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July 31, 2007 • 1:45 pm 0
>GLOBAL WARMING SPAWNS TROPICAL DEPRESSION SET TO BATTER NORTH POLE
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July 30, 2007 • 8:10 pm 0
>FEMINISTS FAIL TO CRITICIZE HILLARY CLINTON FOR LETTING BOOBS HANG OUT IN SENATE CHAMBER
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July 30, 2007 • 1:53 am 0
>RELIEF AS GAS PRICES PLUMMET TO 3RD CENT DECREASE IN AS MANY WEEKS
July 30, 2007 • 1:51 am 0
>BUSH MEETS NEW BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, PRETENDS TO LIKE HIM AS MUCH AS BLAIR
July 27, 2007 • 5:01 pm 0
>NASA IMPLEMENTS DESIGNATED DRIVER PROGRAM FOR SPACE SHUTTLE
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July 27, 2007 • 12:00 pm 0
>DENNIS KUCINICH PUTS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN ON HOLD TO ATTEND SAN FRAN COMIC BOOK CONVENTION
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July 26, 2007 • 10:01 pm 0
>ROMNEY CRITICIZES OBAMA’S DESIRE TO BED TYRANNICAL DICTATORS, ENDORSES SEN. CLINTON
July 26, 2007 • 11:44 am 0
>BUSH’S WARRANTLESS ‘SPY PROGRAM’ NETS PHILANDERING LIBRARIAN IN WICHITA
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July 25, 2007 • 11:39 pm 0
>LINDSAY LOHAN’S PUBLICIST DIES FROM EXHAUSTION AT AGE 34
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July 25, 2007 • 2:27 pm 0
>OBAMA BACKPEDALS, SAYS DISCUSSIONS WITH ANTI-AMERICAN TYRANTS ‘MAY INCLUDE A LOT OF YELLING’
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July 24, 2007 • 5:13 pm 0
>JOHN EDWARDS CLAIMS HE’S ‘WOMAN ENOUGH’ TO BE PRESIDENT
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July 24, 2007 • 1:39 pm 0
>LINDSAY LOHAN ARRESTED DUI WITH COKE, HEROIN, METH AND POT AGAIN
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July 24, 2007 • 12:44 am 0
>DENNIS KUCINICH REVEALS $75 NET WORTH DURING YOUTUBE DEBATE
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July 23, 2007 • 8:45 pm 0
>DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM APPROACH L.A. MARRIAGE LENGTH RECORD
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July 23, 2007 • 11:52 am 0
>REPORT: PENTAGON USING WAR ON TERROR AS RECRUITING TOOL
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July 21, 2007 • 2:09 am 0
>NY TIMES RETRACTS HARRY POTTER LEAK AFTER REALIZATION THAT NATIONAL DEFENSE WASN’T COMPROMISED
July 20, 2007 • 5:17 pm 0
>DEMS FEAR CHENEY PLANS TO COLONIZE MORE OIL-RICH COUNTRIES DURING BUSH COLONOSCOPY
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July 19, 2007 • 12:48 pm 0
>BUSH KNOCKS NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE ESTIMATE FOR FAILING TO IDENTIFY ‘INCREASING THREAT FROM CONGRESS’
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July 18, 2007 • 3:16 pm 0
>BUSH ENDORSES CREATION OF PALESTINIAN TERRORIST STATE
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July 18, 2007 • 11:55 am 0
>AL QUEDA MILITANTS EXHAUSTED AFTER LATE-NIGHT TACTICS DEBATE
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July 17, 2007 • 10:29 pm 0
>’NONE OF THE ABOVE’ GAINS IN GOP POLLS, MAYOR GUILIANI CLOSE SECOND
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July 17, 2007 • 7:59 pm 0
>HILLARY DENIES KNOWLEDGE OF JUANITA BRODDERICK AND ‘THAT GUY’ BILL CLINTON
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July 17, 2007 • 2:48 pm 0
>DEMS ATTRIBUTE RECENT DOW SURGE TO ECONOMIC POLICIES OF CARTER, CLINTON ADMINS
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July 16, 2007 • 3:57 pm 0
>JOHN McCAIN BOUNCES CHECK DRAWN TO PAY FOR AD IN THE THRIFTY NICKEL CLASSIFIEDS MAG
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July 16, 2007 • 12:12 am 0
>REMAINING McCAIN STAFF MEMBER INSISTS RAMEN-NOODLE-ONLY DIET WAS HIS CHOICE
July 15, 2007 • 10:59 pm 0
>SOCCER FAILS TO GO MAINSTREAM IN U.S. DESPITE ARRIVAL OF POSH SPICE
July 13, 2007 • 7:10 pm 0
>DENNIS KUCINICH ENRAGED AT CLINTON-EDWARDS PLAN TO BAR ‘INSIGNIFICANT LOSERS’ FROM PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES
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July 13, 2007 • 3:38 pm 0
>SIZE OF BECKHAMS ARRIVAL HYPE NEARS MICHAEL MOORE WEIGHT LEVELS
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July 12, 2007 • 11:34 pm 0
>McCAIN DENIES MONEY WOES, SAYS CARPOOLING ON BICYCLES IS ‘MY STAFF’S CONTRIBUTION TO ENVIRONMENT CARE’
July 12, 2007 • 11:24 pm 0
>CNN: CLINTON ECONOMIC POLICIES EFFECT 300 POINT DOW GAIN
July 12, 2007 • 12:34 pm 0
>NEWS OF PENDING AL QUEDA DOOMSDAY ATTACK INTERFERES WITH PARIS HILTON MAKEOVER COVERAGE
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July 12, 2007 • 1:59 am 0
>SEN. CLINTON CLAIMS MOTHER CHOSE NAME ‘AFTER SIR EDMUND HILLARY AND HER SUMMITTED EVEREST TOGETHER’
July 11, 2007 • 8:42 pm 0
>LIVE EARTH SUCCEEDS IN RAISING AWARENESS OF PRIVATE JET EXHAUST IMPACT
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July 11, 2007 • 7:03 pm 0
>ROBERT KENNEDY JR. SUGGESTS DEATH PENALTY FOR ‘TRAITORS’ LIMBAUGH, HANNITY, BECK
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July 11, 2007 • 3:31 am 0
>VATICAN: JESUS CHRIST ‘WOUNDED’ BY PROTESTANTS’ REFUSAL TO WORSHIP POPE
July 10, 2007 • 9:28 pm 0
>SEN. McCAIN DENIES ELECTION BID IS ON THE ROCKS; SAYS ‘A LOT OF CAMPAIGNS FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST THEIR CANDIDATE’
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July 10, 2007 • 8:36 pm 0
>UNSEASONABLE SNOW INTERRUPTS GLOBAL WARMING EVENT AGAIN
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July 10, 2007 • 12:16 pm 0
>MADONNA DITCHES TRENDY KARBALA RELIGION TO PRACTICE ‘ALGOREISM’
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July 9, 2007 • 8:47 pm 0
>LIVE EARTH CONCERT VIEWERSHIP DWARFED BY M.A.S.H. RE-RUNS
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July 9, 2007 • 8:46 pm 0
>JOHN EDWARDS BEAUTY SALON COSTS NEAR BILL CLINTON HUSH MONEY LEVELS
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July 9, 2007 • 3:56 pm 0
>TIGER WOOD’S NEW BODYBUILDER PHYSIQUE ADVERSELY AFFECTING GOLF SKILLS
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July 9, 2007 • 2:01 pm 0
>BOEING’S NEW JET TO CARRY RECORD NUMBER OF POTENTIAL TERROR VICTIMS
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July 9, 2007 • 1:00 pm 0
>NETWORKS ON HIGH ALERT AS IMUS AMASSES TROOPS AT THE BORDER
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July 6, 2007 • 11:44 pm 0
>DENNIS KUCINICH CELEBRATES 100TH SUPPORTER, NOT EXCLUDING CAMPAIGN STAFF, FAMILY, FRIEND
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July 6, 2007 • 2:16 pm 0
>APPLE WARNS OF ‘POSSIBLE, BUT MINOR’ THIRD DEGREE BURNS AND HEAD INJURIES FROM iPHONE USE
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July 6, 2007 • 12:21 pm 0
>GORE RELIEVED THAT WESTERN HEAT WAVE ISN’T RECORD COLD FRONT AGAIN
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