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January 31, 2008 • 9:16 pm 0
>NY TIMES DOES FAVOR FOR CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE JOHN McCAIN, BURIES CINDY SHEEHAN ENDORSEMENT ON PAGE A2
January 31, 2008 • 3:06 pm 0
>BRITNEY SPEARS DANGEROUSLY APPROACHES MICHAEL JACKSON STATUS
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January 31, 2008 • 1:57 pm 0
>UNEMPLOYED STYLISTS FLOOD MARKET AFTER EDWARDS EXIT FROM RACE
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January 30, 2008 • 6:12 pm 0
>OVER-MOTIVATED McCAIN VOWS TO FOLLOW ROMNEY ‘TO THE GATES OF HELL IF NEED BE’ TO SECURE NOMINATION
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January 29, 2008 • 8:21 pm 0
>JOHN EDWARDS PROMISES ‘TO BEGIN REMOVING TROOPS FROM IRAQ AS SOON AS I WIN A PRIMARY OR SOMETHING’
January 29, 2008 • 12:32 pm 0
>OBAMA STANDS, APPLAUDS BUSH STATE OF THE UNION LINE ABOUT CRUMBLING CLINTON CANDIDACY
January 28, 2008 • 10:21 pm 0
>HILLARY CLINTON DOWNPLAYS HUSBAND’S ENDORSEMENT OF SEN. OBAMA
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January 28, 2008 • 8:18 pm 0
>POLL: A FEW ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HUCKABEE’S ‘LACK OF MORMON BELIEFS’
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January 28, 2008 • 5:41 pm 0
>ORLANDO SENTINEL ENDORSES DEMOCRATS CLINTON AND McCAIN
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January 27, 2008 • 7:01 pm 0
>BILL, CHELSEA CLINTON JOIN THE CROWD OF DEMOCRATS ENDORSING SEN. OBAMA
January 27, 2008 • 3:46 pm 0
>GIULIANI DOWNPLAYS FOURTH PLACE SHOWING AMONG FIELD OF THREE
January 27, 2008 • 3:49 am 0
>SEN. CLINTON MANAGES GIGANTIC SMILE AFTER CRUSHING SOUTH CAROLINA LOSS, SPRINGS BOTOX LEAK
January 27, 2008 • 3:47 am 0
>HILLARY CLINTON ON A LIMB, ANSWERS QUESTION FROM ‘RANDOMLY PICKED CLINTON STAFFER’
January 25, 2008 • 2:07 am 0
>McCAIN CLARIFIES POSITION ON TAX CUTS: I VOTED AGAINST BUSH’S TAX CUTS BEFORE I VOTED TO MAKE THEM PERMANENT’
January 25, 2008 • 2:06 am 0
>McCAIN MUSTERS UP PRAISE FOR LIMBAUGH, SAYS ‘RUSH IS AN AGENT OF INTOLERANCE, BUT NOT A REALLY BAD ONE’
January 24, 2008 • 6:13 pm 0
>MEDIA SWOONS OVER BILL CLINTON’S ‘EXTRAORDINARILY EFFECTIVE ABILITY TO LIE’
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January 23, 2008 • 11:45 pm 0
>BILL CLINTON CAMPAIGNS FOR WIFE IN SC, X-PREZ SAYS ‘I DON’T CARE WHAT IT TAKES, I’M GOING TO WIN THIS STATE’
January 23, 2008 • 1:02 am 0
>HUCKABEE FINANCING HIS CAMPAIGN ON eBAY’ED GARAGE SALE ITEM SALES
January 23, 2008 • 12:06 am 0
>TOM BRADY FOOT INJURY ‘A FACTOR, BUT NOT THE SOLE CAUSE’ OF STOCK MARKET JITTERS
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January 21, 2008 • 4:29 pm 0
>BILL CLINTON: ‘I PERSONALLY WITNESSED VOTER SUPPRESSION AND A UFO’
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January 20, 2008 • 10:38 pm 0
>CANDIDATES JOCKEY TO POSITION SELVES AS ‘LIFELONG FANS’ OF TODAY’S NFL GAME WINNERS
January 20, 2008 • 12:47 am 0
>KUCINICH SUES NEVADA FOR ‘LACK OF VOTES FOR ME IN THAT STATE’
January 18, 2008 • 1:20 am 0
>INCREASED UFO ACTIVITY FAILS TO STIMULATE KUCINICH POLL NUMBERS
January 18, 2008 • 1:10 am 0
>KUCINICH ASKS FEDS TO INVESTIGATE SLOW PROGRESS OF PREVIOUS INVESTIGATION REQUESTS
January 18, 2008 • 1:08 am 0
>GLOBAL WARMING ACTIVISTS: OUT-OF-SEASON SNOW STORM WAS PLANNED AT BUSH RANCH IN CRAWFORD
January 16, 2008 • 2:25 am 0
>BAD MAKEUP JOB LEAVES PART OF SEN. CLINTON’S MOTHERBOARD EXPOSED DURING VEGAS DEBATE
January 16, 2008 • 2:22 am 0
>JOHN EDWARDS TAKES A PIECE OF OBAMA’S PIE, SAYS HE’S ALSO ‘FOR CHANGE’
January 14, 2008 • 1:20 am 0
>CLINTON ADVISOR SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL ARRESTED FOR ‘AGGRAVATED DWI’, SAYS BUSH AT FAULT
January 12, 2008 • 2:47 pm 1
>LEAK: SEN. CLINTON PLANNING ATTEMPT AT ‘HYSTERICAL SOBBING’ TO SAVE SOUTH CAROLINA POLL NUMBERS
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January 11, 2008 • 11:13 pm 0
>GIULIANI CAMPAIGN MANAGER GETS RAISE, WILL RECEIVE EXTRA REAM OF COPY PAPER EACH MONTH
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January 11, 2008 • 5:56 pm 0
>OBAMA WARNS STAFFERS OF POSSIBLE WMD ATTACK FROM CLINTON FORCES
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January 11, 2008 • 4:13 pm 0
>DENNIS KUCINICH REQUESTS RECOUNT OF HIS 14 NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY VOTES, SAYS "SOMETHING’S NOT RIGHT, I HAVE 15 STAFFERS’
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January 11, 2008 • 2:33 am 0
>RON PAUL ACKNOWLEDGES DIFFERENCES WITH 9-11 CONSPIRACY NUTJOBS RUNNING HIS CAMPAIGN
January 10, 2008 • 6:00 pm 0
>REPORT: KERRY MADE COURTESY CALL TO ELIZABETH EDWARDS BEFORE ENDORSING OBAMA
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January 9, 2008 • 11:08 pm 0
>RON PAUL SUGGESTS U.S. SURRENDER AFTER IRAN ATTACKS U.S. WARSHIPS WITH KAYAKS
January 4, 2008 • 12:40 pm 0
>REPORT: SEN. CLINTON DOUBLES UP ON BOTOX TO MAINTAIN EAR-TO-EAR POST-IOWA GRIN
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January 2, 2008 • 8:54 pm 0
>HUCKABEE, ROMNEY TO MEET ON DES MOINES STREET CORNER IN PAY-PER-VIEW SHOWDOWN
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January 2, 2008 • 4:36 pm 0
>MIKE GRAVEL PICKS UP NEW SUPPORTER AFTER 5 DAY CAMPAIGN BLITZ ON SECOND LIFE
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January 1, 2008 • 11:46 pm 0
>NY TIMES: HUCKABEE’S EYE LINE AND NOSE FORM ‘CROSS SHAPE’ IN NEW CAMPAIGN AD
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