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October 29, 2009 • 12:16 pm 0
>WAL-MART RESPONDS TO HEALTHCARE REFORM BY OFFERING CASKETS ON WEBSITE
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October 28, 2009 • 2:28 pm 0
>GIBBS: ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS SESSION FINALLY SCHEDULED TO DETERMINE AFGHAN STRATEGY DECISION
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October 27, 2009 • 10:46 pm 0
>ROCKETS RAIN ON NORTHERN ISRAEL; OBAMA CALLS HEZBOLLAH ROCKET CREW TO BEER SUMMIT
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October 27, 2009 • 2:33 pm 0
>DISTANT CLOUD DELAYS LAUNCH OF $50 BILLION NASA ROCKET
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October 23, 2009 • 3:40 pm 0
>REPORT: INADEQUATE PROVISIONS IN HEALTHCARE BILL FOR EXPLOSION OF .99 CENT BURGER DEALS
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October 22, 2009 • 7:16 pm 0
>MICROSOFT SCRAMBLES TO ROLL OUT WINDOWS 8 IN RESPONSE TO WINDOWS 7 BUGS
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October 21, 2009 • 4:26 pm 0
>FREAKED-OUT TEEN RELIEVED TO DISCOVER THAT SAW CHARACTER IN ROOM WAS ONLY RECENTLY-PURCHASED SAW CHARACTER MASK
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October 20, 2009 • 8:04 pm 0
>FOX NEWS DRONE REPORTS BACK ON WHITE HOUSE TROOP FORMATIONS
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October 20, 2009 • 7:21 pm 0
>AGING McCAIN LASHES OUT AT SOVIETS, COMMUNIST EAST GERMANY
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October 20, 2009 • 3:22 pm 0
>FLOUNDERING T-MOBILE CLAIMS ‘NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL? THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT’ IN NEW AD
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October 19, 2009 • 11:21 pm 0
>OBAMA ASSURES DNC THAT SENIORS WON’T REMEMBER 2009 BY 2012 ELECTIONS
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October 17, 2009 • 3:31 pm 0
>MIKE TYSON SCRAPS COMEBACK PLANS AFTER WATCHING REVEALING MIKE TYSON DOCUMENTARY
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October 16, 2009 • 4:31 pm 0
>STUDY: COMPUTER NERDS NOW GETTING ALL THE MONEY, CHICKS
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October 14, 2009 • 7:55 pm 0
>SUSPENSION LIFTED OVER CUB SCOUT SPORK; STUBBORN SCHOOL BOARD SAYS ‘FINE, WE’LL ALLOW GUNS IN THE SCHOOL’
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October 14, 2009 • 4:23 pm 0
>PALESTINIANS, ISRAELIS TO SETTLE DIFFERENCES IN WII TENNIS TOURNAMENT
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October 11, 2009 • 9:36 pm 0
>WITH TOILET PAPER FUNDING DRIED UP, CINDY SHEEHAN RETIRES FROM CRAWFORD PROTEST
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October 11, 2009 • 9:36 pm 0
>SOME CALIFORNIANS REMAIN IN STATE AS RAT POPULATION FLEES TO SAFETY
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October 10, 2009 • 3:02 am 0
>NASA’S ATTEMPT TO BLOW MOON UP FAILS TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM UNDESERVED NOBEL PRIZE
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October 9, 2009 • 10:52 pm 0
>NOBEL PRIZE-LESS HILLARY CLINTON MEETING WITH THE PRESIDENT OF NAURU
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October 9, 2009 • 1:57 pm 0
>OBAMA LANDS NOBEL PRIZE FOR SUPPORT OF IRAN’S PEACEFUL NUCLEAR ENERGY EFFORTS
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October 8, 2009 • 5:31 pm 0
>SAUDIS MULL SELLING SAND AS WORLD REDUCES FOSSIL FUEL USAGE
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October 8, 2009 • 1:59 am 0
>NEW BARNEY FRANK INTERN NERVOUS BECAUSE HE’S TOTALLY NOT GAY
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October 6, 2009 • 10:04 pm 0
>BRAZIL CLEARS 10,000 ACRES OF RAIN FOREST FOR NEW GREEN OLYMPIC VENUE
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October 6, 2009 • 3:32 pm 0
>NETWORKS VYING FOR INEVITABLE JON GOSSELIN-JOEY BUTTAFUOCO PAY-PER-VIEW BOXING MATCH
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October 5, 2009 • 11:48 am 0
>OVERWHELMED POPE NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN CONDEMNING
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October 2, 2009 • 6:09 pm 0
>OLYMPIC COMMITTEE BEING FITTED FOR CONCRETE SHOES AFTER DISSING CHICAGO
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October 2, 2009 • 4:00 pm 0
>BIDS TO HOST 2016 OLYMPICS IGNORE 2012 END OF WORLD
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October 1, 2009 • 6:05 pm 0
>MULTI-MILLIONAIRE CAPITALIST MICHAEL MOORE SET TO RELEASE NEW MOVIE
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October 1, 2009 • 5:21 pm 0
>OPRAH ANONYMOUSLY FUNDS CHARITY ‘WITH MY OWN MONEY’
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