KENYAN-BASED OBAMAS CELEBRATE BARACK’S NOMINATION WIN WITH GRUESOME CHICKEN SLAUGHTER

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>PAPER: OBAMA MAY BE FORCED TO HAPPILY ACCEPT CLINTON’S VP DEMAND

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>OBAMA OFFERS CLINTON AMBASSADORSHIP TO TRANSYLVANIA

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>OBAMA DENIES URGE TO ERADICATE ISRAEL

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>OBAMA SENDS MESSAGE TO HILLARY CLINTON, TAPS MONICA LEWINSKY AS VP

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>MITT ROMNEY SET TO WIN FIRST WRITE-IN PRESIDENCY

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>CLINTON CONCEDES RACE, PROMISES SUPPORTERS THAT SHE’S ‘IN IT TO WIN IT’

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>BO DIDDLEY DIES FROM APPARENT OLD AGE

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