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August 31, 2010 • 8:59 pm 0
>OBAMA PLEDGES TO ‘NOT CONGRATULATE MYSELF FOR MY IRAQ VICTORY’ IN OVAL OFFICE SPEECH
August 28, 2010 • 9:55 pm 0
>MSNBC: MAJORITY OF AMERICANS FAIL TO SHOW UP TO GLENN BECK EVENT
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August 27, 2010 • 4:42 pm 0
>FED CHAIRMAN ADVISES NATION TO CALMLY LINE UP TO EXIT STOCK MARKET
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August 27, 2010 • 11:41 am 0
>WHITE HOUSE ADMITS INTENTION WAS TO COMMENT ON OBAMA’S ‘OBLIVIOUS CHRISTIANITY’
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August 26, 2010 • 5:38 pm 0
>TIGER SHOOTS 65 AT BARCLAYS, PLANS BI-WEEKLY DIVORCES IN BID TO IMPROVE SCORES
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August 26, 2010 • 12:15 pm 0
>OBAMA LOBSTER AND CAVIAR OVERDOSE PROMPTS NEED FOR ANOTHER VACATION
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August 25, 2010 • 11:44 pm 0
>WIKILEAKS TO PUBLISH OBAMA’S CHRISTIAN STREET CREDS
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August 25, 2010 • 1:40 pm 0
>NORTH KOREA HOPES TO SECURE ITS RELEASE FROM CARTER VISIT
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August 24, 2010 • 10:48 pm 0
>’MOTIVATED’ OBAMA CHASES APPROVAL RATING ENJOYED BY MALWARE SPAMMERS
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August 24, 2010 • 10:37 pm 0
>G.O.P. FAITHFUL PROPEL ‘100 PERCENT PRO-LIFE’ CANDIDATE TO EASY WIN OVER 92.5 PERCENT PRO-LIFER
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August 24, 2010 • 12:42 pm 0
>WEATHERMAN BLAMES WRONG PREDICTION ON CALCULATIONS NON-WEATHERPEOPLE CAN’T UNDERSTAND
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August 23, 2010 • 8:26 pm 0
>OBAMA FEIGNS DISINTEREST AS MUSLIM CALL TO PRAYER RINGS OUT OVER GOLF COURSE
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August 23, 2010 • 12:15 pm 0
>STUDY: AMERICAN DREAM TO OWN A JOB BECOMING ELUSIVE FOR MANY
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August 22, 2010 • 1:57 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE DENIES OBAMA BEING ‘CONDESCENDING TO STUPID AMERICANS’
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August 20, 2010 • 12:42 pm 0
>WHITE HOUSE QUIETLY CANCELS OBAMA’S THREE WEEK VACATION TO MECCA
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August 19, 2010 • 10:47 pm 0
>CHRISTIAN OBAMA VOWS TO STOP SUPPORTING JIHADIST PROJECTS AT GROUND ZERO, PRAYING TO ALLAH
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August 19, 2010 • 4:54 pm 0
>PELOSI CALLS FOR INVESTIGATION OF 9-11 VICTIMS IN MOSQUE FLAP
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August 19, 2010 • 11:57 am 0
>INTERNATIONAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EFFORTS BEING EXHAUSTED BY AROUND-THE-CLOCK GEORGE MICHAEL ARRESTS
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August 18, 2010 • 12:08 pm 0
>OBAMA PLEDGES TO ‘LAY OFF OF VACATIONS’ FOR A FEW DAYS
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August 16, 2010 • 9:40 pm 0
>OBAMA ENDORSES AL QUEDA TRAINING FACILITY FOR PENTAGON’S INTERIOR COURTYARD
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August 16, 2010 • 1:38 am 0
>DIAL MARKETS SUPER-EXPENSIVE BODY SOAP TO THE FILTHY RICH
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August 13, 2010 • 12:06 pm 0
>TAXPAYER CURSES OUT PASSENGER, PULLS EMERGENCY CHUTE, SLIDES OFF AIR FORCE ONE
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August 11, 2010 • 11:54 pm 0
>FEW FAMILY MEMBERS AND PAID ‘FRIENDS’ REMAIN ON SEN. RANGEL’S FACEBOOK FRIEND LIST
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August 9, 2010 • 11:03 pm 0
>TIGER WOODS TO FIGHT MIKE TYSON IN PAY-PER-VIEW ATTEMPT TO REHAB SOILED IMAGE
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August 8, 2010 • 12:38 am 0
>MICHELLE OBAMA’S ENTOURAGE IN SPAIN FIND TAXPAYER-FUNDED BENTLEYS UNDER SEATS
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August 4, 2010 • 11:19 pm 0
>PLUGGED WELL, LACK OF OIL IN GULF REPRESENTS THE ‘WORST MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR ENVIROMENTALISTS IN OUR HISTORY’
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August 4, 2010 • 12:55 pm 0
>FAVRE RETIRING, CITES TIME NEEDED TO PONDER MOVE TO NEXT NFL TEAM
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August 3, 2010 • 6:32 pm 0
>DESPERATE OBAMA HIGHLIGHTS ATTRACTIVE BOMB SHELTER MORTGAGE RATES
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