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MADONNA TICKET SALES LAG DUE TO AGE, SENILITY

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PBS MOVES MUPPETS CLOSER TO ROMNEY BORDER IN APPARENT ACT OF AGGRESSION

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FIRE MARSHALL CANCELS OBAMA PENNSYLVANIA CAMPAIGN EVENT DUE TO OVERFLOW CROWD FROM ROMNEY’S LAS VEGAS SPEECH

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BIDEN’S DENTIST CLEAR WINNER IN VP DEBATE

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OBAMA CHEWS OFF LAST FINGERNAIL

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CONFUSED BIDEN PREPPING TO DEBATE PALIN AGAIN FOR LAST 6 DAYS

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BIDEN DOWNPLAYS AHEAD OF DEBATE: SAY’S ‘I’M BY FAR THE WORST DEBATER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE’

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PAUL RYAN IN DEBATE PREP AGAINST ‘MORE CHALLENGING’ CARDBOARD CUT-OUT OF JOE BIDEN

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WHITE HOUSE: WHEN ALL VARIABLES CALCULATED CORRECTLY, UNEMPLOYMENT IS -3.7%

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OBAMA OVERHEARD TELLING VOTERS HE’ll HAVE ‘MORE FLEXIBILITY TO DEBATE’ AFTER ELECTION

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OBAMA DOC VISITS CONFLICT WITH NEXT TWO DEBATES; WHITE HOUSE SAYS ‘ONLY APPOINTMENT SLOTS AVAILABLE’

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BIDEN CLAIMS ‘ROMNEY WILL BURY OBAMA TONIGHT’ COMMENT WAS ONLY A BIDEN GAFFE

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AMERICAN AIRLINES PLEDGES MORE SCOTCH TAPE TO ‘MORE ADEQUATELY SECURE’ CABIN SEATS

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RACHEL MADDOW BLASTS ROMNEY’S ‘PATHETIC PERFORMANCE’ IN TONIGHT’S DEBATE

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11TH HOUR EXECUTIVE ORDER WILL ALLOW PRESIDENT TO USE TELEPROMPTER AT DEBATE

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BAHAMIAN EMBASSY IN BERMUDA BURNS AS ANTI-BAHAMAS SENTIMENT SPREADS ACROSS GLOBE

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BERNANKE SAYS ‘OBAMA HOPE AND CHANGE 2012 QE3’ BOND PURCHASE PROGRAM NOT POLITICAL

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OBAMA AGREES TO ‘QUICK SUMMIT’ WITH NETANYAHU IN 7-11 PARKING LOT BEFORE GOLF ROUND

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OBAMA ADMITS FAILURE TO CONVINCE NATION OF LACK OF FAILURES DURING HIS PRESIDENCY

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OBAMA’S GRUELING CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE TAKING TOLL ON GOLF GAME

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CHEERING DNC CROWD PROUD OF ALL OF OBAMA’S PRESIDENTIAL ACCOMPLISHMENT

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DNC MOVES BIDEN SPEECH TO 3 A.M. ON CONCERNS OVER BIDEN SPEECH

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DNC INSERTS ‘CHICAGO’ AS U.S. CAPITAL IN DEMOCRAT PARTY PLATFORM

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AD-LIBBING BILL CLINTON STILL SEARCHING CROWD FOR INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY

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CLINTON USES DNC SPEECH TO ANNOUNCE HILLARY’S 2012 CANDIDACY FOR U.S. PRESIDENT

  • Why don’t you just clone the non mobile site(w/out the javascript mobile redirect) and make it index1.html and make that the link from the mobile site?
    • I used the clone methed(by geoffrey Freedom) and it works great, I only did it for the home page so “index1.html” has no flash so the handhelds can display the images I use with jquery if they use the full site.

    • Jon
      10/26/2011

      Google penalizes for duplicate content, so when cloning your index (or any page) may want to create a mostly new way to write the page content.


    • Gavin
      11/04/2011

      for the clone website you can just add the no follow meta tag on the clone. that way google won’t penalize you.

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BIDEN’S DNC SPEECH MOVED TO INDOOR JANITOR’S CLOSET OVER CONCERNS

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RAHM EMANUEL IRRITATED AS THREE ILLINOIS DELEGATES SHOT DEAD IN CHICAGO SECTION DURING SPEECH HE WORKED SO HARD ON

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SPEECH ADVISORS ASK MICHELLE OBAMA TO LEAVE OUT PART ABOUT WHERE SHE HATES BEING FIRST LADY

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OBAMA DNC SPEECH MOVED TO ELKS LODGE NO. 392 TO ACCOMMODATE TENS OF PEOPLE EXPECTED TO ATTEND

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ROMNEY EXCITED TO BE FIRST CANDIDATE TO LEGITIMATELY SAY ‘IF YOU DON’T ELECT ME, THE WORLD WILL END’

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JOE BIDEN TAKES STAGE IN TAMPA AT WRONG CONVENTION, GREETS CROWD WITH ‘HELLOOO PAPUA NEW GUINEA!’

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ANN ROMNEY WILL ATTEMPT TO HUMANIZE EXTRATERRESTRIAL MITT IN TONIGHT’S RNC SPEECH

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ROMNEY’S CONVENTION CANCELLED, OBAMA TO RUN UNCHALLENGED AFTER MARSHALL LAW DECLARED OVER STORM DRIZZLE IN TAMPA

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GOP CONVENTION IN TAMPA BRACES FOR HURRICANE CHRIS CHRISTIE

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DINESH D’SOUZA PONDERS PAYING OFF NATIONAL DEBT WITH PROFITS FROM ‘2016: OBAMA’S AMERICA’

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BIDEN TO BE ABSENT FOR OCT 11 CLASH WITH RYAN, SAYS DEBATE CONFLICTS WITH DENTIST APPOINTMENT

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REPUBLICANS PLOT CONVENTION EVACUATION PLAN FOR POSSIBLE ARRIVAL OF HURRICANE ISAAC OR TODD AKIN

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AKIN’S ILLEGITIMATE QUITTING OF SENATE RACE FAILS TO APPEASE UNADORING MASSES

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OBAMA TAKES TIME OUT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM TELEPROMPTER

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HOMELAND SECURITY OVERRIDES BOSS, MOVES NATION’S THREAT LEVEL TO ‘SEVERE’ IN ANTICIPATION OF JANET NAPOLITANO PLAYBOY SPREAD

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OBAMA CAMPAIGN HAMPERED BY UNFUNDED LIABILITIES MEDICARE AND BIDEN

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THERMONUCLEAR-POWERED TELEPROMPTER ORDERED FOR JOE BIDEN

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PAUL RYAN ASKS KATIE COURIC WHAT NEWSPAPERS SHE READS BESIDES PRAVDA

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MSNBC UNCOVERS PAUL RYAN PLAN TO ERADICATE U.S. WOMEN BY 2015

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LONDON’S OLYMPIC STADIUM TO BE RETIRED, RE-OPENED AS DENTAL OFFICE

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CBS MOVES TROOPS TO PAUL RYAN’S HOME GARBAGE CANS

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COCKY CHESS PLAYER LAYS CLAIM TO ‘GREATEST ATHLETE EVER’ TITLE

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QUESTIONS SWIRL AGAIN AS 15 YR OLD CHINESE GIRL TAKES OLYMPIC GOLD IN MEN’S WEIGHTLIFTING

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ELECTION POLLS SHOW OBAMA LANDSLIDE VICTORY MAY BE SUPPLANTED BY ROMNEY LANDSLIDE WIN

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AMERICAN DREAM TO ‘NOT BECOME A HOBO’ BECOMING ELUSIVE FOR MANY

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