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>NY TIMES DOES FAVOR FOR CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE JOHN McCAIN, BURIES CINDY SHEEHAN ENDORSEMENT ON PAGE A2

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>BRITNEY SPEARS DANGEROUSLY APPROACHES MICHAEL JACKSON STATUS

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>UNEMPLOYED STYLISTS FLOOD MARKET AFTER EDWARDS EXIT FROM RACE

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>OVER-MOTIVATED McCAIN VOWS TO FOLLOW ROMNEY ‘TO THE GATES OF HELL IF NEED BE’ TO SECURE NOMINATION

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>JOHN EDWARDS PROMISES ‘TO BEGIN REMOVING TROOPS FROM IRAQ AS SOON AS I WIN A PRIMARY OR SOMETHING’

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>OBAMA STANDS, APPLAUDS BUSH STATE OF THE UNION LINE ABOUT CRUMBLING CLINTON CANDIDACY

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>HILLARY CLINTON DOWNPLAYS HUSBAND’S ENDORSEMENT OF SEN. OBAMA

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>POLL: A FEW ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HUCKABEE’S ‘LACK OF MORMON BELIEFS’

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>ORLANDO SENTINEL ENDORSES DEMOCRATS CLINTON AND McCAIN

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>BILL, CHELSEA CLINTON JOIN THE CROWD OF DEMOCRATS ENDORSING SEN. OBAMA

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>GIULIANI DOWNPLAYS FOURTH PLACE SHOWING AMONG FIELD OF THREE

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>SEN. CLINTON MANAGES GIGANTIC SMILE AFTER CRUSHING SOUTH CAROLINA LOSS, SPRINGS BOTOX LEAK

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>HILLARY CLINTON ON A LIMB, ANSWERS QUESTION FROM ‘RANDOMLY PICKED CLINTON STAFFER’

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>McCAIN CLARIFIES POSITION ON TAX CUTS: I VOTED AGAINST BUSH’S TAX CUTS BEFORE I VOTED TO MAKE THEM PERMANENT’

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>McCAIN MUSTERS UP PRAISE FOR LIMBAUGH, SAYS ‘RUSH IS AN AGENT OF INTOLERANCE, BUT NOT A REALLY BAD ONE’

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>MEDIA SWOONS OVER BILL CLINTON’S ‘EXTRAORDINARILY EFFECTIVE ABILITY TO LIE’

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>BILL CLINTON CAMPAIGNS FOR WIFE IN SC, X-PREZ SAYS ‘I DON’T CARE WHAT IT TAKES, I’M GOING TO WIN THIS STATE’

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>HUCKABEE FINANCING HIS CAMPAIGN ON eBAY’ED GARAGE SALE ITEM SALES

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>TOM BRADY FOOT INJURY ‘A FACTOR, BUT NOT THE SOLE CAUSE’ OF STOCK MARKET JITTERS

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>BILL CLINTON: ‘I PERSONALLY WITNESSED VOTER SUPPRESSION AND A UFO’

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>CANDIDATES JOCKEY TO POSITION SELVES AS ‘LIFELONG FANS’ OF TODAY’S NFL GAME WINNERS

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>KUCINICH SUES NEVADA FOR ‘LACK OF VOTES FOR ME IN THAT STATE’

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>INCREASED UFO ACTIVITY FAILS TO STIMULATE KUCINICH POLL NUMBERS

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>KUCINICH ASKS FEDS TO INVESTIGATE SLOW PROGRESS OF PREVIOUS INVESTIGATION REQUESTS

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>GLOBAL WARMING ACTIVISTS: OUT-OF-SEASON SNOW STORM WAS PLANNED AT BUSH RANCH IN CRAWFORD

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>BAD MAKEUP JOB LEAVES PART OF SEN. CLINTON’S MOTHERBOARD EXPOSED DURING VEGAS DEBATE

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>JOHN EDWARDS TAKES A PIECE OF OBAMA’S PIE, SAYS HE’S ALSO ‘FOR CHANGE’

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>CLINTON ADVISOR SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL ARRESTED FOR ‘AGGRAVATED DWI’, SAYS BUSH AT FAULT

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>LEAK: SEN. CLINTON PLANNING ATTEMPT AT ‘HYSTERICAL SOBBING’ TO SAVE SOUTH CAROLINA POLL NUMBERS

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>GIULIANI CAMPAIGN MANAGER GETS RAISE, WILL RECEIVE EXTRA REAM OF COPY PAPER EACH MONTH

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>OBAMA WARNS STAFFERS OF POSSIBLE WMD ATTACK FROM CLINTON FORCES

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>DENNIS KUCINICH REQUESTS RECOUNT OF HIS 14 NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY VOTES, SAYS "SOMETHING’S NOT RIGHT, I HAVE 15 STAFFERS’

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>RON PAUL ACKNOWLEDGES DIFFERENCES WITH 9-11 CONSPIRACY NUTJOBS RUNNING HIS CAMPAIGN

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>REPORT: KERRY MADE COURTESY CALL TO ELIZABETH EDWARDS BEFORE ENDORSING OBAMA

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>RON PAUL SUGGESTS U.S. SURRENDER AFTER IRAN ATTACKS U.S. WARSHIPS WITH KAYAKS

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>MRS. BILL CLINTON WINS NH PRIMARY

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>HUCKABEE URGES ERADICATION OF THE IRS, ROMNEY

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>KUCINICH WINS IOWA CAUCUS VOTER

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>REPORT: SEN. CLINTON DOUBLES UP ON BOTOX TO MAINTAIN EAR-TO-EAR POST-IOWA GRIN

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>WEIRD IOWA CAUCUS PROCESS SET TO BEGIN

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>HUCKABEE, ROMNEY TO MEET ON DES MOINES STREET CORNER IN PAY-PER-VIEW SHOWDOWN

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>MIKE GRAVEL PICKS UP NEW SUPPORTER AFTER 5 DAY CAMPAIGN BLITZ ON SECOND LIFE

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>NY TIMES: HUCKABEE’S EYE LINE AND NOSE FORM ‘CROSS SHAPE’ IN NEW CAMPAIGN AD

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