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June 30, 2011 • 1:00 pm Comments Off on JOSE BAEZ FINALLY SWAYED BY STATE’S EVIDENCE, CAN’T BELIEVE CASEY LIED TO HIM
JOSE BAEZ FINALLY SWAYED BY STATE’S EVIDENCE, CAN’T BELIEVE CASEY LIED TO HIM
June 30, 2011 • 4:53 am Comments Off on ROY KRONK JUST WANTING TO GET BACK TO BUSCH LIGHT AND BEEF JERKY STICKS ON COUCH
ROY KRONK JUST WANTING TO GET BACK TO BUSCH LIGHT AND BEEF JERKY STICKS ON COUCH
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June 30, 2011 • 4:50 am Comments Off on ROY KRONK EMBARRASSED THAT HOUSEHOLD NAME IS ROY KRONK
ROY KRONK EMBARRASSED THAT HOUSEHOLD NAME IS ROY KRONK
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June 30, 2011 • 1:18 am Comments Off on CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL COVERAGE ECLIPSES NEWS OF WORLD WAR III START
CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL COVERAGE ECLIPSES NEWS OF WORLD WAR III START
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June 25, 2011 • 2:53 am Comments Off on FEDERAL RESERVE TO ALLOW AUDIT OF ITS BON JOVI MEMORABILIA COLLECTION
FEDERAL RESERVE TO ALLOW AUDIT OF ITS BON JOVI MEMORABILIA COLLECTION
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June 24, 2011 • 2:12 am Comments Off on JOSE BAEZ CAUGHT GOOGLING ‘HOW TO STAGE A DEFENSE’ DURING CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL
JOSE BAEZ CAUGHT GOOGLING ‘HOW TO STAGE A DEFENSE’ DURING CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL
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June 23, 2011 • 1:20 am Comments Off on BAEZ SMARTPHONE SEARCH HISTORY FILLED WITH DICTIONARY QUERIES FOR WORDS ASHTON USED
BAEZ SMARTPHONE SEARCH HISTORY FILLED WITH DICTIONARY QUERIES FOR WORDS ASHTON USED
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June 20, 2011 • 5:03 pm Comments Off on BAEZ WALKING AROUND DOWNTOWN ORLANDO LOOKING FOR NEW WITNESSES
BAEZ WALKING AROUND DOWNTOWN ORLANDO LOOKING FOR NEW WITNESSES
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June 19, 2011 • 9:57 pm Comments Off on RORY MCILROY INHERITS ALL OF TIGER’S ‘GET IN THE HOLE’ IDIOTS
RORY MCILROY INHERITS ALL OF TIGER’S ‘GET IN THE HOLE’ IDIOTS
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June 18, 2011 • 5:42 am Comments Off on JOSE BAEZ TO READ DICTIONARY, PHONE BOOK, INTERNET IN ATTEMPT TO ‘FILIBUSTER’ FAILED DEFENSE
JOSE BAEZ TO READ DICTIONARY, PHONE BOOK, INTERNET IN ATTEMPT TO ‘FILIBUSTER’ FAILED DEFENSE
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June 16, 2011 • 9:57 pm Comments Off on JUDGE PERRY DENIES BAEZ REQUEST TO ALLOW FISTFIGHT WITH ASHTON
JUDGE PERRY DENIES BAEZ REQUEST TO ALLOW FISTFIGHT WITH ASHTON
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June 16, 2011 • 1:00 am Comments Off on JUDGE PERRY DENIES MISTRIAL MOTION ON BAEZ CLAIM THAT ‘I JUST SUCK AT THIS WHOLE LAWYER THING’
JUDGE PERRY DENIES MISTRIAL MOTION ON BAEZ CLAIM THAT ‘I JUST SUCK AT THIS WHOLE LAWYER THING’
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June 16, 2011 • 12:04 am Comments Off on JOHN EDWARDS MUG SHOT PRECEDED BY TWO WEEK-LONG SALON SESSION
JOHN EDWARDS MUG SHOT PRECEDED BY TWO WEEK-LONG SALON SESSION
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June 15, 2011 • 11:40 pm Comments Off on HECKLERS THE ONLY ONES NOW ATTENDING OBAMA SPEECHES
HECKLERS THE ONLY ONES NOW ATTENDING OBAMA SPEECHES
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June 14, 2011 • 5:37 pm Comments Off on CASEY ANTHONY OPTS FOR DEATH PENALTY INSTEAD OF TAKING STAND TO BE ‘QUESTIONED BY THAT BLONDE LAWYER’
CASEY ANTHONY OPTS FOR DEATH PENALTY INSTEAD OF TAKING STAND TO BE ‘QUESTIONED BY THAT BLONDE LAWYER’
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June 13, 2011 • 11:40 pm Comments Off on SPIDERMAN MUSICAL CLAIMS ANOTHER FEW DOZEN LIVES
SPIDERMAN MUSICAL CLAIMS ANOTHER FEW DOZEN LIVES
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June 12, 2011 • 5:36 pm Comments Off on SEACHES FOR ‘CHLOROFORM’ AND ‘HOW TO GET TO ANDREW BREITBART’S HOUSE’ FOUND ON WEINER’S COMPUTER
SEACHES FOR ‘CHLOROFORM’ AND ‘HOW TO GET TO ANDREW BREITBART’S HOUSE’ FOUND ON WEINER’S COMPUTER
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June 11, 2011 • 4:05 pm Comments Off on OBAMA ADDS $5 A DAY CASEY ANTHONY JURY TO U.S. EMPLOYMENT TOTALS
OBAMA ADDS $5 A DAY CASEY ANTHONY JURY TO U.S. EMPLOYMENT TOTALS
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June 11, 2011 • 1:29 pm Comments Off on RECOMPOSED CASEY ANTHONY RETURNS TO NORMAL BAFFLED MONKEY FACE
RECOMPOSED CASEY ANTHONY RETURNS TO NORMAL BAFFLED MONKEY FACE
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June 10, 2011 • 10:22 pm Comments Off on NEW YORK TIMES: PALIN EMAIL HAS MISSPELLED EMOTICON
NEW YORK TIMES: PALIN EMAIL HAS MISSPELLED EMOTICON
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June 10, 2011 • 5:11 pm Comments Off on CRUISE SHIP CAPTAIN, HEAD BLACKJACK DEALER BOTH DECLINE GINGRICH OFFER TO MANAGE HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
CRUISE SHIP CAPTAIN, HEAD BLACKJACK DEALER BOTH DECLINE GINGRICH OFFER TO MANAGE HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
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June 9, 2011 • 11:38 pm Comments Off on WEINER INSISTS HE’LL REMAIN IN CONGRESS FOR ANOTHER FEW MINUTES OR SO
WEINER INSISTS HE’LL REMAIN IN CONGRESS FOR ANOTHER FEW MINUTES OR SO
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June 9, 2011 • 10:34 pm Comments Off on MORAL, MARRIED, AND MONOGAMOUS CONGRESSMAN QUESTIONED ABOUT ‘ABNORMAL BEHAVIOR’
MORAL, MARRIED, AND MONOGAMOUS CONGRESSMAN QUESTIONED ABOUT ‘ABNORMAL BEHAVIOR’
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June 9, 2011 • 12:13 am Comments Off on CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL GROUPIE IS IN GREAT POSITION FOR LAST ROW BALCONY SEAT, BUT STILL JOBLESS
CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL GROUPIE IS IN GREAT POSITION FOR LAST ROW BALCONY SEAT, BUT STILL JOBLESS
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June 8, 2011 • 11:42 pm Comments Off on ENTIRE HEAT TEAM NOW SICK AFTER NOWITZKI SLOBBER ATTACK
ENTIRE HEAT TEAM NOW SICK AFTER NOWITZKI SLOBBER ATTACK
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June 7, 2011 • 9:57 pm Comments Off on FEDS DROP HAZMAT TENT OVER WEINER’S TWITTER ACCOUNT
FEDS DROP HAZMAT TENT OVER WEINER’S TWITTER ACCOUNT
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June 5, 2011 • 3:55 pm Comments Off on DESPITE BANK ADS, NO ONE REALLY PAYING BILLS FROM LAPTOP ON BEACH, OR WHILE MOUNTAIN CLIMBING
DESPITE BANK ADS, NO ONE REALLY PAYING BILLS FROM LAPTOP ON BEACH, OR WHILE MOUNTAIN CLIMBING
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June 4, 2011 • 6:26 pm Comments Off on OBAMA TELLS COUNTRY TO QUIT WHINING OR HE’LL GIVE US SOMETHING TO REALLY CRY ABOUT
OBAMA TELLS COUNTRY TO QUIT WHINING OR HE’LL GIVE US SOMETHING TO REALLY CRY ABOUT
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June 4, 2011 • 3:54 am Comments Off on EXCITING NEW CACHE OF TEXAS OIL BLOWN ALREADY
EXCITING NEW CACHE OF TEXAS OIL BLOWN ALREADY
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June 1, 2011 • 12:59 am Comments Off on AWESOME COUPONER JUST OUTRIGHT BUYS GROCERY STORE, GETS MONEY BACK
AWESOME COUPONER JUST OUTRIGHT BUYS GROCERY STORE, GETS MONEY BACK
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