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December 30, 2010 • 4:18 pm 0
>MAN’S ‘BLESSING IN DISGUISE’ ENDS UP BEING HORRIBLE, TEN YEAR NIGHTMARE
December 29, 2010 • 12:45 am 0
>OBAMA PROMISES AIRLINE PASSENGERS BEER SUMMIT WITH GOD TO VENT WEATHER DELAY RAGE
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December 28, 2010 • 7:33 pm 0
>U.S. VOWS TO STOP INTERFERRING WITH IRAQ’S PLAN FOR ALL-OUT CIVIL WAR
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December 27, 2010 • 9:24 pm 0
>THOUSANDS NOW HAVING THEIR MAIL DELIVERED TO NEW YORK AREA AIRPORTS
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December 26, 2010 • 5:46 pm 0
>CHRISTMAS RECIPIENTS OF NEW P90secondsX ALREADY BACK TO COUCH
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December 24, 2010 • 12:35 pm 0
>NORAD CONTINUES LYING ABOUT SANTA’S POSITION, EXISTENCE
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December 23, 2010 • 4:52 pm 0
>DENNIS KUCINICH RAISES $14 IN HOPELESS 2012 BID FOR WHITE HOUSE
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December 22, 2010 • 11:41 pm 0
>POLL: NUMBER OF LIBERALS WHO BELIEVE BETHLEHEM STAR MARKED OBAMA BIRTH DOWN FROM 2007
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December 21, 2010 • 11:56 pm 0
>CHER AGREES TO DONATE POST-MORTEM SELF TO PLASTICS RECYCLING CENTER
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December 20, 2010 • 10:13 pm 0
>REPORT: MORE FAMILIES CELEBRATING HOLIDAYS WITH INTERFAMILIAL BEER PONG COMPETITIONS
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December 20, 2010 • 5:11 pm 0
>NEW SNOOPING PROGRAM PROOF THAT BUSH IS PULLING STRINGS OF PUPPET OBAMA ADMIN
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December 18, 2010 • 2:13 pm 0
>WAL-MART GREETERS OFFER ‘HAPPY CHANUKAH, KWAANZA, AND OTHER HOLIDAYS’ GREETING
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December 18, 2010 • 12:22 am 0
>CHILDREN READING THIS DEVESTATED TO FIND OUT SANTA NOT REAL
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December 15, 2010 • 12:32 am 0
>CARMEN ELECTRA’S WEDDING PLANS BOGGED DOWN BY DIVORCE PAPERWORK
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December 14, 2010 • 5:39 pm 0
>ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE MOVING ON TO FASTER, MORE MODERN HORSES
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December 14, 2010 • 12:02 am 0
>GLOBAL WARMING ALARMIST PROVIDES MUCH-NEEDED HOT AIR DURING FLORIDA’S SUB-ARCTIC FREEZE
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December 12, 2010 • 4:55 pm 0
>HOLLYWOOD CHARITY CONCERT FOR NEW YORK TIMES RAISES AWARENESS OF PAPER’S PLIGHT
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December 11, 2010 • 12:14 am 0
>CRISS ANGEL CLEANS OUT LAS VEGAS CASINOS, VANISHES
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December 8, 2010 • 6:11 pm 0
>OPRAH DENIES LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP WITH LOVER GAYLE
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December 8, 2010 • 1:01 pm 0
>NEW MONOPOLY GAME BOARD INCORPORATES PHONE FEATURE TO COMPETE WITH iPHONE
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December 7, 2010 • 9:34 pm 0
>CONGRESS SET TO VOTE ON ‘EVERYONE LEFT BEHIND’ BILL
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December 7, 2010 • 6:32 pm 0
>FED CHIEF CAUTIONS U.S. CITIZENS AGAINST HYSTERICALLY HOARDING FOOD SUPPLIES YET
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December 6, 2010 • 7:20 pm 0
>MILLIONS OF CHILDREN PREPARE TO CELEBRATE BIRTH OF SANTA CLAUS
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