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September 30, 2008 • 6:39 pm 0
>OBAMA DEFENDS LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR, INSISTS ENTIRE CANDIDACY IS ‘A MIND-NUMBINGLY HILARIOUS JOKE’
September 27, 2008 • 2:08 pm 0
>CONGRESSMAN BERNIE SANDERS EXTREME NEUROPATHY BLAMED ON WEEK-LONG STANDING OVATION AFTER AHMADINEJAD U.N. SPEECH
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September 27, 2008 • 8:57 am 0
>McCAIN’S CONSULTATION WITH WARREN BUFFETT ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED AT SAME HOTEL AS OBAMA-OPRAH ECONOMIC SUMMIT
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September 27, 2008 • 12:56 am 0
>CNN: OBAMA ‘COULD NOT HAVE PERFORMED MORE SPECTACULARLY’ IN DEBATE LATER TONIGHT
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September 26, 2008 • 8:33 pm 0
>BUSH PUSHES $1 TRILLION RESCUE PLAN FOR STALLED BAILOUT BILL
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September 26, 2008 • 8:06 pm 0
>SEN. OBAMA: DAVID KORESH MESSIAH CLAIMS ‘ABOVE MY PAY GRADE’
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September 26, 2008 • 8:05 pm 0
>OBAMA: DEBATE MUST GO ON DESPITE ENQUIRER’S WARNING OF EXTRATERRESTIAL ATTACK
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September 26, 2008 • 4:40 pm 0
>GUY PICKS UP LEHMAN BROTHERS IN $2 BOX AT YARD SALE
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September 26, 2008 • 3:58 pm 0
>OBAMA WILL SUSPEND CAMPAIGN, CALLS FOR DEBATE DELAY UNTIL RESCUE PLAN PUT IN PLACE FOR ‘NO TELEPROMPTER’ RULE
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September 25, 2008 • 4:36 pm 0
>BILL CLINTON: ‘HILLARY AND I COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE MORE DEVOTED TO GETTING OBAMA ELECTED EVEN IF McCAIN IS THE MUCH BETTER CANDIDATE’
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September 25, 2008 • 1:43 am 0
>LAST ‘END TIMES’ PROPHECY FULFILLED AS CNN.COM HOMEPAGE STORY PAINTS OBAMA IN LESS THAN ‘TOTALLY POSITIVE’ LIGHT
September 24, 2008 • 6:20 pm 0
>OBAMA BACKS OUT OF DEBATE OVER ‘NO TELEPROMPTER’ RULE
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September 24, 2008 • 11:35 am 0
>BARNEY FRANK TURNS ATTENTION FROM COLLAPSING FINANCIAL SYSTEM TO CLAY AIKEN OUTING
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September 24, 2008 • 11:22 am 0
>ATTACK ON McCAIN PROMPTS STANDING OVATION FROM MEDIA POOL AT OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE
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September 24, 2008 • 1:52 am 0
>LARRY KING ASKS AHMADINEJAD IF HE ‘WANTS TO HURT JEWS’ (PTD EDITOR’S NOTE TO WEBSITE ADMIN: REMOVE THIS ITEM – ENDED UP NOT BEING SATIRE)
September 24, 2008 • 1:48 am 0
>NY TIMES: SARAH PALIN’S FRIEND’S BROTHER CONSIDERED FANNIE MAE LOAN AS RECENT AS EIGHT YEARS AGO
September 23, 2008 • 11:35 pm 0
>LEAK: BIDEN-HILLARY ‘VP SWAP OUT’ SCHEDULED FOR THIS WEEKEND, DURING LULL IN NEWS CYCLE
September 23, 2008 • 10:39 pm 0
>IRAN’S AHMADINEJAD ADVISED TO BE ‘ON BIRTH CONTROL’ FOR LARRY KING INTERVIEW
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September 23, 2008 • 9:31 pm 0
>PALIN AND BIDEN CAMPAIGN TUESDAY, RAISE RECORD DOLLARS FOR McCAIN
September 23, 2008 • 11:24 am 0
>TEN DOLLAR DONATION BUMPS OBAMA’S HUT BROTHER INTO UNBEARABLE KENYAN TAX BRACKET
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September 23, 2008 • 11:07 am 0
>HAITI AND ETHIOPIA POOL FUNDS, EXTEND ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE TO U.S.
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September 23, 2008 • 10:58 am 0
>9-11 CONSPIRACY THEORISTS TURN INVESTIGATIVE SKEPTICISM TO EXISTENCE OF GRAVITY
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September 22, 2008 • 4:34 pm 0
>HALF OF SNL’S ‘DOZEN OR SO’ VIEWERS OFFENDED AT PALIN INCEST SKIT
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September 22, 2008 • 4:27 pm 0
>PALIN STUMPED WHEN ASKED TO NAME OBAMA’S RUNNING MATE
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September 21, 2008 • 2:11 am 0
>PILGRIMS FLOCK TO VIEW ‘IMAGE OF MARY’ MIRACLE IN CHURCH’S STAINED GLASS WINDOW
September 21, 2008 • 1:56 am 0
>CAMPAIGNING ‘COMEDIAN’ TURNED ‘POLITICIAN’ AL FRANKEN TELLS ‘HILARIOUS’ JOKE ABOUT BUSH KILLING IRAQI BABIES
September 19, 2008 • 6:42 pm 0
>HILLARY PLEDGES TO ‘RE-DOUBLE SUPPORT FOR OBAMA SOMETIME IN NOVEMBER’
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September 19, 2008 • 2:47 pm 0
>OBAMA BLASTS McCAIN FOR ‘NOT REACHING ACROSS PARTY LINES AND ENDORSING MY ECONOMIC PLAN’
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September 17, 2008 • 11:20 pm 0
>HILLARY CLINTON DIRECTS POST-NOMINATION LOSS RAGE ON CAMPAIGN LOGO DESIGNER
September 16, 2008 • 11:06 am 0
>MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS FIGHTS LESS WITH HUSBAND SINCE HE BEGAN USING TELEPROMPTER AT HOME, IN BEDROOM
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September 16, 2008 • 11:01 am 0
>WALL STREET EYES RECORD REBOUND ON POSSIBLE LIFE SENTENCE VERDICT FOR O.J.
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September 14, 2008 • 1:33 am 0
>OBAMA OFFERS TRUCE TO McCAIN, REQUESTS ELECTION BASED ON LAST MONTH’S POLLS
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September 14, 2008 • 12:51 am 0
>OBAMA ADDS ROBUST MYSPACE FRIENDS LIST TO OTHER QUALIFICATION FOR PRESIDENCY
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September 12, 2008 • 9:36 pm 0
>CAMPAIGNING OBAMA PULLS GROIN ON ATTEMPT AT HUMOR
September 12, 2008 • 7:10 pm 0
>OBAMA: McCAIN ISN’T FIT FOR PRESIDENCY BECAUSE HE’S NOT ON FACEBOOK
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September 12, 2008 • 6:44 pm 0
>OBAMA RESORTS TO INFLATING CAMPAIGN EVENT CROWD COUNTS BY INCLUDING PRO-PALIN, ANTI-OBAMA PROTESTERS
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September 11, 2008 • 2:02 pm 0
>SEN. OBAMA TO CARRY HAND-HELD TELEPROMPTER TODAY TO AVOID ANY ‘INAPPROPRIATE REMARKS’ ON 9-11 ANNIVERSARY
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September 11, 2008 • 12:39 pm 0
>ABC NEWS JOURNALIST MAKES LATERAL MOVE TO WORK ON OBAMA CAMPAIGN
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September 10, 2008 • 6:42 pm 0
>TELEPROMPTER-LESS OBAMA ACCIDENTALLY YELLS ‘FIRE’ IN CROWDED MOVIE THEATER
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September 10, 2008 • 4:17 pm 0
>CAMPAIGNING McCAIN LEAVES PALIN FOR SHORT BATHROOM BREAK, SUFFERS 2 POINT DIP IN POLLS
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September 10, 2008 • 2:04 pm 0
>BIG BANG MACHINE SUCCESSFULLY FAILS TO CREATE EARTH-SWALLOWING BLACK HOLE
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September 10, 2008 • 1:46 pm 0
>INEPT OBAMA CAMPAIGN SAYS ‘PIG LIPSTICK’ COMMENT WAS DIRECTED AT PALIN’S DAUGHTER, NOT PALIN
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September 9, 2008 • 10:19 pm 0
>SARAH PALIN ANSWERS OBAMA ‘EXPERIENCE’ QUESTION BY ORGANIZING SEVERAL COMMUNITIES DURING LUNCH BREAK
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September 9, 2008 • 9:42 pm 0
>SEN. OBAMA ATTEMPTS TO BOLSTER THIN RESUME WITH PREVIOUSLY-FORGOTTEN ’89 PING PONG MATCH WIN
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September 9, 2008 • 7:57 pm 0
>NO SPACE TO CAMPAIGN: SWELLING PALIN CROWDS THREATEN TO FORCE OBAMA BACK TO EUROPE
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September 9, 2008 • 4:23 pm 0
>OBAMA SUCCUMBS TO FAR-REACHING PALIN FEVER, FORGETS WHO HIS VICE PRESIDENT PICK WAS
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September 9, 2008 • 2:52 pm 0
>OBAMA MOTORCADE DELAYED IN OHIO BY LINE OF PALIN-McCAIN EVENT ATTENDEES STRETCHING INTO INDIANA
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September 9, 2008 • 11:50 am 0
>EMBARRASSED CHINA INSISTS NEGOTIATIONS SINCE 2003 WITH KIM JONG IL CARDBOARD CUTOUT ‘WERE STILL VERY PRODUCTIVE’
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September 8, 2008 • 1:24 pm 0
>NY TIMES DIGS UP USE OF INCORRECT FORK AT DINNER FROM SARAH PALIN’S PAST
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September 4, 2008 • 7:20 pm 0
>OBAMA CASTS ‘NOT PRESENT’ VOTE IN WAKE OF PALIN EXPLOSION
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