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February 18, 2011 • 2:31 am 0
>ADVANCED LEVELS OF SCIENTOLOGY STILL NO MATCH FOR KIRSTIE ALLEY’S MASSIVE APPETITE
October 25, 2010 • 7:25 pm 0
>TOM CRUISE DEMOTED TO SCIENTOLOGY’S LEVEL SIX FOR DOG-EARRING PAGE IN DIANETICS
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March 31, 2010 • 1:42 am 0
>TOM CRUISE’S MOBILE SCIENTOLOGY TEMPLE FREAKS OUT NEW LEADING LADY
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March 9, 2010 • 11:02 pm 0
>TRAVOLTA DITCHES SCIENTOLOGY, LEAVES CRUISE AS ONLY REMAINING NUT
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June 1, 2009 • 12:57 pm 0
>SURI CRUISE ABANDONS SCIENTOLOGY AFTER LEARNING OF FREAKY ALIEN WARLORD GOD
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March 26, 2009 • 2:27 am 0
>SURI CRUISE REACHES SCIENTOLOGY’S LEVEL 3, WILL LEARN ABOUT ALIEN WARLOCK XENU SOON
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May 17, 2007 • 2:10 pm 0
>JOHN TRAVOLTA THREATENS SCIENTOLOGY DETRACTOR WITH ‘THE WRATH OF XENU, OUR ALIEN FATHER’
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November 18, 2006 • 4:04 pm 0
>LEVEL 7 SCIENTOLOGY WARLOCK TO MARRY TOMKAT AT STONEHENGE TODAY
March 21, 2006 • 1:34 am 0
>DIANE FIENSTEIN FLOATS BILL TO PROTECT SCIENTOLOGY FROM ANIMATED TV SHOW
