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December 30, 2005 • 9:55 pm 0
>PUBLIC SCHOOLS PUSH FOR BAN ON EPHEDRA BASED OBESITY CONTROL SUPPS FOR KIDS
December 30, 2005 • 1:33 pm 0
>5 YR OLD PLAME-WILSON KID EXPOSES CIA FOR SECRET SPY AGENCY
December 27, 2005 • 5:17 pm 0
>TOM CRUISE GAY RUMORS HUSH MONEY PROVIDES BOOST TO U.S. ECONOMY
December 21, 2005 • 7:06 pm 0
>U.S. MILITARY TO INVESTIGATE ENCOURAGING REPORTS THAT HUSSEIN WAS BEATEN IN CUSTODY
December 21, 2005 • 6:19 pm 0
>REPORT: AL SHARPTON LOBBIED FOR ‘TOOKIE’ WILLIAMS DESPITE INMATE’S ANTI-GANG PREACHING
December 21, 2005 • 6:14 pm 0
>FUNNY LIBERALS THINK AMERICANS ARE CONCERNED ABOUT SADDAM’S TORTURE CLAIMS
December 17, 2005 • 12:40 am 0
>PLASTIC ONO BAND REUNITES; JOHN LENNON ACTION FIGURE TO PLAY LEAD TO HORRIBLE YOKO VOCALS
December 16, 2005 • 8:08 pm 0
>ANTACID SHORTAGE REPORTED IN BLUE STATES AFTER WILDLY SUCCESSFUL RAQ ELECTIONS
December 15, 2005 • 10:48 pm 0
>BUSH CRITICIZED FOR ‘OVERLY SUCCESSFUL’ IRAQI ELECTIONS
December 15, 2005 • 1:02 pm 0
>KERRY, GORE TRAVEL TO IRAQ TO ADVISE ON ELECTION COMPLAINTS
December 14, 2005 • 6:27 pm 0
>NEW YORK TIMES IRAQ REPORTER FIRED FOR GOOD NEWS LEAK
December 14, 2005 • 1:34 pm 0
>TERRY MCAULIFFE PROMOTES PAL’S PENNY STOCK DURING SPEECH ON NATIONAL SECURITY
December 14, 2005 • 1:20 pm 0
>DEMOCRATS: BUSH ‘ARROGANT’ FOR TAKING QUESTIONS AFTER SPEECH
December 14, 2005 • 1:12 pm 0
>FEDERAL AIR MARSHALS TO EXTEND PROTECTIVE SERVICES TO TRAINS, CRUISE SHIPS, PRIVATE AUTOMOBILES
December 13, 2005 • 9:26 pm 0
>MIKE FERREL LEAVES SAN QUENTIN, RETURNS TO WAR AGAINST CHRISTMAS
December 9, 2005 • 7:04 pm 0
>COLUMIAN MAN CLAIMING TO HAVE REACHED 200 YEAR MARK MAY BE OLDEST MAN ON EARTH
December 9, 2005 • 1:22 am 0
>DEMOCRATS SUGGEST AMERICAN FLAG ‘BE RID OF THE RED AND BLUE HUES’
December 8, 2005 • 2:12 pm 0
>NEW DONALD TRUMP BOOK TO PROVIDE TIPS TO MIDDLE INCOMERS ON MINIMIZING RED TAPE IN SKYSCRAPER BUILDING PROCESS
December 8, 2005 • 1:06 pm 0
>NEW NPR FUND RAISER SOLICITS ‘AFFORDABLE DONATIONS’ OF $100 TO $500
December 6, 2005 • 10:39 pm 0
>’HILLARY IN ’08’ SPOKESPERSON: ‘MS. RODHAM IS NOT MULLING A WHITE HOUSE RUN. SHE IS COMMITTED TO SERVING OUT ALL OF HER FUTURE SENATE TERMS’
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December 5, 2005 • 6:26 pm 0
>ISLAMIC CLERIC: VIRGIN SHORTAGE LOOMING IN PARADISE
December 2, 2005 • 4:35 pm 0
>FEDS TO EASE RESTRICTIONS ON ‘NON-LETHAL’ WEAPONS ON AIRLINES
December 1, 2005 • 10:48 pm 0
>DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS’ BABY SANTA NATIVITY SCENE DRAWS CROWD, IRE
December 1, 2005 • 2:10 pm 0
>CORPORATE RAIDER CARL ICAHN MAKES BID TO BUY MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY FOR $43.50 PER SHARE
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