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November 30, 2005 • 4:51 pm 0
>REPORT: SEN. CLINTON WALKS FINE LINE BETWEEN OPPOSING AMERICA AND WANTING TO BE ITS PRESIDENTRESS
November 30, 2005 • 4:42 pm 0
>NEW IPOD TO HOLD UP TO ONE TRILLION SONGS, DEPENDING ON FILE SIZE
November 30, 2005 • 3:24 pm 0
>BUSH: ‘VICTORY WILL COME WHEN IRAQ IS NO LONGER A SAFE HAVEN FOR IBERAL DEMOCRATS PLOTTING ATTACKS ON OUR NATION’
November 30, 2005 • 1:36 pm 0
>HOLIDAY RETAIL REPORT: POPULAR G.I. JOE DOLLS LOSING GROUND TO XBOX’S SOFT PORN VIDEO ‘GAME’ TITLES
November 30, 2005 • 12:23 am 0
>AL FRANKEN COMEDY GIG CANCELED DESPITE HILARIOUS ‘BUSH THE BABY LLER’ BIT
November 29, 2005 • 5:40 pm 0
>LIBERALS ARMOR-UP FOR BATTLES OVER ‘OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS SLANT’ ON HOLIDAY SEASON
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November 29, 2005 • 4:59 pm 0
>FLAVOR FLAV FAN CLUB RETRACTS BANKRUPTCY APPLICATION IN WAKE OF W MILLER BEER COMMERCIAL GIG
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November 29, 2005 • 4:43 pm 0
>REPORT: CHANUKWANZAMAS HOLIDAY SEASON NEARING ‘OFFENSELESS POLITICAL PERFECTION’
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November 29, 2005 • 3:31 pm 0
>TED TURNER: KIM JONG IL IS ‘NO DIFFERENT THAN YOU, ME, OR DR. PHIL’
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November 29, 2005 • 2:10 pm 0
>KERRY-EDWARDS BUMPER STICKERS REACH MONDALE-FERRARO STATUS
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November 28, 2005 • 10:11 pm 0
>RAMSEY CLARK: I CHOSE TO DEFEND SADDAM BECAUSE I MISSED OUT ON DEFENDING O.J., BUNDY, AND DAHMER
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November 27, 2005 • 5:11 pm 0
>NEW YORK TIMES: LITTLE-KNOWN BROADCASTER RUSH LIMBAUGH MAKING BIG WAVES
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November 26, 2005 • 1:33 am 0
>LAWYER IN SADDAM CASE DIES OF ‘NATURAL GUN WOUNDS’
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November 25, 2005 • 3:36 pm 0
>REPORT: ALAN COLMES TO RENOUNCE LIBERALISM ON HIS DEATH BED
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November 25, 2005 • 3:14 pm 0
>POLL: SHAPE OF CRANBERRY SAUCE STILL TRUMPS POLITICS AS PREFERRED THANKSGIVING DINNER DISCUSSION TOPIC
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November 25, 2005 • 3:05 pm 0
>BUSH MAKES THANKSGIVING CALL TO CINDY SHEEHAN ‘TO THANK HER FOR HER SERVICE’
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November 25, 2005 • 3:03 pm 0
>HAPPY HOLIDAYS: WAL-MART ASSAULTS, LOOTING WIDESPREAD
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November 23, 2005 • 11:48 pm 0
>EXPERT ON CHANCE OF BIRD FLU OCCURRING IN ANY OF 45 MILLION THANKSGIVING TURKEYS: ‘WE’LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE NOW, WON’T WE?’
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November 23, 2005 • 4:51 pm 0
>DNC CHAIR DEAN: SEN. KERRY’S ‘UNBELIEVABLE’ PERFORMANCE AS JURY FOREMAN PROVES HE WAS FIT FOR DUTY
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November 23, 2005 • 4:07 pm 0
>SYMPATHY VOTE CATAPULTS JOHN KERRY TO JURY FOREMAN SPOT
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November 23, 2005 • 2:33 pm 0
>VEGETARIANS REJECT NEW TURKEY-BASED TOFU-FLAVORED TURKEY
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November 23, 2005 • 2:04 pm 0
>SHERYL CROW WINS FOR ‘BEST ANTI-BUSH DIATRIBE’ AT AMERICAN MUSIC WARDS
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November 22, 2005 • 10:12 pm 0
>’REAL LIFE CHER’ MAKES CAMEO APPEARANCE IN NEW XBOX 360 GAME
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November 22, 2005 • 6:33 pm 0
>U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL TO ADDRESS THREAT FROM INTERNET POP-UP ADS
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November 22, 2005 • 4:14 pm 0
>CHRIS MATTHEWS: I’M NOT EVIL, YOU JUST HAVE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE
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November 21, 2005 • 9:12 pm 0
>CHENEY CALLS FOR ‘IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL’ OF DEMOCRATS FROM U.S. CONGRESS
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November 19, 2005 • 6:34 am 0
>LARRY FLYNT TAPPED TO SPEARHEAD DEMOCRAT’S FAMILY VALUES INITIATIVE
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November 18, 2005 • 8:50 pm 0
>IRAN REITERATES NUKES ARE FOR ‘OIL ENERGY PURPOSES ONLY’
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November 16, 2005 • 1:16 pm 0
>PUBLIC ED CZAR: FAILURE RATIOS WITHIN ‘ACCEPTABLE LEVELS’
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November 15, 2005 • 6:11 pm 0
>CHIRAC ‘REACHES OUT’ TO RIOTERS; OFFERS APOLOGIES, WEAPONS, LIGHTER FLUID IN EXCHANGE FOR PEACE
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November 15, 2005 • 5:45 pm 0
>SEN. KENNEDY PRESSED FOR EXIT STRATEGY FROM PALM BEACH BAR SCENE
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November 15, 2005 • 2:07 pm 0
>SUCCESSFUL CHEMO TREATMENT RIDS PHILADELPHIA EAGLES OF ‘ALL TRACES OF T.O.’
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November 15, 2005 • 1:44 pm 0
>BUSH IN CHINA, CRITICIZED FOR ‘HIDING’ DURING WESTERN HEMISPHERE’S NEWS CYCLES
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November 10, 2005 • 10:25 pm 0
>JEW IN SAUDI ARABIA RIOTS, CITES ‘INADEQUATE ASSIMILATION INTO HARDLINE ISLAMIC SOCIETY’
November 10, 2005 • 7:06 pm 0
>HUGO CHAVEZ ANNOUNCES BID FOR MASSACHUSETTS CONGRESSIONAL SEAT
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November 9, 2005 • 9:46 pm 0
>CNN MULLS RELEASING U.S. VERSION OF ITS CABLE NETWORK
November 9, 2005 • 8:33 pm 0
>SEN. DURBIN DENIES RESPONSIBILITY FOR JORDAN HOTEL ATTACKS
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November 9, 2005 • 8:03 pm 0
>G.O.P. MAY ‘SIT OUT’ ’08 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AFTER CRIPPLING LOSS OF TWO GOVERNORSHIPS
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November 9, 2005 • 5:07 pm 0
>FOX NEWS’ BREAKING NEWS JINGLE REACHES BILLBOARD TOP 10
November 7, 2005 • 6:47 pm 0
>HISTORY CHANNEL TO DOCUMENT LIVES OF PIRATES THAT ATTACKED TWIN TOWERS ON 9-11
November 7, 2005 • 6:00 pm 0
>FRANCE FALLS TO RIOTERS; SEN. KERRY CALLS FOR ‘PEACE IN OUR TIME’
November 7, 2005 • 2:00 am 0
>PROFIT-MOTIVATED STORES ALREADY DISPLAYING CHRISTMAS ’06 MERCHANDISE
November 7, 2005 • 1:58 am 0
>EXPERT: REAL ESTATE BUBBLE MAY HAVE BURST, FREE HOUSES STAYING ON MARKET LONGER
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November 7, 2005 • 1:54 am 0
>SEGA’S ‘DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 2K6’ FOR XBOX HITS SHELVES
November 5, 2005 • 9:08 am 0
>ABERCROMBIE & FITCH CALLS FOR BOYCOTT OF ‘MORAL PRUDES’
November 5, 2005 • 8:52 am 0
