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September 29, 2007 • 4:58 pm 0
>LAWMAKER VISIBLE IN BACKGROUND OF PRESIDENTIAL PHOTO OP USES PIC TO SHOWCASE HIS POWERFUL STATUS
September 29, 2007 • 4:48 pm 0
>DYED BEARD LANDS BIN LADEN TOP HONORS AT CANNES FASHION FESTIVAL
September 28, 2007 • 12:34 am 0
>KEITH OLBERMANN ASKED TO TURN OVER BLUE GAP SUIT COAT AFTER INTERVIEW WITH BILL CLINTON
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September 28, 2007 • 12:26 am 0
>POLL: HALF OF AMERICANS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT CLINTON CANDIDACY IS ‘REAL’; MOST THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING PUNKED
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September 27, 2007 • 11:48 pm 0
>PARIS HILTON TO FIGHT RWANDAN STARVATION WITH SERIES OF PHOTO OPS
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September 27, 2007 • 11:41 pm 0
>BILL CLINTON ADMITS INHALATION AT SNOOP DOG BIRTHDAY PARTY
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September 27, 2007 • 11:36 pm 0
>DUCT TAPE, BAND-AID SALES SOAR ON FEARS OF THERMONUCLEAR APOCOLYPSE
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September 27, 2007 • 11:51 am 0
>MODERATE DEMOCRATS URGE ‘PHASED REDEPLOYMENT’ OF MOVEON.ORG MEDIA TEAM
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September 27, 2007 • 2:20 am 0
>’MISERY’ SAGA UNFOLDS AS JOHN McCAIN FORCES RICK WARREN TO PEN ‘PURPOSE DRIVEN CANDIDACY’
September 26, 2007 • 7:38 pm 0
>BILL CLINTON AND AL GORE MEND RELATIONSHIP AFTER EIGHT YEAR SEPARATION
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September 26, 2007 • 7:18 pm 0
>LIBERALS URGE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO ADDRESS ‘PHENOMENON OF HETEROSEXUALITY’ IN U.S.
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September 26, 2007 • 1:10 am 0
>MICHAEL VICK TO ‘FEMINIZE’ IMAGE TO COURT METROSEXUAL JURY, HIRES SEN. EDWARDS’ SALONIST
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September 25, 2007 • 3:22 pm 0
>DRUDGE : BUSH QUIETLY RUNNING CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
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September 24, 2007 • 7:30 pm 0
>TED KENNEDY’S SPEECHWRITER ACCIDENTALLY FALLS OUT OF AHMADINEJAD’S ATTACHE CASE
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September 24, 2007 • 7:21 pm 0
>COLUMBIA STUDENTS SHOUT DOWN SILENT BUSH SUPPORTER LISTENING TO AHMADINEJAD SPEECH
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September 24, 2007 • 7:11 pm 0
>COLUMBIA PREZ BOLLINGER SAVES FACE, CALLS AHMADINEJAD ‘JUST AN OK GUY’
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September 22, 2007 • 1:42 am 0
>HILLARY CLINTON SLIPS WITH CABINET PREVIEW: ‘IT’S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU’LL HATE’
September 21, 2007 • 11:44 pm 0
>CASTRO VIDEO PROVES HE’S ALIVE AND WELL ON PLANET EARTH
September 21, 2007 • 4:48 pm 0
>APPLE TO INTRODUCE MUSIC PLAYING, WEB BROWSING, TEXT MESSAGING DEVICE FITTED WITH VOICE-BASED COMMUNICATION ABILITY
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September 21, 2007 • 4:42 pm 0
>SPINELESS GOP LAWMAKERS BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT ‘REGRESSIVES’ MONIKER
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September 21, 2007 • 2:24 am 0
>MRS. JOHN EDWARDS PROTECTS HUSBAND FROM MALL HOOLIGANS
September 21, 2007 • 2:21 am 0
>SNOOP DOG OFFICIALLY CHANGES PRIMARY RESIDENCE TO SANTA ANA COURTHOUSE
September 21, 2007 • 12:50 am 0
>SEN. SCHUMER (D-NY) OFFERS TO CATER AHMADINEJAD’S WREATH-LAYING EVENT GROUND ZERO
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September 21, 2007 • 12:48 am 0
>MEDIA EXPOSURE FROM TASER INCIDENT HAS SEN. KERRY BACK ON BOTOX, EYE LINER
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September 21, 2007 • 12:45 am 0
>O.J. HEADS BACK TO FL TO CONTINUE SEARCH FOR NICOLE’S KILLER IN MIAMI BEACH NIGHTCLUBS
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September 21, 2007 • 12:14 am 0
>FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN’S BOYFRIEND’S WIFE HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN RIPS GIULIANI’S ‘INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ONE WOMAN’
September 21, 2007 • 12:02 am 0
>JENA 6 PROTEST CROWD SETS SIGHTS ON FREEING CHARLES MANSON
September 20, 2007 • 5:24 pm 0
>NYPD OFFERS AHMADINEJAD HANNIBAL LECTER GURNEY FOR GROUND ZERO VISIT
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September 20, 2007 • 3:05 pm 0
>CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATING SURPASSED BY FAVORABILITY OF NEW COKE
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September 19, 2007 • 4:32 pm 0
>SIMPSON’S BAIL CONDITIONS INCLUDE SURRENDER OF PASSPORT, FAKE MUSTACHE AND WHITEFACE PAINT
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September 19, 2007 • 3:21 pm 0
>O.J. ATTORNEY EXITS COURTHOUSE IN OSCAR DE LA RENTA, IS WALKING TOWARD SUV… DETAILS TO COME
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September 19, 2007 • 3:19 pm 0
>BARACK OBAMA EVENT CROWDS THIN AS ‘FREE O.J.’ CROWD MIGRATES TO VEGAS FOR TRIAL
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September 19, 2007 • 1:26 pm 0
>HIMALAYAN MOUNTAINS SCOURED FOR UNBIASED O.J. JURORS
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September 19, 2007 • 12:07 pm 0
>VEGAS POLICE REBUFF O.J.’S REQUEST TO HAVE ANNIE LEIBOVITZ TAKE MUG SHOT
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September 19, 2007 • 2:46 am 0
>O.J. INSTRUCTS ATTORNEYS TO ANGLE FOR LIFE IN PRISON AT CHIC WHITE COLLAR GOLF CLUB DETENTION ESTATE
September 19, 2007 • 1:42 am 0
>MAN SHOT DEAD BY POLICE AFTER ASKING SEN. KERRY ABOUT TAZING INCIDENT
September 18, 2007 • 8:31 pm 0
>BUSH TO ACCLIMATE AMERICANS TO HILLARY HEALTHCARE BY DOUBLING TAXES IN LAST TERM
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September 17, 2007 • 9:21 pm 0
>BIN LADEN’S NEW ‘OSAMACARE’ TERROR PROGRAM IS BAD TIMING FOR BARACK OBAMA’S HEALTHCARE PLAN ROLLOUT
September 16, 2007 • 11:45 pm 0
>RAPPER KAYNE WEST COMPLAINS ABOUT LACK OF EMMY NOMINATIONS, SAYS ‘TV PRODUCERS HATE BLACK PEOPLE’
September 16, 2007 • 9:53 pm 0
>McCAIN SPOKESVOLUNTEER: LOST STREETWALKERS WANDERING INTO CAMPAIGN EVENTS WILL BE COUNTED AS ATTENDEES
September 15, 2007 • 7:31 pm 0
>TWELVE PGA PROFESSIONALS CONCEDE REST OF TOUR TO TIGER
September 15, 2007 • 2:40 am 0
>DEMOCRATS ATTACK, BASH, AND CRITICIZE REPUBLICANS FOR A BUNCH OF STUFF
September 15, 2007 • 12:27 am 0
>SEN. CLINTON RESPONDS TO GIULIANI COMMERCIAL WITH WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH
September 14, 2007 • 9:19 pm 0
>HILLARY CLINTON TO PROPOSE FREE HEALTHCARE TO HYPER-OVERTAXED GOVERNMENT SLAVES
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September 14, 2007 • 8:52 pm 0
>RATINGS-POOR MSNBC ATTEMPTS TO BAIT O.J. INTO BRONCO CHASE SEQUEL
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September 14, 2007 • 7:28 pm 0
>O.J. SIMPSON SLITHERS BACK INTO NEWS CYCLE WITH THEFT OF O.J. SIMPSON MEMORABILIA
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September 14, 2007 • 5:49 pm 0
>McDONALD’S COMMITS TO LEAD-FREE BIG MACS BY 2012
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September 14, 2007 • 3:09 pm 0
>BRITNEY SPEARS DROPPED FROM ANNUAL BEST UNDRESSED LIST
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September 13, 2007 • 11:48 pm 0
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